Tag Archives: sexual encounters

They say u ‘haven’t lived’ until u have made love on top of an AZN [Should I Buy An AZN?]

By Carles | July 30, 2009

Photo via BJthePandaBear

I have never climaxed with another human being. I have ‘been with people’ but I still have never ‘came’ bc of a vagina, mouth, or bum hole. I mean, I really love the people I’ve been with, but I’m always just really uncomfortable since we have to ‘do it’ in public [...]

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Question 4 Female Readers

By Carles | May 5, 2009

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Sometimes ur hornie, but there’s no1 else around 2 ‘get u off.’ I feel happie that some1 invented ‘masturbation.’ Imagine if there was no way 2 pleasure urself? Feel like there would be a lot of lonely people out there. I think guys just have to ‘tug off’ [...]

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The Saddest AZN alive [My Sexual Encounter with the Hipster Grifter]

By Carles | April 16, 2009

This is a blog post about the popular meme The Hipster Grifter.

There once was an AZN from Utah
Who had dreams of moving to the city
breaking free of her oppressive (and possibly sexually abusive) Mormon parents who adopted her
and working for a relevant entertainment/media company (via Vice Magazine)
and most importantly ‘fucking a lot of dudes’ who [...]

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