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Are Step Dad Jeans Coming Back?


Are stepDad jeans/Standup comedian jeans coming back, yall? I thought they were something that was only popular for like a 1 blog month, but maybe they are gonna have some 'staying power' after all. Kinda like POGS and X-Men cards and 'The Harry Potter Twilight of the Rings' Series.

Should I go to design school to become a FactoryBro who is in charge of strategically fading denim? I've always wanted to 'make something beautiful' and/or be the creator of trends. Is this my chance?

[Photo by David Friedman Photo]

If I'm gonna work in a factory, it's definitely gonna be an AmericanAppyFacty. Or should I work for a company that doesn't give me benefits & works me 2 death? Is 'working abroad' the same as 'studying abroad'? Will I 'find myself' + 'meaningful adventures'?

Previous Wide Legged Jeans Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/the-widest-legs-alive.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/are-normal-people-jeans-going-to-be-fashionable-in-2009.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/editors-correction.html

AZN slaves who work in iPad factories are starting to commit suicide 2 escape from life


Apparently there is some company called Foxconn who runs some factories where consumer electronics are built. They make products for iPod, iPhone, iPad, Mac Mini, Xbox, Wii, and most crappy PC computers. Even though ur really happy when u open up a new gadget toy, u don't realize that it was made in some 3rd world country by some uneducated ppl. I guess these people have 'human needs' and want to be rich + happy like every1 else. Guess they weren't really happy working long hours for minimal wages, so they started to 'off themselves', then the company got mad because they had to pay a bunch of money to their families when they killed themselves.

Last week, the Chinese media got hold of a contract that the electronics manufacturing company Foxconn recently asked its workers to sign. Call it a non-suicide pact—"I will not harm myself or others," they were asked to declare. The contract directed employees who are troubled by work and life to reach out to relatives or to call Foxconn's "worker care center." The letter also stipulated that from here on out, Foxconn would not be liable to pay damages to the families of suicide victims. The clause sparked outrage in the Chinese media because, according to news reports, Foxconn currently pays out about $16,000 to families of workers who kill themselves. That amounts to about 10 years of the minimum salary at a Foxconn plant—10 years of what is by all accounts a physically and psychologically brutal job of putting together products for Apple, Dell, HP, Microsoft, Nintendo, and other electronics companies.

It seems like Foxconn employees are performing suicides on business grounds, just to make sure that their loved ones get paid, or to serve as some sort of 'larger metaphor' for being trapped in society / poverty:

Foxconn exployees are killing themselves in the most gruesomely public way: Nearly all of them have died by jumping from tall buildings on Foxconn's campus.

Sorta wish I was just a poor AZN, and had all of my troubles taken care of for me on a huge business campus where I could chill with all of my AZN bros as we 'slaved away all day.'

Foxconn's factories operate like dystopian cities—the campuses house tens or hundreds of thousands of workers each, and everything that they need is provided by the company. Most employees are in their late teens or early 20s, and many are migrants from rural China. All kinds of social problems can arise in these close quarters, Foxconn points out: romantic troubles, homesickness, substance abuse, financial worries. The company says it's those realities of life, not the conditions in the company's factories, that have led to the deaths of its workers.

Feel like I want to work at Foxconn. Maybe because I have white skin, and come from the West, I will be on the fast track 2 middle management. Just sorta want to get an internship as an 'AZN slave herder', whipping AZNs as they put together iPods and webcams.

Do u think they can find a way to have robots make these products so that less people die?
Do u ever wonder 'where my Macbook came from' or are u too busy browsing the net to think about that type of stuff?
Do factory workers have rights, or should they just 'be happy that they are able to earn a few pennies' since we are in a recession?
Do u think u would 'off urself' if u worked at a factory that put together iPads because u would never be able to afford an iPad?
Should we think more about technology manufacturing's impact on the Third World, or should we just continue praying to our Lord Savior Jesus Christ about being from the white, Western World where we have 3G networks 2 use out buzz gadgets?

Apple enslaves children+teens to create iPods, iPhones, and Macbooks


Apple has confirmed that they hired AZN teens + tweens to craft their iPods. Unfortunately, they only had 15 teen workers on the books, but the company probably could have had better margins for last quarter if the had paid teen workers with iPhones and iPod touches pre-loaded with 'App Store' gift certificates.

I am not sure if this is a 'bad thing', since teens love to get summer jobs in America. I feel like tons of teens would love the opportunity to make iPods + iPhones.

Basic information:

Parts of your iPod or iPhone could have been manufactured by a child.

At least eleven 15-year-old kids were working in three factories that supply Apple, according to the Telegraph.

Apple, which has factories in the Philippines, Malaysia, Thailand, the Czech Republic, the United States, Taiwan and Singapore, would not release information about the specific factories using child labor. It did, however, say that it no longer employs children in its factories.

Do yall respect Apple for employing children? Do yall feel sad that the hands of children were used 2 make iPods instead of playing with them / sexting with them?

Should I get a vintage Macbook Air or an iPad?

Do yall think that Apple 'enslaves' people when they work at an Apple Store?  What's the difference between labor, child labor, slavery, and indentured servitude?

Should we make more children work if they aren't going to do anything productive within society when they grow up?
Should we organize some sort of 'protest' outside of an Apple Store?
Should we pay American teens to make iPods instead of AZN / Pacific Islander teens?

"Work will set yall free."