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Are slashed jeans the new 'skinnie jeans'? Mon, 2009-05-04 12:22 | by Carles


Trying to stay on top of trends. I have been seeing a lot of people with jeans that are 'slashed the fuck up.' I think that this might be fashionable. I think that some people do this because they think that it 'legitimately makes them look cool', but other people do it because it is 'fucking ridiculous. I feel like it might be reasonable to slash your jeans at the knees, especially if you are like some sort of laborer who tiles floors, or does stuff that involves a lot of bending at the knee joints.

I think I feel worse when I see a bro/tween girl in 'slashed up jeans' than when I see one in 'excessively faded' jeans. Not sure if I'd rather have fade lines/slashes/ or just general regions of faded slashes.

Sort of want to cut slits at the tip of my pant legs so that the jeans fit around my boots [via crombie mainstreamers]. Might buy jeans that are 'too big' and I will wear down the heel-area of my jeans, making me look more rugged. It's always funnie 2 imagine lil azn kids in Asian island nations/Mexico 'fading' jeans and 'cutting them' to make them seem more rugged.

I hope they are being paid as much as Am Appy workers. Wish that they could file for a transfer or something. I think poor ppl in America 'take America for granted.' From what I understand, most poor Americans spend the majority of their welfare checks in the Electronics & Entertainment section of Wal Mart.

Not sure how to feel about pants that are 'slashed the fuck up', though. I'm not sure if you can redeem those pants at Buffalo Exchange/ur local thrift store without losing a lot of value. (My friend who graduated from Fashion Skewl is in charge of 'buybacks' at Buff Ex.)

Photo via lookbook


Damn. Kinda feel like making a joke about a 'weed wacker' or something 'lame' like that.

This has been a post about not helping ur dad do yard work, and staying inside on your computer, feeling angry that the lawnmower is so loud and u can't hear the music that ur trying 2 listen 2. This has also been a post about underpaid laborers.

Sorta miss stepdad jeans/standup comedian jeans / mom jeans.

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Optical Illusion Slim Slacks Sat, 2008-09-20 17:13 | by Carles


[Photo by GlamCanyon]
Sometimes people email me abt being 'a lil bit too thick for skinnie jeans', and want to know what they can do to 'fit in' (them). Instead of getting a gym membership and changing ur diet & lifestyle, yall should think about these optical illusion pants. They made this bro look rlly skinny!

Interesting shirt, tho. Seems like he favors his left side more than his right side. Kinda zany... Wonder if he doesn't know how 2 tie shoe laces, or if he velcro shoes are gonna be big in 2k11?

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But SRSLY tho...
Should I buy an AZN?

[Img by BryanBoi]

What would u do if u bought an AZN?

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Levi's designs new skinny jeans called "ex-girlfriend jeans" Thu, 2011-02-10 15:28 | by Carles
Link: http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10911925&ab=020711&Camp=CME:NewFits:20110207&csm=184349530&csc=283485&csa=184343222&csu=284145&cp=3146842.4305630.3378777


Levi's is a popular mainstream / alternative jeans + denim company that makes various styles of jeans for all types of humans. Fat, skinny. Alt, mainstream. Bros, broads. Tweens, grown ass men. Anyways, we're living in the modern consumer landscape where retailers have to 'memefy' their products in order to drive traffic to their website. Levi's created the Ex-Girlfriend Jean just 2 ride the hipster bashing alt blog meme wave.

Are yall gonna buy these skinny jeans, or are they too skinny?
Would u rather just buy girl jeans?
Are skinny jeans still alt?

Remember the girlfriend with the great style? Here's a tribute to her -- a fit that's super-snug allover, an update of the five-pocket classic that's as skinny as it gets. Made with plenty of stretch. This pair of Levi's® Jeans is part of our program that minimizes water in the finishing process. Country Of Origin: Imported

WAIST: Sits below waist, 10" rise
FIT: Super Skinny Fit
LEG: Skinny, 13 1/4" leg opening

R u gonna buy these jeans, or do u still just wear Gap Khaki's [via the 1990s]?

What happens if ur GF is actually a mom? [via mom jeans]?

What happens if ur dating a transvestite-wave human who is transitioning from female to male and she wears big baggy jeans to look like a ghetto dude?

Are you going 2 buy 'ex-GF' jeans?

Do yall remember the 'slept over at my BF's house big shirt'? [link]

Do u fit in2 ur GF's jeans?
Are 'girl jeans' still alt, or are they more of a Hot Topic emo trend now?
What pants do u wear?
R u skinnie?
Is ur GF 'mad hefty'?
Will Levi's 'sell out' of these jeans?
Have u ever stolen any property from ur exGF?
Do u retain possession of ur exBF's property?
Do u buy Levi's jeans, or are they 4 lamestreamers?

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Skinny Jeans save a bro from being found guilty 4 rape Tue, 2010-05-04 07:34 | by Carles
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270113/Youre-guilty-rape-Those-skinny-jeans-tight-remove-jury-rules.html


Some bro in Australia was accused of rape, but then they went to court, and the jury was all like 'this is kinda fishy. her pants are really skinny. no way he got those off without a lil bit of cooperation.' Guess they were all like 'she seems like she might be a slut, so maybe the bro isn't a rapist.'

A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.

Nicholas Gonzales, 23, told a court in Australia that sex with the 24-year-old woman was consensual, despite her claim he had ripped off her size six skinny jeans before the attack.

The Sydney jury sent a note to the judge during the trial asking for more information about 'how exactly Nick took off her jeans'.

The note from a jury member added: 'I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration.'

It seems like the bro's lawyer was an ultimate bro, shifting the burden of the prosecution to 'prove that the victim wasn't a slut.' Feel like maybe they should write a John Grisham book about him, sort of how he crusades to get bros out of rape charges using defenses like 'she was soo drunk', 'she dressed like a slut', and 'u cant rape some1 who is wearing pants' defenses. He will deliver passionate closing statements, turning even the most ardent feminists into 'chill bros who understand that sometimes bros can act with their peen.'

Questioned by defence lawyer Paul Hogan, the woman said she weighed 42 kilograms (6.6 stone) and did not find it difficult to squeeze in and out of her jeans.

Mr Hogan said: 'I'm suggesting it's difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting, collaborating, consenting.' 'Ii would disagree,' the woman replied.

Miss Veronica Wensing, chairwoman of the National Association of Services Against Sexual Assault, told the Sydney Morning Herald that a woman's outfit should not be an issue in alleged rapes.

'Any piece of clothing can be removed with force,' she said.

Do u think any piece of clothing can be removed with force?
Can skinny jeans prevent rape?
Is it safer to date people with skinny jeans because u know u will never go to jail for rape?
Are Mom Jeans with a Michelle Obama belt 'the ultimate rape guard' for women?
Who should have won this case?
Who do u think is in the wrong?
Do u know anything about alternative legal issues?
Is this a story that was just invented to become a 'zany hipster blog meme'?
Do u feel bad for the girl if he actually did rape her, then 'got away with it' by using a 'bullshit defense'?

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