
These days, artists and buzzbands are forced to unite with brands in order 2 get paid bc no1 buys albums any more. Most artists who partake in sponsored opportunities are 'pretty anal' abt how their brand will be perceived. Naturally, when Robyn was offered 2 have a concert in a JetBlue Airport terminal, she said, "Hells Yeah!" I wonder if she just made some money, or did she get VIP first class JetBlue premium international VIP sky miles admiral rapid rewards status.
Basically, she obtained A1 status 4 life [via Southwest Airlines cattle herding seating system].
Do u fly JetBlue bc of their amazing TVs + SiriusXM radio, or are they lamestream bc they don't have wifi?
Do u wish u were a part of this sponsored experience?
'Hi I'm Ted Frankfurter, head of marketing for JetBlue and we read on the internet that if u hire a trendy musician 2 do something for u, 18-35 year olds will automatically think ur brand is kewler.'

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Group of ghey hawtties 'got the setlist'.

Is Robyn 4 altGheys?
'I missed my goddamned connecting flight bc of some little boy with a wedge haircut performing.'

Dancing on my own.... with JetBlue....

Was Robyn forced 2 'dress in ble' 2 integrate with the brand?
Is this an authentic display of art + commerce?
How much do u think she was paid?
How many free flights would it take u 2 leverage ur buzzband's brand?
What is the most alt/authentic airline?
What is the crappiest airline?
Is Robyn relevant or is she sorta just an 'afterthought'?
Should JetBlue start a record label/Vinyl Imprint?
Do u think an airport terminal is a good place 2 find new fans [via buskers]?
Robyn
Alternative Entrepreneur, BuzzbandRobyn is a former 1990s pop sensation who rebranded herself as an indie electro singer just 2 try 2 stay relevant.

I don't know what the deal with Robyn is. I think she is just the annual 'gay pride' female indie artist or something. Seems decent, but ultimately might not be attractive enough/show off enough of her body to 'go mainstream.' All I know is that I still consider her career a 'flop' after she failed to 'make it' as a mainstream artist back when Britney Spears and Xtina Aguilera were still entry-level slutwavers. Guess she is stuck appealing to 'the gays' and Euros.
Anyways, just saw this picture of her, and it seems like she is really trying hard to join the slutwave stable of artists. Intense boots. Leggings with some broad's face on them. Tongue hangin out. Humping the air. Cmon Robyn... U gotta 'show dadi a lil bit more skin' if u wanna go mnstrm and ride mad slutwaves. She is opening up for Katy Perry on her next tour, so maybe that will help her career. U never know. Probs just gonna be an artist from the Perez Hilton playlist 4 the rest of her life.
Does Robyn 'look good'?
What does she need 2 do to have a better career?
Is Robyn an overrated indie pop songstress?
Should I get platform boots?
Do Robyn's producers 'do the heavy lifting' and she just gesticulates on stage?
Is Robyn human or is she dancer?
Robyn
Alternative Entrepreneur, BuzzbandRobyn is a former 1990s pop sensation who rebranded herself as an indie electro singer just 2 try 2 stay relevant.
