HIPSTER RUNOFF » standup comedian jeans http://www.hipsterrunoff.com A "Culturally Relevant" "Blog Worth Blogging About." Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:15:02 +0000 en hourly 1 Are Step Dad Jeans Coming Back? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/are-step-dad-jeans-coming-back.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/are-step-dad-jeans-coming-back.html#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:40:34 +0000 Carles http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/?p=1387
Are stepDad jeans/Standup comedian jeans coming back, yall? I thought they were something that was only popular for like a 1 blog month, but maybe they are gonna have some ’staying power’ after all. Kinda like POGS and X-Men cards and ‘The Harry Potter Twilight of the Rings’ Series.

Should I go to design school to become a FactoryBro who is in charge of strategically fading denim? I’ve always wanted to ‘make something beautiful’ and/or be the creator of trends. Is this my chance?

[Photo by David Friedman Photo]

If I’m gonna work in a factory, it’s definitely gonna be an AmericanAppyFacty. Or should I work for a company that doesn’t give me benefits & works me 2 death? Is ‘working abroad’ the same as ’studying abroad’? Will I ‘find myself’ + ‘meaningful adventures’?

Previous Wide Legged Jeans Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/are-normal-people-jeans-going-to-be-fashionable-in-2009.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/are-step-dad-jeans-coming-back.html/feed 23 Kute AZN of the Day (Possessive Boyfriend Jeans Edition) http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/kute-azn-of-the-day-possessive-boyfriend-jeans-edition.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/kute-azn-of-the-day-possessive-boyfriend-jeans-edition.html#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:40:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/kute-azn-of-the-day-possessive-boyfriend-jeans-edition/
:-( I wish we could set her free from her paranoid/controlling/insecure boyfriend who doesn’t want other guys 2 look at her.

PUT AN END TO OVER-PROTECTIVE BOYFRIEND JEANS.
Yall need to just learn to trust the person ur with. It’s the only way 2 find ‘true’ ‘happiness.’ Sometimes we’re not meant 2 b…but if ur willing to love like u’ve never been hurt, then things will be g00d. Just be open, and let ur GF wear whatever she wants, even if other guys hit on her/tug themselves off to her. It just means that they respect u more… just think of how things were when there were cavemen, and women were traded for sticks, fire, maize, cave-painting-stencils, carnival-style turkey legs, and wheels…and there was no such thing as consensual sex. :-(

h8 cavemen. They needed to learn how to treat women with respect.

(sorry… been thinking of changing my major to Anthropologie [also known as the Abercrombie/AmericanEagle for Minorities])


xx BONUS ‘FEMALE IN STEP DAD/STANDUPCOMEDIAN JEANS’ XX

XX BONUS CAVEMEN FGGTS XX

h8 these quirky, s0 random cavebros.

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/kute-azn-of-the-day-possessive-boyfriend-jeans-edition.html/feed 16 The Widest Legs Alive http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:40:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/the-widest-legs-alive/
Can some1 PLZ tell me the difference between:
  • wide legged jeans
  • boot cut jeans
  • standup comedian jeans
  • stepdad jeans
  • painter’s jeans
  • ‘normal people jeans’
  • ‘jeans with a loop for your hammer’
  • cargo jeans
  • ‘bell bottomed’ jeans
  • JNCOs

Who wears them? Are they all made from the same material, or are JNCOs made from the skin of innercity victims of youth gang violence? Is it cool to have your shoes hidden by a barrier of blue jeans?

But seriously yall… what’s the difference between all these jeans?

“That is all.”
-fggts who say ‘that is all’ bc they are s0 random

[GuadalajaraStrrtSteezy]

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html/feed 0 Editor’s Correction http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:54:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/editors-correction/ In a post entitled “Are ‘normal people jeans’ going to be fashionable in 2k9?” the blogger Carles referred to the jeans seen in the picture below as being called ‘normal people jeans.’

It has come to the blog’s attention that these jeans have been named already.
Two options for the naming of this style of jeans include:
1) standup comedian jeans
2) stepdad jeans

For example, here is a standup comedian (and possibly a stepdad), Jay Mohr:

What do u wanna call these jeans?
What is the best name for this type of jeans?

]]> http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html/feed 35 Editor’s Correction http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction-2.html http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction-2.html#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:54:00 +0000 Carles http://altville.wordpress.com/2008/06/19/editors-correction-2/ In a post entitled “Are ‘normal people jeans’ going to be fashionable in 2k9?” the blogger Carles referred to the jeans seen in the picture below as being called ‘normal people jeans.’

It has come to the blog’s attention that these jeans have been named already.
Two options for the naming of this style of jeans include:
1) standup comedian jeans
2) stepdad jeans

For example, here is a standup comedian (and possibly a stepdad), Jay Mohr:

What do u wanna call these jeans?
What is the best name for this type of jeans?

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