HIPSTER RUNOFF

Hello,
My name is Sanjay, Director of IT, Finance, and HR for the Hipster Runoff Web Company Network. Please excuse some of the recent slowness. With the recent surge of mainstreamers interested in reading about Animal Collective and a recent boost in ad money from Pizza+Fashion based sponsors, we have been experiencing some network overages.

Fortunately, our team is hard at work repairing the issues. You might even already be familiar with our team. Due to 'the economy', we have been using 'the economy' as an opportunity to lay off workers who spend all day pretending to work and reading blogs on the internet.

We are using the savings to open up new facilities which will help us to produce 3dimensional content, and new social experiments.

In 2k9, we will roll out a Team of Outsourced Meme Generators. We hope that after they read every single HRO post, they will be able to 'replicate Carles.'. It is our goal to cut out Carles from the Runoff, and make the memes appeal to a wider audience. Carles has been demanding a pay raise, and was considering putting a 'donate 2 me, yall!' paypal button in the overcrowded sidebar.

This is TEAM MEME [Beta].

If you ever experience any outages in HRO service, please contact Technical Support. If you are interested in joining Team Meme, please contact us. We are actively seeking Meme Generators.

Thanks for your continued interest in HIPSTER RUNOFF. As we continue to make this formerly 'authentic alt' website more mainstream, we appreciate your transition to 'mainstream' status as well. We had a good run. Thanks for the memories. We are also considering a layout change and usage of the font COMIC SANS or 'The Times of the New Roman Empire.'

Thanks,
Dr. Sanjay Gupta