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Partying While Ur Injured > Partying While Ur Healthy


The best part about partying while ur injured is:
a) u only have to wear one of your hi heels
b) u can get rlllllly fucked up when ur meds react with alcohol
c) u can start a lot of conversations with dudes who notice ur injury
d) u can just drink a bottle of Robitussin instead of alcohol
e) u should always just drink a bottle of ROBO instear of alcohol
f) u can match ur black dress to your black boot
g) u get to sit next to alts-from-the-year-1999 at parties
h) CHOOSE.YOUR.OWN.RESPONSE

[VIA THE COBRAGUY]

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