HIPSTER RUNOFF

Photos via Easy Fashion

I was just looking at some fashion blogs about a fashion week somewhere in some fashionable city, and I noticed this new 'fashion trend' that is possibly authentic, but also possibly just trying to be some sort of zany internet fashion meme. I sorta feel like huge heads are the future of fashion. Like, this is supposed to represent some sort of drive for knowledge + information until our heads swell up.  Also might be possible that we are evolving into 'super humans', and our heads must expand so we can embed computers in our body.

I am very inspired by the fashion of Walter Van Beirendonck, who will probably be known better as 'the bro who designed huge hats + heads.'

Sorta wish I could go to a fashion show that was clearly attempting to be 'all zany.'

I feel like the designer bro must be inspired by the cranial structure of aliens.

Must be some sort of commentary on how our information economy + concept of 'me' has evolved so much. Like swollen heads.  Maybe commentary on tween culture, and the concept of 'me'/'ego.'

Wonder if I could be a horse jockey if I had a 'huge head' of if that would weigh down my horse.   There are probably downsides to our evolution into huge-headed creatures.

I feel like the era of earbuds is over. We are headed back towards 'huge ass' headphones/earmuffs/head accessories.  Also might carry a lil machine gun in our jogging pants.

Kinda cold. Have 2 keep ears warm (possibly jam to a new mp3 downloaded from the formerly alt hypingmachine mp3 search engine).

Need some huge head accessories + a belt that is 'fly.'

(honestly might buy some of these progressive cargo pants if Old Navy releases a similar style in 2k15.)

Honestly confused. Do yall think this is a trend or some sort of commentary on society/humanity/evolution/information?

Hope I can commission one of these huge head+hat combo deals in a 'lil douchebag faux military hat.'

What kinda hat would u get?
Zissou red beanie?
Barry Bonds post-steroids enlarged head + baseball helmet?

Feeling hopeless. Untrendy. Might just 'melt my face' like the broad from the Knife. (This may or may not be a global warming metaphor.)

Will probably just 'stick my head in the oven' and see if I can implement the new melty face trend/off myself.

[NOT SAFE FOR SPOOK-FREE WORK ENVIRONMENTS]

[HelLooks]
Sometimes I have nitemares about living in a world where we can't decide which clothes we wear. I fear this world where we have no way to express our unique personal brands. Instead of picking up lifeless clothes from retail stores and online eCommerce sites, the articles of clothing will come to life and take over our body. Instead of an entry level alt wearing American Appy on his own, the American Appy hoodie will overtake the human.

I fear a world where I cannot express my unique personal brand.

Give me freedom of expression [via Adobe Creative Suite] or give me death.
-Marco "Polo Ralph Lauren" Jacobs

XX BONUS AZN-EATING HAT XX

[azn Photo by Tokyo Bopper]
Yall, we need to keep these people-eating hats away from our continents (North Ammy, Europa & Aussieville). Hopefully they can stay within the Great Walls/Japan Island Fortress. I wonder how long it will take that hat with the sillie eyes to engulf that AZN. Probz less than 24 hours, but I didn't major in Monsters @ UCLA/UCSB/UC-Irvy.

I used to think that RCRD HATS were bad for society, but now I realize hats that eat kute azns r even worse for humanitie.

Why r u wearing that sillie hat?
a) u just got braces & ur orthodontist is making you wear custom headgear
b) ur trying to 'find urself'
c) u have 'olympic fever' so u made a multiple sport helmet
d) u were recently injured at a rock show involving the band The Justices
e) u hate bros in RCRD Hats, so u want to do something a little bit more individualistic
f) a Pandemonium of AZNs (Parrot humor)
g) the headgear provides him with an authentic force field that keeps entry-level alts from talking to him
h) He wanted to outdo the Gift Hat bro
i) He wanted to outdo discoball hat bro
j) Choose.Your.Own.Response

[Photo by Cobrasnk]

I haven't seen a cassette tape necklace in a while. It seems like every1 is rlly obsessed with rcrd hats. Sometimes we all just need to slow down, enjoy the weekend, and admire a girl with a devious default camera stare + sillie hat.

Love yall. What is happening tonight? Oh ya going out on weekends is desperate. I agree--I'm probs just staying in. c u Monday night.

[We Are Awesome]