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Does n e 1 know where this picture was taken?

Yall. Saw this picture. Does n e 1 know where they took it?

a) a meaningful music festival
b) a Paul McCartney concert
c) on the set of American History X
d) at an authentic punk show during the 80s in the greater New York Area
e) Dan Deacon documentary/biopic 'fight scene'
f) Some sort of altbro tribunal lynching
g) a violent SXSW partie
h) a 311 concert
i) on the set of The Wrestler [via Mickey Rourke]
j) from the movie IN TO THE WILD, YALL
k) some sort of 'bear' convention
l) something about the hipster grifter
m) an answer about 'memes'
n) Pitchfork Music Festival
o) at some sort of clinic where people 'donate blood' and/or 'plasma' to get money
p) at a 'Mixed Martial Arts' event that people 'think are bad ass' these days
q) Choose.Your.Own.Response

ugh.. h8 violence & graphic images.
HRO: SFW IN 2K13

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW 4-20-2009

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

Playlist After the Jump

When do yall wanna stop working?

[MP3]
Poney Poney When Do You Want To Stop Working? (Pacific Remix)

Grade: 4.8745 out of 10 runoffs
Review: From what I understand, I am supposed to appreciate pop music from France, like Phoenix and bands like that who 'write well crafted pop, but sing in English.' I think remixes are pretty kewl, too. Think this track is 'nice to have' in ur iPod library. Need 2 blog more about tracks that are 'nice 2 have around' since they are not asking u to consider them the best song ever written. PARA ONE produced the original version of this song and Xavier DeRosnay is apparently producing their next album/produced their old stuff.

MP3 Hijack + original version located at this blog
http://electrorash.com/poney-poney/

More formal information + purchase 12"
http://www.institubes.com/catalog/ins12032/

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/poneyponey
http://www.myspace.com/musicpacific

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW 4-13-2009

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

Playlist after the jump

This might be a stupid question...but what r DJs doing when they are emotionally 'twisting knobs'?

Photo by LastNightsParty


Yall. Feel stupid to ask 'dumb questions.' Weird how sometimes u just never ask certain questions because you are afraid ur gonna sound stupid for not knowing, but if u asked, u'd realize that 85% of the world was wondering the same thing as u. Our modern educational system has failed because we believe that any one who asks a question is 'an idiot' [via Nappy Dynamite voice].

but srsly.... does n e 1 know what DJs are doing when they are 'twisting knobs' and 'acting all emotional'? Like the lifeforce of a song is flowing through the knobs into their body where their soul meets their body. Wish I knew more DJ techniques. Wish my parents got me DJ lessons as a kid instead of 'piano'/'guitar'/'miscellaneous orchestral instrument' lessons. Sad that I was never talented enough to be in a band, so I wish I could at least play music that makes ppl happy.

Photo by sharkvsbear

While I am asking, can n e 1 else plz explain what DJs are doing when they 'hold 1 headphone up 2 their ear while bobbing their head and looking intently at their computer screen'? Sometimes I wonder if DJs are 'really doing anything' or if they are sort of just 'pretending to be really involved' to make sure that people don't remember that they are 'just playing music from iTunes.'

Still not sure if DJing is an 'art.' Can some1 plz tell me why we need 2 respect DJs/which DJs are 'worth respecting'? Might need to listen to more guido techno electro core house.

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW 4-6-2009

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

Playlist after the jump

Does n e 1 know what these ppl r doing?
Photo by the cobrasnake


Does n e 1 know what these bros are doing? I think that they are in some sort of temporary space that was set up by a club. Think that this maybe be the future of clubs. Every group of friends might have a sectioned-off temporary structure, kinda like a cubicle at an office job. Maybe like the goal is to 'fit the most bros' into your limited space in order to symbolize how important ur group brand is.

I want 2 start a club and design a meaningful experience for partygoers. Totally different than what every1 is doing right now. More than just 'getting drunk and dancing.'

What are those bros doing?

These bros are
a) 'doing drugs'
b) looking at how keut they look in pix
c) circle jerking on a new album that just leaked
d) talking about life
e) getting buzzed and talking about life
f) huddling around a laptop watching 'gross internet porn' [via 2girls1bro]
g) starting a group twitter where they can post collective thoughts in 140 characters or less
h) coming up with a band name for a kewl new sound project
i) trying to come up with a myspace URL for their band because their band name was taken by a band that isn't even active any more.
j) looking up some random TV trivia on wikipedia so that some1 can 'win a bet'
k) J.B.B. (just being bros)
l) trying on some clothes at an Am Appy yardsale
m) participating in a meaningful photobooth session [powered by a B-rate party pix website]
n) Choose Your Own Response

Just kinda weird how if u think about 'space' it's just a series of boxes that people can either be inside of or outside of. Weird that 'property' even exists. wish there was no such thing as 'money' so that our economy would be okay. Just wanna barter goods and services and be happy with a simple life.

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

PLAYLIST AFTER THE JUMP

ALT ALIENS

This is a post about housekeeping.
There are three items.

Item 1

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

PLAYLIST
Grizzly Bear - Cheerleader
Port O'Brien - I Woke Up Today
Deerhunter - Wash Off
The Twelves - I Feel Fine [MP3]
The Pains of Being Pure At Heart - Young Adult Friction
Air France - Collapsing At Your Doorstep
Harlem - Good Bye Horses
Friendly Fires - Skeleton Boy
The Books - It Never Changes to Stop
Heartsrevolution - Ultraviolence (Ft Spank Rock)
Phoenix - Too Young
Animal Collective - Fireworks
Rye Rye - Bang ft M.I.A.
M.I.A. - Paperplanes (DFA Remix)
Vampy Weekend - The Kids Don't Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)
Miami Horror - Make You Mine
The Walkmen - Wake Up
Bullion - Time for Us All to Love
Chikita Violenta - Laydown
The Embassy - Some Indulgence
The Golden Filter - Solid Gold
HOLY GHOST! - Hold On
College ft Electric Youth - She Never Came Back (Russ Chimes Remix) [MP3]
The Go Find - Dictionary
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

Item #2: A Party Worth Blogging About in Miami


This party is on Wednesday. R u going 2 come? If ur not able 2 come, u can always just IM me at the screen name HIPSTERRUNOFF.
RSVP: http://www.eatskeet.com/rsvp
The Gansevoort Hotel Pool Centre
Wednesday March 25, 2009
Photos by Miscellanous Alternative Photographers
Music by miscellaneous ‘relevant’ DJs

I will be wearing a t-shirt that says "I am Carles."

Item #3: BREAKING NEWS

Did yall hear that popular nightlife DJ Steve Aoki was abducted by alien skanks from another planet who were sent to Earth to market a new product by showcasing their beautiful bodies?

Photo by Cobrasnake

p0st m0re Alien skanxxx

Is there life on other planets, and if so, do u know if they know 'how 2 TUGSTRONG'?

More alien sexie broads 'after the jump'. gonna tug myself to sleep yall. gnite yall [via green sp00ge]

Another SIRIUS SHOW, yall.

yall we didn't go bankrupt. Carles still 'gets a paycheck'/gets 2 prove himself on a weekly basis as a relevant tastemaker. If haven't recently purchased a car that came with satellite radio, u can ignore this post.

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

Playlist + Mp3s 'after the jump'

Is Bud Light the next Big Alternative Alcoholic Beverage?

I know we've gone through a Sparks era and a PBR era. However, I saw a picture that represented the alternative communities huge demand for a new alternative beverage of choice. Think this picture is a 'metaphor' for a 'thirst 4 something new.'

[Image via thecobrasnake]
Things are changing soo fast around us. Life is a never ending quest for the best brands 2 align urself with. For example, this broad is 2x 'kewl' cuz she is double nursing these bottles of Bud Light. It is her desire to 'get f*ckt up!' and 'get her partie on.' Have yall ever 'had 2 much 2 drink' just because u were 'desperate 2 have a good time/make a nite meaningful'?

Is ne 1 else unsure of how authentic a beer like BUD LIGHT can be since it was already branded by ______ people?

Should I invest in Miller Light? Is this picture supposed to 'look like that 1 portrait of the Virgin Mary', in order 2 appeal 2 Mexis.

Does n e 1 know any good 'microbreweries'/authentic moonshine makers that are located in the conceptual forest?

Has any1 tried mescaline? Should I just make a gallon of mescaline serum and 'go 2 the desert for 1 week'?

is it still authentic to 'get fuckt up'?
<3 'double fisting'

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ANOTHER SATTY RADIO PLAYLIST

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

Playlist 'after the jump.'

A new Satellite Radio Show

Yall. did yall hear anything about Sirius XM going bankrupt? Do yall know what bankruptcy even means? Am I gonna lose my job cuz of the economie? h8 life. Just want 2 be a blog. Maybe I should do more podcasts or something.

Have yall read on any tech blogs that podcasts are going to replace the radio ? Did yall read that mp3 blogs are going 2 replace bands?

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n e ways, I have a show on Sirius and this is a post about the playlist I played today.

HIPSTER RUNOFF RADIO is a meaningful radio show. The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

COMPLETE PLAYLIST AFTER THE JUMP

The Last Days of Bloggable Electro


Life used to be simple. Life used to be about bloggable mp3s. I used to be an mp3 blog. I used to be allowed to 'like music' and 'get gimmick excited about it.' Do yall think there's still room for HRO to enjoy music, or am I too alt to enjoy music? How long have yall been reading HRO? Do yall remember when it was about the music, in the mainstream days of blog haus? Will HRO recover, discover 'love' and authentic appreciate for music again? Or is HRO just some lookbook childpredtroll bro?

Kinda worried. Just want 2 get authentic. Do yall think that 2k9 will be all about 'the best electro rising to the top' or will there be an electro backlash? Do yall still enjoy blog posts that focus on one artist? Have yall heard any good new music lately?

This is a song by Vega that reminds me of my 'glory days.' Back when I used to post Lifelike remixes or Breakbot songs and be excited.
These may or may not be the last days of bloggable electro. (WTF is 'electro'?)

[MP3]
VEGA Well Known Pleasures

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/vegavisions

"We can do the things that we'd like to."
-VEGA

"I only want 2 do just what my body wants to."
-AnCo in the hit song "Guy's Eyes"

Doing what u'd like to do with some1 that u love: Big in 2kForever?

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ANOTHER SATELLITE RADIO SHOW, YALL

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

PLAYLIST AFTER THE JUMP