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Mourning the Loss of a Fallen Bro: Miss U Sparks

We will never forget you Sparks. [miss u]
We will have 1 last night with you.
We will buy an entire case of Sparks
and drink you until we cry
orange tears

Men, women, and children
will drink you
like it is the last drop of water/cum/gasoline
on God’s Orange Earth

We will put our tongues together
(stained with orangest, sunniest delight)
and remember
our glory days.
We [...]

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ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [Butt Edition]

AltBro or AltBag is a game where I post a picture of an alternative male, and the HRO readers must decide if it is an altbro or an altbag.

Please justify your response.
For example: “He is an altbag because _______.”
or “he is an altbro bc _________.”
The first 100 responses will receive an all-expenses paid trip to [...]

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Seen any possibly inappropriate costumes lately?

HIPSTER RUNOFF: AN AMERICAN BLOGEvery one remembers the day the towers came down. On that day, every one in the world felt more American than they had ever felt. Whether you were a kid who lived in suburbia, or some one from the North Eastern United States, you will never forget September 11, [...]

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