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Will buying a banjo make my personal brand more authentic? [via Sufjan Stevens Theory]

Photo via the Minneapoline

I have always wondered what instrument will help me seem the most authentic. I feel like too many people play guitar, and tons of people can play ableton/turntables, so I’m just searching for something that will make me stand out a little bit more. Would like to start [...]

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<3 / h8 / miss

I just realized something.
I only rlly have 3 emotions. I can only rlly feel 3 ways about something.
I can <3 some1/something.
I can h8 some1/something
I can miss some1/something.
While yall may not respect me cuz I’m not complex, yall need to realize that these simple emotions are the core feelings behind everything.

<3 = when u [...]

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Who has a more authentic Homeless Man Beard?

Does Girl Talk’s implementation of the homeless man beard make him more authentic? Or is his beard a little bit too ‘freshman in college’ proving that he is ‘liberated’ from his parents?

Definitely prefer BREAKBOT’s (who I nvr realized looks like a more authentic Greg Gillis).

It’s a shame we can’t all grow Sufjan Stevens Douchebag [...]

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What Sufjan Stevens fans Will Look Like in 2k8

<3 dark-hearted EvanescenceAlts who sing indie-folk-core anthems with their post-operatic voices which could be adapted to a modern hard rock song <3 
<3 ’spiked-in-the-back’ unisex haircut for dark-hearted souls <3
Is Sufjan just a beautiful man who appeals 2 even the darkest souls at ur local high school?

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