I am jealous of Steve Aoki.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's life.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki living in Los Angeles and me living in suburbia.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's apartment.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's massive record/vinyl collection.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's custom black Macbook.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's t-shirt closet
I am jealous of Steve Aoki's shoes.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki having a strong enough personal brand to wear sunglasses during an interview.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for having a neverending supply of free vodka.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for having an HDTV [meme via 2k6.]
I am jealous of Steve Aoki having an empty fridge, meaning he is 'rich enough' to always eat out.
I am jealous of Steve
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for existing before email and myspace existed.
I am jealous of every one for having things that I do not have.
I am jealous.
I am human.
I care about material things, and important immaterial things like 'status', 'fame', 'success', and 'authenticity'.
I watch Television shows like CRIBS and 'get insanely jealous' of things that I don't have, but think I deserve. I wonder if I will ever live in a space that is more than 500 sq feet in a neighborhood with a high property value. I feel doomed. How do u become an altCeleb, and more importantly, how do u effectively monetize ur personal brand after ur 'altFAmous'?
I am sad that Steve doesn't have a 'gaudy' new-money house that is filled with 'stupid shit' like rappers, athletes, and television stars featured on the show CRIBS. Sort of want to install some sort of 'sweet ass' waterfall with a movie theatre in my dream home. What would u put in ur dream home? Might put a stripper pole next 2 my vinyl collection.
I feel like I need to write more posts where like I 'admit' my 'insecurities' and 'deeper feelings.'
/blogging/is/therapeutic.
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