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Introducing PRAYER WATCH 2K12 A CandleLight Vigil 4 Carles #pray4carles (22 comments) |
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It's official. We all saw it coming after the post-Noah Lennox Panda Bear bubble created in 2007. Was the whole world REALLY that excited about Strawberry Jam? Did you predict that Panda Bears were on their way out? I hope you didn't buy stock in any form of Brown Bears.
Polar Bears just work better than Panda Bears in 2k8.5 and beyond. I think every one is just tired of AZNs (Panda Bears are AZNs), and they want a creature from a more alt-part of the globe. Polar Bears are pretty alt because they live alone in the Arctic Circle.
Remember PERSON PITCH? I can't even remember who I was when I thought was the top album of 2kForeverAgo.
Sorry Panda Bears... you all guys's time is up. Kind of like Sugar Ray said: "We all have our 14 minutes and 59 seconds of fame every morning when we wake up there's a halo hanging from the corner of my I just want to fly."
XX BONUS INSIDER COOLHUNTING HINT XX
Invest in SUN BEARS. No1 knows about them, but they are going to be HUGE in 2k9. They are kind of like the 'interesting looking model who isn't attractive but keeps u attention bc of how weird they look' of bears.
Research more types of bears and determine what's next after the Polar Bear
http://www.cityofportsmouth.com/School/dondero/msm/bear/brtypes.html
