If the altGods came down from AltHeaven, and told u that u had to wear a t-shirt which featured a sillie rendering of a free-spirited penis that may or may not have an STD for the rest of ur life, which shirt would u wear?
The sillie phallic symbol face t-shirt? (Please ignore the post-TV on the Radio blipster on the left).

[Photo by GadeMode]
or the Yo Gabba Gabba/Kid Robot penis-infected-with-bumps t-shirt (made for cool dads and lil alts)?


This is almost as difficult a decision as the time I had to decide between t-shirts with shutter shades on them. :-(
Which 1 represents the real me.
I just want 2 express myself (yall) in a way that represents my authentic personal brand.