HIPSTER RUNOFF

I don't 'get' people who are really into video games. Maybe I'm just different because I think real life is fun, so sometimes it is like playing a video game, or something. I view every day as a gift and an opportunity. Don't understand why u would spend hours per day in front of a screen pretending that ur some1 ur not, just to accomplish these arbitrary goals. After u 'beat' a video game, do u feel more 'accomplished'? Do u call ur family and tell them that u 'won'? If ur just going 2 go back 2 ur computer 2 beat off, then u should probably just 'beat off' then start ur day/get a real job+real life commitments & relations that keep u from wasting hours in front of a 'sweet ass TV screen.'

But recently I saw this game that I think I might actually buy

It has really bad ass graphics, and it looks so lifelike. The engineers who developed this are amazing, because there are so many factors that make the game basically feel like 'real life.' Every thing is so raw, and real. I just appreciate realism in video games. Just a lot of action, humanity, and challenges that are similar to the challenges in real life, except they present an opportunity to have multiple chances at a 'life or death' situation.

I wish I could be a 'gamer' and really unite with a network of people who I know in real life and not in 'real' life. I wish I could engage in teambuilding experiences. I wish I could share the beauty of gaming with people who are addicted to getting NEW information instantaneously on the internet. If only they could see that there is a value in escaping from 'the real world.' Who needs to know everything right away? Who needs to be so connected? I want to be a gamer. I want to take breaks from 'internet reality' and accomplish goals and missions in an environment that was created by AZN engineers who work in a free spirited workplace.

I do not need human contact, nor do I need relationships.

I can be the person who I want 2 b.

I am comfortable with who I am.

Do yall play 'video games'/'computer games'?
Are there any ones that are authentic?
Are video games 'for losers'?
Do u 'get' people who engage in 'rpgs'?
Should I download 'games' on to my iPhone?
Do people with portable video game devices over the age of 12 need to 'grow the fuck up'?
Do kids who play their lil vidgame thingies in public need to get better parents?
Is the Wii a 'gimmick'?

Have u ever lost multiple years of ur life playing Oregon Trail / Ski Free / Minesweeper / Street Fighter II / Zelda / Shaq Fu ?

[Image by The Style scout]
I h8 that I have been gifted with 'a beautiful, analytical mind' that helps me to see the true meaning/beauty within things. Even something as simple as 'a corporate logo' can be interpreted in a way that makes u 'kinda sad about life.'

(Can we come up with an official name for BLACKOUT glasses/flickr blockrs/ANONYMOUS glasses/FGGT goggles?)

N e ways... I h8 that this white guy in the pic is kinda saying 'i h8 being seen with black people.' Not sure if it is some sort of societal commentary, or if he actually h8s being seen socializing with a blipster, but I hope he realizes that 'being alt' means being colour-free. Maybe he just h8s him because they are competing head2head in a Zany Personal Brand Fantasy Sports League.

When is some1 gonna come up with an AltCeleb Fantasy League? Can I get 10 points if I draft Uffie and she has a nip slip? Will I get 1 point if Girl Talk crowd surfs in an inflatable raft? Can I draft altBros from the MidWest as a group? Can I trade U Xavier DeRosnay for the rights to M.I.A.'s unborn child + 7 cases of Sparks fuel? I can't believe I dropped DJ AM from my Fantasy Team bc I thought he was going 2 be out the rest of the season! Now I found out he is gonna tour with Jay-Z!

Who do u want on ur AltCeleb Fantasy Sports team?

XX BONUS SPOILED LIL ALT XX

"I h8 my free spirited mom 4 not letting me get enough electroAccessories. Just want 2 extend my personal brand but my Cool Dad doesn't even make enuff money 2 support my desired lifestyle. h8 life."
[Sartorialist]