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Yall. I <3 music festivals. As I always say, they are the only place where I feel like I am 'home.' I get to chill with people who like like me and have similar interests, and I get to see my fave alt celebs performing/spy on them through the security gate.
Feel like I missed out on a lot of meaningful experiences.
I could have beta tested new Am Appy designs with Karen O of the Ya Yea Yeas.
Could have seen some zany bro.
Could have made zany faces while singing meaningful Passion Pit songs
Could have made zany faces while singing meaningful AnCo songs [via Avey Tare]
Could have made scary faces while singing with King Of Leon alphabro
Are alt music festivals all going 2 have comedy now? Might watch ADULT SWIM LIVE starring Tim and Eric. I read in a blog that they direct music videos or something.
Could have sang Karaoke with my political science professor/T.A.
Could have made angry faces about TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek about having to play to a crowd of bros even though ur a production genius
Could have talked about music industry issues & channeling ur hurt/anger into transcendent rock anthems with Trent Reznor.
Could have chilled with Kevin 'Bisexual JokerAlt' Barnes during a zany OfMonty set
Could have had 'my junk' eaten out by a tiger
Just coulda chilled with bros, sat in the sun on a blanket, listening to some sweet, sweet alternative tunes.
Might have also met a tuggle of entry-level girls who were just under-18 who u get drunk & 'take advantage' of.
Whenever I miss a music festival within 3000 miles of my own home, am I missing out on one of the most potentially meaningful experiences of my life?
[Photos by Chris Graham via Brooklyn Vegan]
Das Racist is famous for going on benders, then performing, then bendering more. It's currently their gimmick. It is a better gimmick than their old gimmick that was getting written about with the same line 'even though they have sillie raps, these dudes have mad game!' At this point in the indiesphere, 'talent' doesn't matter. It's all about who is down to throw down a solid meme, or a perpetual stream of memes.
Anyways, I saw this picture of them at Sasquatch Music Festival, and it looks like they 'metaphorically crossed swords' [via microphones]. They were probably just trying to bro down and have a meaningful bro-ment on stage...But then the spirit of bro took them too far. From what I have heard, it is unchill for bros to 'cross swords' or even touch 'just the tip' 2gether, but maybe that is the vibe they are going 4. They just want to prove they are bros, but maybe they are a lil too bro...
I guess u have 2 root for them to 'win' the indie rap wars against the Odd Futures. They seem chiller and college-educated-er than Odd Future, so I guess I can probably identify with them more.
Do u <3 Das Racey?
Have u seen them roll around on stage b4?
Do u think they will have a more epic meltdown than Ariel Pink?
Do the members of Das Racist feel pressured 2 bender so that their fans 'get what they expect'?
Do u <3 their rap skills, or are they 'overrated'?
Can they 'beat' Tyler the Creator in the indie wars of rap?
Should they start a horrorcore project so they can play the Gathering of the Juggalos 'as a joke'?
Have u ever bendered with a member of Das Racey in ur local scene?
Have u ever been in a 3some with ur bro and accidentally 'crossed swords'?
Das Racist is some sort of post-ironic rap group.
Vicki....
I miss u a lot...
I'm still living a teen dream with u [via skin tight jeans]...
I miss the way ur mop falls in ur face...
So curly
So much volume
I know it protects U
from letting 'us' in, building ur enigmatic personal brand
Nobody does it quite like Vicks...
Oh god.
Other bro decided to show up.
EFF
Another drummer bro in Beach House
Cmon bro... just let them use the drum machine
instead of being treated like a drum machine...
We're all just
Mad About Vicki
There's nothing wrong with honesty
So honestly...
I have a dream
That 1 day I will move the hair out of Vicki's face
She will look into my eyes and say
"Nor way ay ay aye aye- AY ay AY AYEE AAYYE"
And some1 will finally understand me.
Do u <3 Vicki LeGrand?
Is she the #1 QT in indie?
R u tired of the other bros in Beach Haus?
Is she at the top of the indie female power rankings?
Do u think she would beat all 3 Dirty Proj altbaguettes in a cat fight?
Should Vicki LeGrand get her own Herbal Essences shampoo commercial?
Victoria LeGrand, known as "Vicki" is one of the hottest indie songstresses in indie music in the hit band the Beach House.
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Beach House is a relevant buzzband who has 'tons of indie cred.' Lead singer Victoria LeGrand is known as 1 of the sexiest women in indie.
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You'll never guess who was spotted bronoodling at the year's Sasquatch Music Festival. You might remember Snacks the Cat Girl as the winner of the 2010 HRO Halloween Costume Contest. She totesally met Bethany Cosentino, owner of Snacks the Cat. She iis not just an indie front-woman, but also the #1 cat lady of the indiesphere. It's moments like these that make me understand why I am a relevant alt blog. I help buzzbands and QT humans come 2gether, united in memes 2 make the world a better place. They both seem really happy.
Who is keuter?
In this VIP EXCLUSIVE Interview, Snacks the Cat Girl recaps her interaction with Bethany Cosentino.
I told her i dressed up as her cat for halloween and she said "oh so you're the infamous snacks the cat girl!" Then we talked a little, took a pic and she congratulated me on winning.
It seems like Bethany was 'chill' with both the blog HIPSTER RUNOFF, and Snacks the Cat girl, who she once 'talked mad shit abt.'
This a far cry from the time Bethany Cosentino called Snacks the Cat Girl a 'total weirdo creep.'
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Everybody <3s Snacks the Cat Girl!!! With her million dollar smile, how could u h8 her?
BB! I miss the Genre Shirt! U look good, bb!
Miss u...
Proud of u for following ur alt dreams...
Who is ur fave 'HRO it girl' of all time?
R u happy 4 Snacks the Cat Girl?
What is next 4 Snacks the Cat Girl?
Will she replace Bethany Cosentino in Best Coast?
Have u ever met a relevant alt celeb? Were they chill or unchill?
Will Snacks the Cat still be a relevant costume 4 Halloween 2k11?
Bethany is the lead singer/front woman/indie songstress
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Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats
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