Tag Archives: SPARKS

Remembering Sparks–An Extended Memorial

What HRO fans will look like in 2k10?

Sparks is gone.
We continue to mourn in authentic and inauthentic ways. The process of mourning is more important than your expectations of results.
Is n e 1 else investing in the post-ironic vintage Sparks products market circa 2k20?

Buying a lot of this stuff from craigsebay.com. Plz don’t [...]

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Mourning the Loss of a Fallen Bro: Miss U Sparks

We will never forget you Sparks. [miss u]
We will have 1 last night with you.
We will buy an entire case of Sparks
and drink you until we cry
orange tears

Men, women, and children
will drink you
like it is the last drop of water/cum/gasoline
on God’s Orange Earth

We will put our tongues together
(stained with orangest, sunniest delight)
and remember
our glory days.
We [...]

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Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy By HIPSTER RUNOFF

Today, my email inbox crashed. Hundreds of people emailed me with terrible, horrible news. My inbox didn’t ‘crash’ in a traditional sense. I just don’t think any thing or any one was built to handle news that your whole life is being taken away from you.
Sparks is dead, yall.
‘The government’ says [...]

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