[Photo by the Preggers Goldfish]

Yall. Because of Universal Warming, the sun is getting brighter/hotter. Eventually, the sun will be able to burn through our corneas and possibly our retinas. This means that we are going to have to wear more Protective Technologies, like Shutter Shades, blind people glasses, and flickr blockrs. In an effort to reduce time spent out during daylight hours, men and women will be forced to dress in black & wear humble loafers. We will carry fannypacks that aren’t strapped around our fannies full of nourishment & emergency medical supplies.

Are yall scared of the future?

Here is a diagram of the human eye for readers who obtained education which focused in the Arts & Humanities (instead of Math & Science).

Guys, we have to make sure that we don’t lose our vision. If we can’t look at computer screens/the way other people look, then how are we going to construct ourselves? Would h8 to have to listen to the radio to consume all of my information. And we wouldn’t have the opportunity to ‘get’ funnie viral videos/sillie internet pix of cats that want veggieburgers.

Should I buy these functional shuttershades to protect my eyesight?

[Photo by Domestic Fine Arts]

Or should I become a welding masked DJ?

Does n e 1 know if AZN glasses are going to be big in 2k10?

The Olympics in China have been really successful, so I think a lot of people are going to ‘try to be AZN’ or something like that. U know how the world is… when they see something that they think is ‘alt’, they try to align their personal brand with it. s00 annoying/inauthentic.

Does n e 1 know if white framed sunglasses are still ‘underground’/'indie’/'unique-core’?

Should I just buy some zany coloured Wayfarers and match them to my clothing?

Or should I buy sunglasses that enable me to take the lenses out for days when it isn’t sunny?

YALL.
I’M SO CONFUSED. I HATE THE TAIL-END OF TRENDS. IT’S LIKE I DON’T KNOW WHO I AM N E M0RE. SUXXX SO BAD.

N e ways…Summer is almost over… do u need to wear sunglasses in the non-summer? Or are they a summer-exclusive accessory?
r u gonna miss the Shuttershade era?
R.I.P. Kanye West. U had a good run.

Sooo many alts–not enough interesting sunglasses! The local thrift store economy/Sunglass Hut must have seen a boom in order to make these galleries s0 perfct.

View the gallery
http://everyoneisfamous.com/chicken/071908/1.html

Does n e 1 care about bands at music festivals any more? I am more interested in pictures of festival bros + alt-broed out alt bros who are proud to be attending their annual [HIGHLY BLGGBLE] regional music festival.

Have u ever read a festival write-up/’review’ and thought, ‘Wow. I rlly wish I could have been there. Seeing ////Prince cover Radiohead/JayZ sing “Wonder Wall”/watch (upcoming indie band) captivate an audience as the sunset/// would have RLLY made my life more meaningful.’

What’s the deal with LIVE MUSIC, yall?