
[Photo by StyleScout]
It's important to always remember that the people you hang out with are sometimes a better representation of 'YOU' than you are. Whether you are in a herd of altBros, or in a situation where you are only seen in public with your long-term-Alt-significant-other, being with people who look as interesting & deliberate as u is very important.
When people say 'u look like ur in a band', it means that you are some one who is on the cutting edge of culture from the perception of some1 who doesn't know much about modern culture, but would like to learn more abt it from u (since u l00k pretty interesting and creative). "Looking like you're in a band" isn't a look for every one. The people who will admire you are usually entry-level alts or mainstreamers-who-are-infatuated-with-alternative culture (and listen to a lot of mainstream indie rock circa 2k4.5)
True alts definitely don't want to look like they are in a band or hang out with people who look like they are in a band. SRSLY...do u want to look like the Strokes? Interpol? Kings of Leon? The Black Kids? Blink 182? Puddle of Mudd? Miscellaneous zany band? Miscellaneous British rock band? Miscellaneous mixed gender band? Miscellaneous art-rock band? Miscellaneous lo-fi conceptual band?
True Alts would rather look:
- homeless
- parentless
- tragic mctragtrag
- genderless
- fashionsenseless
- starved
- like they are in a cult
- like they are from the past/future/post-future
Girls can only look like 'they are in a band' when they are in a group of guys-who are dressed like they are in a band, which you can tell by looking at the photo above.
A group of girls who would theoretically be 'dressed like they are in a band' probably just look like a herd of girls who are eager to be in LongTermRelationships with altBros. (a.k.a. they just look like a gaggle of altSkanks). This is mainly because it's hard to view a girl who 'dresses trendily' as being some1 who is genuinely creative/interesting. (unless ur Miranda July)
'Looking like you're in a band' will come back and haunt you eventually. If you look like you are in a band beyond 30, your personal brand will automatically be converted into 'trying-too-hard cool dad' or 'out-of-touch-with-reality free-spirited mom.'
XX BONUS BAND WHO IS DRESSED LIKE THEY ARE PRETENDING THEY ARE IN A BAND XX
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I love when members of bands wear the t-shirt of another band. That's something that 6th graders see, and subconsciously post-identify with the band even more.
<3 aligning ur personal brand with other bands [via tshirts] <3
<3 BLOG GROUP THINK created bands <3
