HIPSTER RUNOFF

I think music videos for modern electro are kinda funnie cuz they only rlly exist on the internet. I wonder what sort of 'returns' most artists get on their music video if u were able to quantify how many sales u made due 2 a kewl video posted on a blog. Realistically, modern bands shouldn't spend more than $_00 on a music video.

Music Video: Frankmusik - Better off as Two

This is a music video about 'being in love' with some1 and convincing them that u r better off as 2. In the video, u get 2 see Frankmusik with his zany hair getting his dance on. His music has some pretty serious feelings/emotions in it, so I think it appeals to Europeans more since they 'take emotions more seriously' and 'explore them.' Americans are afraid 2 get vulnerable.

Music Video: MSTRKRFT - Bounce feat. N.O.R.E & Isis

I watched this video on mute and didn't really hear the song, but I think a casual observer would think that this is a 2nd rate rap video. MSTRKRFT are trying 2 brand themselves or something, and I think that this is inspired by some sort of generic mob crime druglord internet ponzi scheme, kinda like 'Goodfellas' meets 'Smoking Aces.'

I read that the MSTRKRFT album leaked. Is it 'any good'? I have only really listened to remixes by them. miss u 'bangers'. Would u chill with MSTRKRFT bros?

Music Video: Company of Thieves - "Oscar Wilde"
////////RUSHMORE ALERT////WES ANDERSON ALERT/////

This is probably the first and last time I will listen to this band. But they have a music video that 'rips off' Rushmore, and makes it meme-able. I can't tell if the music is 'good' or 'relevant' or not, but I just know that I am 'alternative', therefore, this music video 'appeals 2 me' and should 'make me smile.' I guess now that I think about it, maybe it has always been a fantasy of mine to 'cum with' Max Fisher in Rushmore, so I think now that I see a female alt dressed as him, it kinda meets my altSexual needs. Do yall ever fantasize about indie movie characters? Kinda wish I got that girl in Juno preggers [via Michael Cera 'cumming'].

Music Video: The Fall Out Boys - Sugar, We're Going Down

I think this band called the Fall Out Boys will change the way that we listen to music for the next 20 years. They have completely redefined the post-Blink182 era, and this music video reaches out to tweens who feel like 'an ugly bro with antlers and bad teeth.' It's a music video about hope. Think they're probably like 'the next Nickelback meets Beck meets Deathcab' or something like that. Hope MTV doesn't find out about them.

Music Video: Sebastien Tellier - Roche

This is a music video by the zany French guy who released his album through American Apparel stores. I wonder if everything in this video is from Am Appy. I think that the video is supposed to feel 'sexie' and help people who want so badly 2 believe that there is truth that love is real. Do yall wanna study abroad and make love to a hairy French man on the beach? In the video he rides a horse on a girl's curves, and it kind of makes me yearn 2 'be with/inside' of a beautiful woman. Kinda like that scene at the beginning of 'I am Lost in Translating to AZNs' with ScarJo.

Have yall seen n e bloggable music videos lately?
Are yall getting tired of music videos? Can yall remember the last time u watched a music video in it's entirety? Just want 2 stay relevant. Just want to blog about bloggable bands.

Does Girl Talk's implementation of the homeless man beard make him more authentic? Or is his beard a little bit too 'freshman in college' proving that he is 'liberated' from his parents?

Definitely prefer BREAKBOT's (who I nvr realized looks like a more authentic Greg Gillis).

It's a shame we can't all grow Sufjan Stevens Douchebag Carpet Munching "Sit on my face" Goatees.

Heard that Sebastien Tellier smells like a Frenchman. Is that true, yall?

Might just grow an El Guincho homeless man mop+beard

No1 will ever be able to top Teddy K's Homeless Man Beard.

Electrorash had a pretty reasonable blurb about the Metronomy remix aesthetic:

I’m a massive fan of Metronomy remixes full stop, the way they pull apart a track, stripping it down to its very bones, then proceed to stick select pieces of it back together with their own brand of mental insanity, quite possibly aided by lashings of crazy glue.

Metronomy Remix Aesthetic + Michael from the Teenagers talking in French + a reasonable dose of Goldfrapp= [HIGHLY BLGGBLE HIT] (and I don't know French)

[MP3s]
Goldfrapp Happiness (Metronomy Remix Featuring the Teenagers)

Sebastien Tellier La Ritournelle (Metronomy Mix) [ONE OF MY FAVES]

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/goldfrapp
http://www.myspace.com/metronomy
http://www.myspace.com/theteenagers

Get vulnerable with this video for Sebastien Tellier's "La Ritournelle", then enjoy these remixes.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p_WVUZvHLs&rel=1]
I think the video is about life, love, mortality, and/or the human experience, but I might have misinterpreted it.

[MP3]
Sebastien Tellier La Ritournelle (Metronomy Mix) [a Go To MP3 for the rest of ur life]

Sebastien Tellier La Ritournelle (Reprise) (Vicarious Bliss vs. Sébastien Tellier)

Watch this Tellier video if you are intrigued by him. Do you think he's crazie? Or just sillie?