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I am an Uncertain Bro.

Styleshark

All my life, I’ve been told what not 2 do.
No smoking.

No ghosts.

No running.

No fun.

No kidz allowed.

These days, I don’t even know who I am any more. I’ve been told what not 2 do, but I don’t actually know know TO DO. I don’t know how 2 create my own happiness. [...]

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Excited about getting my tax return so I can spend it on ________.

Photos by The Style Shark

Sometimes I read news stories about how rich people don’t do their taxes, and it confuses me, cuz it’s like they don’t realize that if they fill out their 1040EZs, they will get some money back. Basically, I take the W-2s from my Work-Study oncampus job and my summer job [...]

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“I’ve got the power” – a popular 90s dance song

[Photo via The Style Shark]
This tattoo is a metaphor. Yall don’t realize how much energy it takes to get through a day. Much like an Apple computer, u have a POWER button that u have to [metaphorically] press to ‘get goin’ and ‘take on the world.’ It’s kinda weird. Sometimes I [...]

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