Music Video: Frankmusik – Better off as Two

This is a music video about ‘being in love’ with some1 and convincing them that u r better off as 2. In the video, u get 2 see Frankmusik with his zany hair getting his dance on. His music has some pretty serious feelings/emotions in it, so I think it appeals to Europeans more since they ‘take emotions more seriously’ and ‘explore them.’ Americans are afraid 2 get vulnerable.

Music Video: MSTRKRFT – Bounce feat. N.O.R.E & Isis

I watched this video on mute and didn’t really hear the song, but I think a casual observer would think that this is a 2nd rate rap video. MSTRKRFT are trying 2 brand themselves or something, and I think that this is inspired by some sort of generic mob crime druglord internet ponzi scheme, kinda like ‘Goodfellas’ meets ‘Smoking Aces.’

I read that the MSTRKRFT album leaked. Is it ‘any good’? I have only really listened to remixes by them. miss u ‘bangers’. Would u chill with MSTRKRFT bros?

Music Video: Company of Thieves – “Oscar Wilde”
////////RUSHMORE ALERT////WES ANDERSON ALERT/////

This is probably the first and last time I will listen to this band. But they have a music video that ‘rips off’ Rushmore, and makes it meme-able. I can’t tell if the music is ‘good’ or ‘relevant’ or not, but I just know that I am ‘alternative’, therefore, this music video ‘appeals 2 me’ and should ‘make me smile.’ I guess now that I think about it, maybe it has always been a fantasy of mine to ‘cum with’ Max Fisher in Rushmore, so I think now that I see a female alt dressed as him, it kinda meets my altSexual needs. Do yall ever fantasize about indie movie characters? Kinda wish I got that girl in Juno preggers [via Michael Cera 'cumming'].

Music Video: The Fall Out Boys – Sugar, We’re Going Down

I think this band called the Fall Out Boys will change the way that we listen to music for the next 20 years. They have completely redefined the post-Blink182 era, and this music video reaches out to tweens who feel like ‘an ugly bro with antlers and bad teeth.’ It’s a music video about hope. Think they’re probably like ‘the next Nickelback meets Beck meets Deathcab’ or something like that. Hope MTV doesn’t find out about them.

Music Video: Sebastien Tellier – Roche

This is a music video by the zany French guy who released his album through American Apparel stores. I wonder if everything in this video is from Am Appy. I think that the video is supposed to feel ’sexie’ and help people who want so badly 2 believe that there is truth that love is real. Do yall wanna study abroad and make love to a hairy French man on the beach? In the video he rides a horse on a girl’s curves, and it kind of makes me yearn 2 ‘be with/inside’ of a beautiful woman. Kinda like that scene at the beginning of ‘I am Lost in Translating to AZNs’ with ScarJo.

Have yall seen n e bloggable music videos lately?
Are yall getting tired of music videos? Can yall remember the last time u watched a music video in it’s entirety? Just want 2 stay relevant. Just want to blog about bloggable bands.

When I was a pre-alt, and an entry level meaningfulcore bro, I used to look forward to things. Movie releases, new album releases, ’shows’/concerts, going back home 4 the holidays to prove that my life was more meaningful than the other people I went to high school with who hadn’t found meaningful existences. These days, I feel like there’s nothing to look forward to. Maybe I’m scared of growing up. Am I ‘losing my edge?’

I used to have a Rushmore calendar in my room that I would highlight important days of album/movie releases. Never 4get the day that I lined up at midnight to see the Royal Tenenbaums at 2 pm the next day. Or the Meaningful Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ( a movie about 4getting about the quirky girl who u r s0 0bsessed with, but every moderately alt guy wants a piece of her ass). To me, new indie films are kind of like Star Wars/Lord of the Rings/Matrix/Beethoven releases.

//Just trying 2 figure out ‘The Science of Sleep’ ///
//Closing my eyes// Opening My Heart ( <3 )

Do yall know ‘what the deal’ with Obammy is? Why does he want 2 ‘go viral’ s0 bad? Did he not have a ‘traditional post-y2k childhood’? Are these lil vlogs the only way to reach the tweens of America who will be critical in his failed re-election in 2012?

[via zany Saturday Night Live sketches that blogs feel like they have to 'recap']

Kinda scared. Read in a blog magazine that Barry Obama is a smoker. Does that mean he does blow off his blackberry?

///PART OF THE 2K8 ELECTION NEVER DIES.
R.I.P. GEORGE ‘vonnegut’ BUSH

The Wes Anderson Zeitgeist has had a big impact on the filling of the Mainstream-Alt chasm. This eArt gallery is intended to provide a space in which we reflect upon Wes Anderson’s quirky, yet meaningful brand.

Title: My Family & Friends Are Special Enough to Be Portrayed in a Major Motion Picture

Title: I Used to be a Horny Teen Searching for Meaning/a tugjob

Title: 30 Rock from the Stephen Baldwin (Alec)

Title: <3 Wes + Cumming + My GF <3

Title: Bottle Rocket 2 Hell: Owen Wilson’s Impending Suicide

Title: Groundhog Day Caddy Shack Zissou Stripes

Title: I Respect Jason Schwartzman only bc I pretend he is Max Fischer grown up

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Remember the time Wes Anderson got Fashion Blogged about?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/hey-did-u-see-wes-anderson-on.html