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Sex Dreams and Denim Jeans
Uffie on the cover of some French Magazine wearing a sillie hat


Uffie is on the cover of Technikart, a French Magazine that I have never heard of.  I can't speak French, but if I had to guess, it seems like it would be about technology and cars. Possibly 'go-carts' or the 'karts' used in Super Mario Kart. The article is called "Is there life after the party?" It is probably some sort of 'puff piece' about how she is trying to 'recapture the magic' of the blog house era.

There are probably really serious questions about how she has 'evolved as a person + musician' + her commentary on how the scene is so different now. Do u think it is insightful? Feels sweet to live in an era where we just see jpg files of magazine covers on the internet instead of having 2 buy the actual magazine.

do u think she has a cute little record hat on, or is that a different style of hat?

Wonder if Uffie's album is going 2 flop.
Wonder how the alt media will accept her upcoming album "Sex Dreams and Denim Jeans."
Wonder if Pitchfork will review it / give it a 3.0.
Is Uffie a 'sex icon'?
Will Uffie's upcoming album 'crossover'?
Are French Magazines more authentic than US magazines?
What country generates the most authentic magazines / zines in the world?

Uffie

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Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

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Does Uffie look hot on her new album cover?


This is allegedy the album cover to Uffie's upcoming album "Sex, Dreams, and Denim Jeans." I am not sure if I believe it, since it seems like something some one made in MS Paint in a non-ironic kind of way. Also, I don't think the picture of her is flattering enough. She is holding an American flag, but from what I have read in old interviews she escape from suburban Florida, moved to France, then met her current innercircle of relevant French electro artists who 'produced' her hits. Not sure if she is really into America, or if that is just some branding gimmick to seem 'rebellious' in other parts of the world. Might just be some fan art or something.

It seems like the goal of this album cover is probably to test whether or not 'sex sells.' Feel like this could have been 400% more sexy since Uffie is usually down to get naked / show off her nips. Maybe they are just trying to make her seem like a somewhat normal, alternative girl, aged 19-24 or something.

The tracklisting shows that she works with the usual Ed Banger crew, but also collaborates with Pharrell Williams and Mattie Safer (formerly of the Rapture). Wonder if this album will be 'critically acclaimed', 'popular in a mainstream way', or a 'flop.'

Wonder how this album is going 2 go.
Wonder if it will crossover into the post-Ke$ha market.
Wonder if Uffie 'waited too long' or if it was a wise move to wait for the blog house era to die.
Does Uffie look kute on her album cover, or does she need to 'step it up'?

Uffie

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.

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