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NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele'. Do they h8 fatties? (11 comments) |
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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Beyonce and Jay-Z release first pictures of their fake baby! (2 comments) |
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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (12 comments) |
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Bon Iver's Justin Vernon apologizes 2 Carles. Has he won the first battle against the Corrupt Indie Machine? (11 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (18 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (15 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (11 comments) |
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Madonna says M.I.A. ruined her show, is 'a stupid teenager' (5 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (36 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (4 comments) |
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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (24 comments) |
Seen n e keaut WarholAlts lately // Agyness's free spirited lil brother?
[sartreolast]
Seen n e ppl who are rlly into arts & crafts and made a beautiful dress out of a beautiful print?
[StyleScout]
Seen n e keut AZNs who have an article of clothing that indicates that they are an authentic music fan?
[Facehunter]
Seen n e keut 'sluts from the future' lately? Heard they have an extra hole where u can 'stick it in' that makes u cum like kraaayzeee! [NSFW if they don't allow progressive platinum bands past their web filter]
Seen n e altbros trapped in the bodies of old women?
[Advanced Style]
Can't believe 2k9 is here and I still haven't figured out who I am.
/////////// help ////
[Hel Looks]
This kute Mickey Mouse tranfest-on-wheelz is kinda kute. Wonder if I should go to my local mall's Disney Store to buy some 'vintage cartoon' clothing? Does that include all cartoons before Toy Story?
Finding Nemo = way 2 mainstream
Modern cartoons in '3d' or whatever = for spoiled Generation Z kidz & empty people over the age of 14
But maybe I should just get ready for battle and buy some keut gladiator shoes.
[Gade Mode]
But I'm not sure which style of kyoot gladiator shoes will prepare me for battle in the upcoming electro wars. :-( Which one of these would help protect me from sustaining injuries from projectile electro lighting bolts?
Should I just have my leg converted into a cyeute roboleg?
[lastnightsparty]
Maybe life would be easier if I was just a kqute, dreamie red head. :-(
[Sarty]
Hey yall... Sometimes, my head almost explodes from seein so many crazie people wearing these random, funnie stuff. I mean, srsly...where do these people come from? Alt Island?
Love yall...enjoy...
Seen any cute Aggys/Oliver Twists lately?
Seen any blipsters in bowties lately?
Seen n e secretive, pouty AZNs lately?
Seen n e Dreamy Boys in Picnic print shirts with flower bow ties lately?
Seen n e dark-hearted alts who stand on the sides of their feet lately?
[Click Clash]
Seen n e edgy independent films with deceased actors in them? 
[s0 many photos by the facehunter]
(miss u, Ennis Del Mar)
SRSLY tho...
Should I see Dark Knight? Is it good?
Is the Dark Knight ALT because Heath is in it, and he is authentic?
Or is it mainstream because it is the biggest movie ever ($$$$$$$) and you have to sit in an IMAX movie theatre with a herd of mainstreamers?
