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Skrillex spotted bronoodling with nostalgic human meme Mr. Belding in relevant VIP section (4 comments) |
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Did Scarlett Johansson hire a graphic designer who made crappy album art in the early 1990s to design her album cover?
With album art like that, you'd have to speculate that she's being invited to Lillith Fair 2008.
I wonder when some promoter will create a festival that is a celebration of mixed gender bands.
ScarJo used to be some sort of 'indie lolita', every1 wanted to 'bang her' because she was youthful and had a KILLER RACK. Anyways, every1 thought she was SO HOT that they kidded themselves into thinking she was a good actress. Now she is so empowered because every1 wants her so much that she thinks she can direct music videos. I have no idea who this broad is, but Scarlett Johansonn directed it. Of course, I basically could have made it with a Youtube tween's personal vlogging flipcam.
Scarlett Johansson has made her directorial debut, stepping behind the camera to direct the music video "Hurry Hurry" for songstress Jessie Baylin.
Johansson and Baylin, who’s married to Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill, are longtime friends.
ZZZZZZZZZZ
The video is a continuous shot of Baylin walking across the Manhattan Bridge, with the New York skyline and Brooklyn Bridge in the distance. The colors of the video are subdued, as it was shot on an overcast day, and the bridge is wet with rain. As Baylin walks back and forth, the camera follows her, sometimes capturing her face and sometimes recording her back.
This is not Johansson's first foray into music videos. She famously appeared in the sexy video for Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around Comes Around" in 2007. The star released her debut album, "Anywhere I Lay My Head," in 2008 for which she also shot a video.
Here is a picture of Scarlett Johanssonn's KILLER rack.
I'd love to DIRECT those bad boys right to MOTORBOAT CITY.
Do u <3 ScarJo?
Is she a talented director?
Is she amazing?
Do u vibe 2 her?
Remember when she was a lolita?
Remember when ppl thought she was a good actress?
Can she do anything she puts her mind 2?
Is she more or less alt than Nat Portman/Zooey Deschanny?
Scarlett Johansson is a former indie starlett who tried to go mainstream, but then every1 realized she couldn't act, but only had a killer pair of jugs. U gotta give her props, because they are KILLER jugs, but at the same time, I am not sure why she is attempting to transform her personal brand in2 Alice Glass. She really 'took it to the next level' and murdered some1 and attempted to bury their body. That's TOTALLY something Alice would do. I wish ScarJo would get her own personal brand and leave our Queen alone. :-(
Who looks better?
As u can see, ScarJo is trying to transform into Alice on the cover of Crystal Castles second album.
Look familiar?
Which starlett would u rather settle down with?
Should Alice 'get back' at Scarjo by dating Ryan Reynolds?
Do u wish Scar would leave Alice's brand alone?
Who 'wore it' better? [via lame stream magazines?
Have u ever murdered some1 and secretly buried their body just 2 be more like Crystal Castles?
Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.
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I remember when Scarlett Johannson was an 'up and coming alt actress'. She got alt cred for starring in 'Lost in Translation', but then sorta went mainstream, except every1 realized she was just a hot body with a pair of BANGING cha-chas that couldn't actually act. Looking back, we realize that Lost In Translation 'didn't even say anything' and it was basically just 'trying too hard 2 be deep' and Bill Murray sorta just pooped around on screen.
Anyways, it looks like ScarJo got a 'makeover' and she looks like Alice Glass if Alice Glass decided to be a mainstreamer/Grade-A Hollywood lamestreamer. I hope that never happens. I always want Alice Glass 2 be Alice Glass..
Oh Alice...
No1 compares 2 u...
ScarJo who?
#TeamAlice
Do u think ScarJo is 'trying 2 be Alice'?
Will there ever be an Alice Glass?
Will Alice Glass headline #OccupyWallStreet?
Did ScarJo's career 'tank' or 'succeed'?
Is there such think as 'a mainstream version of Alice Glass'?
Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.
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