HIPSTER RUNOFF

Seen n e kute testicles lately?

I know there are a lot of female readers who complain about HRO not having enough 'HOT BRO' representation, but I'm doing my best to post m0re QT guys. I know the altbro readership gets to tug they-selves off when they visit HRO, so hopefully females can find a lil bit more pleasure when they visit thehipsterrunsoffs.com.

BUT SRSLY...there's nothing sexier than a guy with a dreamy gaze with one of his hairy ballz hanging out of his shorty short jorts.

XX BONUS STRANDED ROLLER BLADER XX

I wish that I could have been able to see into the future when I was a kid. If I had been able to see that American Appy was going to make gold tights, then I wouldn't have thrown away my golden rollerblades. :-(

[Photos Domestic Fine Arts]

I'm not sure how I would feel if I went to a 'gentleman's club', and then some conceptual-stripper approached me about a lap dance.

Do alt-bros go to strip clubs?
Do alt-broads ever consider becoming strippers, or are they more likely to just work at a coffee shop & make the same amount of tip money from entry-level-meaningful alts who come in on a daily basis because they 'think they are going to hook up with her since she chats with him whenever he orders a soy latte, and he compliments her on her music selection.'

XX BONUS HUMBLE AZN IN SHORTY SHORTS XX

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In 2k9, I want to see more AZNs in shorty shorts, and non-AZNs in AZN bowl cuts.

[Photos by Style Sightings]