What HRO fans will look like in 2k10?
Sparks is gone.
We continue to mourn in authentic and inauthentic ways. The process of mourning is more important than your expectations of results.
Is n e 1 else investing in the post-ironic vintage Sparks products market circa 2k20?
Buying a lot of this stuff from craigsebay.com. Plz don’t [...]
We will never forget you Sparks. [miss u]
We will have 1 last night with you.
We will buy an entire case of Sparks
and drink you until we cry
orange tears
Men, women, and children
will drink you
like it is the last drop of water/cum/gasoline
on God’s Orange Earth
We will put our tongues together
(stained with orangest, sunniest delight)
and remember
our glory days.
We [...]
I wonder if these Sparks Girls are in the standard uniform for a Popular Extreme Sport in the Year 2020?Remember there was that brand of ‘pretty girls’ in high school who got railed by almost every member of a sports team? Remember when she graduated, and went to a community college, and convinced herself [...]
Some people say you’ve had too much SPARKS when your tongue turns orange. Others say it’s when your heart feels like it’s trying to escape from your chest, and your skull feels like it has melted into your brain.
I’ve read rumors on the internet that SPARKS is bad for you. Do u think [...]
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Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy By HIPSTER RUNOFF
Today, my email inbox crashed. Hundreds of people emailed me with terrible, horrible news. My inbox didn’t ‘crash’ in a traditional sense. I just don’t think any thing or any one was built to handle news that your whole life is being taken away from you.
Sparks is dead, yall.
‘The government’ says [...]