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Do Authentic Alts Eat Zany F00d? Sun, 2008-10-05 21:19 | by Carles

[Note: This Picture was taken in a Government Lab where they are beta testing 'human fuel' a.k.a. 'food' for electro war foot soldiers.]

[Photo by the cobrasnake]

A lot of mainstream magazines have branded Alts to consume beverages like Sparks, PBR, and even 'drinking a lot of wine ever since I studied abroad.' However, no1 really knows what alternative people eat. Do yall eat junk food but 'somehow maintain ur amazing figure'?

Or do u only eat healthy, gluten-free food that u purchased a post-gentrified farmer's market?  Or do u just shop at Whole Foods?  Or are you a 'Chili's Vegan'?  Or do u eat McDonnie's breakfast?  Do u only eat CLIF BARS/ Pepperidge Farm products / Doritos / Sun Chips / post-ironic foreign foods / SNCKRS bars?

Or do u and ur BF just do a lot of meth?

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Is Meth ruining yalls local suburban community? Should I use HRO 2.0 advertising money 2 start a meth lab?  What's the difference between meth and coke?  What do 'drugs' feel like?

SRSLY THOUGH....what's yalls diet like?

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Burger King offers soda pairings with their yummy food!
by The UlTiMaTe LAmEsTrEaMeR on August 1, 2011


I love LOVE LOVE BURGER KING. Honestly they make the yummiest food, and I would rather go there than Wendys, McDonalds or Jack N the Box. Their burgers have #GRILL_MARKS, so they are defanately authentic.

They are getting S0 CLASSY by offering soda pairings with their food! I honestly feel like they read my mind bc I DEFANATELY pair the yummy syrups of sodas with the fresh tasting food at many establishments. I am too poor to drink wine, but 1 day I imagine being RICH where I eat all of the cheddar cheese and wine in the world. Say what u will about expensive cheeses, but Kraft Singles have ALWAYS been there 4 me.

Burger King is GENIUS!

The BK Chicken Fries are SO good bc they are like a fry but with chicken in it. Honestly tho, it does taste BEST with Sprite with a splash of grape Fanta. But I am such a sucker for Grape Fanta. My mom used to feed it to me when I was a baby, and it actually led to my baby teeth rotting out. Later, I developed a severe addiction to Mr. Pibb, because it pairs well with the Cheesy Gordita Crunch at Taco Bell, and that actually led to my new teeth rotting out.

I have heard that sodas are BAD 4 U but I think that is a lie bc u just pee it out. I actually sometimes drink Diet Sodas, but it tastes like rat poison. Ew!! I want the REAL thing!

Burger King is GENIUS, and I will DEFANATELY be pairing my sodas, kinda like how I paired Mike's Hard Lemonade with Snickers Ice Cream bars when I stayed in this weekend. YUMMY. I wanna be a foodie so bad! But pictures of warmed up Tyson Chicken tenders would probably be real boring.

I g2g to lunch. OBVI I'm hitting up the BK! McDonald who? #TeamBK!

What sodas do U pair with ur fast food?

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Lil Wayne demands Kool Aid and Doritos in prison. Is this headline ‘racist’? Tue, 2010-08-17 12:31 | by Carles
Link: http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/15/lil-wayne-jail-kool-aid-rikers-island-food/


Lil Wayne went to jail just because he owned some guns or something. Not sure if he murdered some1, or was just scared of getting shot and didn't trust the police. I think this happens to all black rappers, but they probably don't really go to jail, they just sorta go on hiatus, and use 'prison' as an excuse to 'have a comeback.' Anyways, Lil Wayne is 'rotting in prison' but that doesn't mean he doesn't get to order snacks + treats. Just saw this leaked order form from his prison where he requests tons of snacks. Feel like this list might provide some sort of commentary on our 'fast food nation', and how different races have an affinity/brand loyalty to different snacks.

Seems like this is his 'order form', and he went ahead and chilled on some Kool Aid and Doritos.

other highlights seem to be 'Gatorade', Ramen, a Halls cough drop (probably to try to simulate purple drank), Ruffles, and "chocolate chip." Sorta bummed he didn't go after Nutrigrain bars. Seem kinda healthy, like a 'smart snack.'

Here is some EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of Lil Wayne in his prison cell opening up all of his snacks.

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What race are you and what snacks do u eat?
What race are you and what sodas / sugary juices+punches do u drink?
Is Crystal Light 'for white people'?
Is Emergen-C for white ppl?
Is Kool Aid 4 black people?
Is Doritos a 'universal snack'?
Do u think Mountain Dew is 4 xtreme ppl?
Do u hope Lil Wayne is 'locked up 4evr'?
Is he overrated as a rapper / human brand?
Should Jay-Z go to jail to win some respect from the black community? Seems like 'chilling at Coachella' doesn't really win him that much cred.

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