I'm not sure what the American Music Awards is, who cares abt it, who watches it, who 'actually wants 2 win 1' and who thinks that 'winning' an AMA 'means something.' I feel like maybe MTV Awards shows are probably more relevant than 'real awards shows' because they accept the model/gimmick that they are just trying to create fake events that generate long lasting memes, but these awards shows still have to pretend that they 'mean something.'
Not sure if the old ppl pictured above are 'in charge of it' or if they are just lost parents looking for a neighboring convention center room.
Seems like the only notable meme was this 'tween oreo' picture of Jayden Smith, Justin Bieber, and Willow Smith.
Will Willow Smith be able to keep her meme going/does her song 'resonate with tweens' or does she need to ride Miley-ass slutwaves?
Feel like these days u can turn any random ass tween into a 'tween sensation.' This is Julio, a 3rd grader discovered on youtube who now has a record contract + Disney show.
'I hate my abusive stage dad.' - Julio
Probably wasn't a 'real event' if K3$ha wore a torn ass garbage bag
Keut eyebrows. Ur a fashion icon who will be remembered 4evr
Not sure if Katy Perry actually went or just sent a 'wax statue' of herself
At least she sported some camel toe 4 a meme
Taylor Swift is sort of morphing into a slutwaver in the same way that porn stars like Sasha Grey and Faye Valentine 'got hot' because they didn't have cartoon-titties but just were 'super nasty' and 'loved fucking'
Best New Bangs Award
Who invited Mandy Moore? Has she done anything relevant since "A Walk 2 Remember" / "Candy.mp3"?
'Breathe in, breathe out.' -Gavin Rossdale from the buzzband BUSH
Wonder if Gwen Stefani regrets marrying him since he was potentially 'only hot' in the 90s.
"Who the eff is Rob Thomas?" -Gavin Rossdale collabing with Santana to 'crush it' during a cover of "Smooth"
My free spirited 4th grade Spanish teacher showed up.
Apparently the Backstreet Boys and the New Kids on the Block 'merged' and they are going to start touring together even though they are all fat, old, gross, and can't sing as well.
I wonder how these bros are able to handle 'not being famous' any more. I imagine them ordering a sandwich at Subway and waiting anxiously for the sandwich artist 2 recognize them.
Here is some really embarrassing video of their live performance.
Kinda funnie 2 see people trying to get back into these brands.
Wonder if all of the non-Timberlake members of NSYNC wish JT's career was 'tanking' so that they could 'reunite'
No idea who this dude is, but looks like the guy who made my fries at Jack N the Box last nite.
No idea who this guy is, but looks like the guy I had to 'argue with' when they effed up my order at Jack N the Box last nite.
Worried that Xtina Aguliarea has been vibing at Jack N the Box a lil bit too much [via 2 for 99 cents tacos]
Last Sunday night, I was browsing the internet, and all of a sudden, everything came to a halt. It was as if one moment 'made the world stop.' This single moment demanded the instantaneous attention of the every human being in the Westernized world. After experiencing this moment, every human 'came up with an opinion' on the event, and felt obliged to share this opinion with the world [via life stream/social network/ real life interaction]. It was truly one of the greatest live moments in the history of the world because 2009 has given us the proper tools to instantaneously reflect on a moment in a group setting. It was as if 'social media' finally had a reason for existing (besides helping 2 elect the black President).
Apparently the famous African American rapper 'Kanye West' interrupted some little white girl (Taylor Swift) when she won a prize at a fake awards show which celebrates mainstream music videos (hosted by the Music Television Channel ). From what I understand, the concept/goal of an Awards Show hosted by a television networks is to 'create content', where 'something that gets the whole world talking' can happen since you are bringing together some of the world's most famous/volatile people. Viewers tune in, expecting to 'see the unexpected' and sometime the network manages to 'create' bloggable/reflectable moments. Ultimately, the brand of the tv network becomes 'more relevant' based upon how much content they can produce.
From what I have read, Kanye West walked on stage to interrupt her acceptance speech, making it clear that Beyonce Knowles had one of the best music videos in the history of art + video + media. It seemed like she reacted as most white women react when a black man approaches them, since she metaphorically 'clenched on to her purse tighter than ever before' [via black man passing u on the streets].
I disagree with Kanye West's message (but wholeheartedly approve of his actions)--Beyonce's video is nothing special. It seems like it is just African American women showing off their figures and 'getting they dance on' for the world. I am bad at 'valuing dance' as a legitimate artform because I feel like if I wanted to 'see dance', I would go to a 'titty bar' to see some 'live, nude breasts shaking' and bodies contorting in a sexual fashion, directly simulating the act of sex. The video seems like it was just a marketing gimmick, attempting to create a 'dance craze' and also possibly some sort of feminist propaganda anthem, which accidentally reinforced the concept of 'marriage' as a gateway to a perfect life.
Since Kanye West is a 'cool black person', Taylor Swift probably thought he was going to do something to make her 'seem cooler', but then he 'took a shit' on her perceived sense of self within the entertainment industry.
It seems like 'American citizens' are 'deeply disturbed' by Kanye West's actions, and can take one of the following viewpoints on his behavior:
He was right, but u have 2 pretend it is real cuz she's a white lil girl who is taking showbiz seriously. U have no right to ruin this 4 her.
Kanye West is African American/slur word for African-American which would inherently explain his actions.
'Aww... Poor thing.'
'Team Taylor! Let's boycott buying the records of black ppl.'
'I think I will vlog about this to get youtube hits.'
Taylor Swift 'deserved her moment.' She did not need 2 have her reality harassed by this "negroid."
I am 'above' reacting to this event.
I 'understand' what Kanye West has gone through in life, but I am a human, so I will still 'hold him accountable' 4 being a 'meanie head.'
Taylor Swift represents everything that is wrong with show business and the arts. We must respect Kanye West and his neverending quest to express his true self to the real world. He is genuinely trying to transcend fame, pop culture, and the arts. No one will ever understand him. He is truly the most artistic person in the world, and when he goes on tour with Lady Gaga, we will finally experience art that is on the same level as the greats like Andy Warhol, Michael Jackson, and Michael Jordan.
I do not believe that Taylor Swift 'deserved to have her moment.' It doesn't matter how young she is, and we do not need to enable her sick perspective on the world. While she has a sweet exterior, possibly 'more talent' than the traditional Disney-mafia star, and an ability to 'handle' everything 'with grace', we have to understand that we are harming these manufactured pop stars by continuing to let them exist. Many of them will have identity crises where they turn to substance abuse + sexual experimentation when their whole world comes crashing down around them.
When I look into their eyes, I srsly feel like there is 'evil' inside of these people.
It seems like it is beneficial for these Disney stars to 'believe in the Lord', because believing that a higher power 'gifted them' with this 'opportunity' to touch the lives' of millions of tweens [via the power of music] would be the only way for some one to take their absurd job so seriously. It seems important to remember that these tween stars are possibly 'mentally ill' in ways that make them highly functional within the entertainment world. I feel like I will finally 'like' the Jonas Brothers when they have a reality show when they are in their mid-30s, similar to Corey Feldman and Corey Haim's show "The Two Coreys", a show about two child stars who still have a very stupid perspective on the world (and are recovering addicts).
I was alarmed when Beyonce bypassed her own acceptance speech and 'called Taylor back on stage' so that she could 'complete her speech', and Taylor Swift failed to realize that it 'was still a fake award' + failed to realize that 'she was just involved in a meme that could have been taken to the next level by indirectly calling Kanye West the n-word.' Instead, she 'carried on' with her generic speech/theme [via thank yall], as if 'everything was made right' and 'honor' was restored to the Awards show/the Entertainment hierarchy. It honestly seems like there is 'something mentally wrong with her' to 'fail to recognize the magnitude of the moment she is in.' I do not like this moment, because people in the 'Entertainment World' actually think they are 'real people' with 'real feelings' in this clip.
My fave part of this video is at 1:29 when Perez Hilton 'puts his hand over his heart, as if he is watching 'a truly meaningful moment.'
While many people believe that Kanye didn't deserve to 'ruin her moment', they are neglecting to remember how much they 'h88888 pop culture' and how it's 'suuuch a guilty please to consume gossip blogs and the E! network.' Do u remember when it was trendy/insightful to have a cutting edge opinion on 'what a terrible person Paris Hilton is' and link it to 'the deterioration of the moral fabric of our society'? It seems like this Kanyegate 3.0 moment will always be remembered as when tweens learned that it was 'okay' to treat celebrity entertainment like it was 'real news' instead of gradually learning sports+entertainment are more fun to consume than 'important news' over the course of their lives'.
It seems like if ppl really wanted to 'stop caring about the practice of turning the actions of rich+famous people into coverable news', they would have embraced Kanye 'taking a shit on this white girl.'
If I had black skin, I would be insanely ashamed of Beyonce Knowles for 'giving Taylor Swift' her spotlight. The truth is, if you want to sell albums in the modern world, you must appeal to the white tween. All apologies issued in thie 'controversy' are meant to appease the white tween. You cannot cross the white tweens (note: minority tweens enjoy pretending to be white, as well). If you 'piss them off', they will not buy your mp3 on iTunes, or use their Best Buy gift certificate to purchase your album. They will not go to your concert. They will tweet about you, but it will not be positive. It seems like some1 should create an acronym with the same dark connotations that "W.A.S.P" has, except for White.Tweens.
As a society, we must come together and root for Kanye West to continue to create content & headlines. While he is genuinely pursuing greatness, his narcissistic qualities will surely lead to his premature death. This is more than about needing 'good guys' and 'bad guys' to create conflict and news. We need a stream of content that we can continually reflect upon. This is why we miss Michael Jackson so much, we had the opportunity to have fun watching him fall apart together. It was legitimately a bullying process that rallied all humans together. It didn't matter how smart or how dumb u were, there was something inherently funny about making fun of Michael Jackson's racial, sexual, and social identity. A type of humor that transcended educational levels and class divisions.
If you analyze Taylor Swift's 'award winning video,' you will realize that it is a 'fucking sham.' I think the gimmick/theme of the song, is supposed to be some sort of plea to a boy to like her because she has a beautiful+interesting+creative soul instead of the generic 'hot ass cheerleader type.'
It seems like this video is supposed to appeal to 'tweens who feel left out'/like they don't 'fit in.' It is a song about sexual desire and obsession over one perfect boy, declaring that he 'belongs to you.' You are entitled to him. Feel good about who you are, because if he really got 2 know u, he would love u 4 all of the right reasons. Concepts like these lead to teenage obesity since kids are told that some1 will like them for 'what's inside.' They neglect to take care of their health, and eventually become mopey college students who sit around in a 'dreamworld' waiting on their modern Prince Charmbro.
I prefer Beyonce's artsy booty video to Taylor Swift's high school puff piece.
Do u sometimes like 2 get drunk just 2 'see what happens'? [via alcoholism]
We must applaud Kanye for silencing the sweet, yet poisonous essence of Taylor Swift. Kanye West is a simple, raw human being. When it comes to 'love and relationships', he is not interested in creating some sort of meaningful quirky bullshit. He is a man who wants ass and titties. He is an honest man.
We must accept Kanye West as the true heir to the King of Pop--not because of his talent or his artistic interpretation of the world, but because of his ability to create content. He can rapidly produce albums as well as public incidents that are indicative of a deeply troubled human being. He transcends 'right and wrong' because he truly 'acts from the heart/soul' in a world where most people are too smart/deliberate/PR-managed to act upon their emotions. We must encourage him, embrace him, watch him accomplish great things, but most importantly, watch him truly start to 'panic' when he reaches his middle ages and the fear of mortality will drive him to seek more attention than ever.
Realistically, Kanye West seems to be the next 'big celebrity' who might die 'prematurely' in some sort of tragic/misunderstood event. As a society, we must rise up to create+seize the opportunity to experience the deaths of numerous famous people. We are 'regular people' but when some1 'famous dies', regular people finally get a chance to publicly reflect about the gift of life.
We have learned in 2009, that there is no greater news story to react to than the death of some1. Many of these death victims are not even very 'relevant' to Generation Y. But the process of digital mourning is too 'fun' to let some1 die without talking about them. When some1 'famous' dies, u get to share the meme with your friends, and ponder the person's realistic effect/impact on your life. It seems to be fun when you 'don't give a shit' that some1 famous died, but it is also 'equally enthralling' to experience the death of some1 who 'was a big part of celebrity culture' (thereby directly impacting ur life).
A lot of people say that twitter is a 'useless and boring display of humanity.' These people don't understand the true value of twitter--twitter is an instant window into the lives' of people. A chance to track the distractions that are filling up people's lives', momentarily taking over their brains. An impact significant enough to process a lil thought/meme about it. Whether it is a human, a product, a political scandal, a television show, a movie, or a celeb death, the twitter's portal into a generalized human psyche is priceless.
We must embrace the power of this tool. We must embrace all tools that allow us to reflect/share/digitally mourn.
We are growing up, learning how to use social networks to experience life together. We are learning how to mourn, celebrate, and crucify miscellaneous celebrities. We are learning that death memes are the memes that unite us. The internet/internet meme is a coping mechanism/opportunity. While events happen in 'reality' our opportunity to reflect upon them in a 'sillie lil online world' helps us to cope with how deeply rattled we are by the underlying themes of highly bloggable events.
When you say 'I don't give a shit' about this KanyeVs.TaylorSwift meme, it's like you're turning your back on humanity. You fail to realize that these are the only moments that we can all share together. These are the moments where you feel comfortable with the 'whole world' reacting. Even though it is a 'sillie lil award show', maybe everything in life is 'silly.' Maybe it's 'silly' that we elect a President of the USA every 4 years. Maybe it's sillie that we use 'money' 2 make our economy work. Maybe it's 'sillie' that we live life.
But u need 2 embrace this silliness with all of the ppl around u. We have been given the ability to analyze and interpret the world around us, and many social barriers are created by the content which you can analyze+interpret. When megamoments happen, you let your guard down, and find a lil bit of solace in knowing that 'every1 knows about this.' Sometimes you'll get mad if some1 has a dumb opinion, or if some1 uneducated tries to 'act like the have an authoritative perspective on real life.' You need to stop being so angry/exclusive with your thoughts, and surrender them to the collective consciousness which exists on the internet. Your thought/opinion is more valuable as part of a whole which can be analyzed as 'raw data.'
Sometimes, I wish the internet/twitter/meme distribution systems were more developed when Justin Timberlake ripped off Janet Jackson's breast-cover.
Sorta wish I had seen OJ Simpson as a trending topic during his car chase/trial.
We just want to share life with the people around us.
We just want to laugh at humor that every1 'gets.'
We just want the whole world to unite, kinda like how Michael Jackson used to help us unite around content, before the internet enabled every1 to go into their little niche. It seems like the internet has finally 'helped us 2 connect' with every1.
We just want to send a funnie picture 2 a friend.
We need to know that the leader of our country has the same values as us.
We need to use memes to 'cope.' We need the internet. We need to share ourselves and the world that we see.
We must design more memes.
Make them laugh. Make them remember their youth.
Make them laugh. Tie in a meme with another meme.
Appeal to all humor levels, letting the meme move upmarket and downmarket.
We must always take the opportunity to objectify women.
Strive for the most absurd meme possible.
The vast collection of Kanye Interruption Memes will live forever. They are modern cave paintings, capturing the way we communicate and tell stories.
Should Kanye 'be sorry'? Did he dishonor himself, his brand, and the perceived 'love' that he had for his mother? Did he take his brand to another level? Is Kanye West depressed? Will Kanye West 'kill himself' after his 5th South Park appearance? Will Taylor Swift become a lesbian/star of a celeb reality show? R u worried about tweens/the world, or are you starting to embrace the world as it is?
Kanye West has nothing to be sorry for. He did the right thing for himself. He did the right thing for the betterment of America. He did the unintentionally did the right thing for the advancement of 'the arts.'
Kanye West made me realize why life is worth living. My life is 'better' when I have better content 2 share with u.
How long am I going 2 have 2 wait for another socially transcendent moment?
Taylor Swift honestly sings THE BEST songs. I honestly used to sit in the bleachers, and I had a crush on this guy, but he picked a fake girl, but she was admittedly prettier than me :-(
I NEED a makeover! I usually go to SuperCuts and take a picture of a celeb that I cut out from a magazine! I'm gonna HAVE TO print this 1 out and take it in to my hairstylist, who is actually a M2F (male2female) transvestite. He has THE BEST hair, he was DEFANATELY supposed to be a woman. I wish I had his body because he is way more of a woman than me. One time I was in a relaish with a man who actually wanted to be a woman, and it made me feel really unpretty, as if I made him feel like less of a man.
He became a woman and we became GREAT gal pals, but then she turned into a TOTAL BITCH and stole my next BF! Needless to say, my confidence and sexual identity have been very undefined and worthless for the better part of the last 10 years.
TayTay is AMAZING and she is DEFANATELY the best crossover success story since Leeighan Rhymes.
I am gonna get bangs soon! Last time I gave myself bangs, I accidentally cut off my forehead, giving myself a lil lobotomy :-(
Taylor Swift is a mainstream broad who singer-songwrites, and sings abt how boys should like her 4 her even though she is 'just a 6 with a sense of creativity.' St. Vincent is an indie guitarist broad, and I have no idea what she sings about because her songs are all abstract and conceptual, and I would probably only bother to sort thru her lyrics if I were a lonely girl who was desperate to project meaning on to anything. An mp3. A man. A romantic comedy. That's why it is easier to be a creative female than a creative male. The bar is just set so low.
Anyways, St. Vincent has a new album coming out, so she is doing her best 2 try to 'crossover', because if this one doesn't 'go mainstream', she will definitely lose the interest of both the indiesphere and the mainstreamosphere. Best case scenario, she starts an indie Lilith Fair with other femmy indie artists who won't go mainstream like Joanna Newsom.
I wonder what they talked abt. I wonder if Taylor Swift knew who the hell Annie Clark was. Maybe St Vincy was giving her guitar lessons, and lending her a 'sweet pedal board.' I really have no idea, but they are bronoodling, and St. Vincent's album launch will be an ABSOLUTE DISASTER if she doesn't chart in the top 10 or get above an 8.8 from Pitchfork.
What do u think they talked abt?
Do they look good?
Who is keuter?
Who is that other mainstreamer?
Who writes better songs?
Should they 'collab' on some mp3 that is aimed at both tweens and lonely 40something women?
OMG! U look good and cozy in that sweater TayTay!! I love ur style BB!
U make baeutifull music that I can RELATE 2! I totes kno what its like 2 sit in the BLEACHERS! Exsept in my second freshman year (i got held back, sad face) at my FIRST BASKETBALL GAME, i fell off the TOP bleacher and severely injured my back and cudnt move! they had to wheel me off the court with a forklift and my team LOST :( I almost BLED 2 DEATH!! h8 b-ball. #teambowling! #cosmic
BB!! Did you share some great DIET tips in this maggy?! I have GOT 2 pick up this mag nxt time I go to #Borders!
Im not alloud 2 go to Barnes&Noble n e more after i accidentaly knocked over the Self-Help bookshelf. I wos trying 2 reach “Losing Weight with Self Hypnosis” by Catherine Elizabeth wen i accidently FELL OFF the foot stool and into the bookshelf. Needeless to say, it created a DOMINO fall w/ all the other bookshelfs and maimed 3 employees and a few customers.
U look good BB!! cant wait 2 read this wen i go to the bathroom! #2 barnes&Noble who? #teamBorders #teamCOZYsweaters
I LOVE LOVE LOVE body art, which is why I have a butterfly tattoo on my ankle. Sometimes I will fold my skin and pretend that it is flapping its wings, and that I am the butterfly, and I am flying away from my deskjob...
Honestly, Taylor is BEAUTIFUL and her songs are SO TRUE. They make me want to fight for a better tomorrow, even though my Ex totally effed me over with my car payment.. He did NOT let me know what the deal was and now I am stuck with the bank calling my house THREATENINg to take away my Toyota Tercel. U know what? I wish they would just take it. It has a TAPE player and the CD adapter doesnt even always work so my mix CDs dont even get listened to sometimes. It SUCKS.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Tay Swif because I sat in the bleachers in HS, except they caved in and I had a back injury when I fell. It was really sad because it was during a REAL important football game, and they actually paused the game for 30 minutes to move my lifeless body. The team went on to lose, and they blamed me. I am lucky to not be paralyzed.
I NEED to get some body art, or at least start DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE. I am probably gonna go buy some markers after work today, and just DOODLE, for old times sake. Maybe write some inspirational quotes and just be FREE again. I LOVE LOVE LOVE getting creative! I NEED an outlet because the most creative thing I do at work is remove staples! #Boring
Taylor is BEAUTIFUL and i LOVE LOVE LOVE her!
Reba McEntyre who? #TeamTayTay
~~~LOVE~~~
~~THE MAINSTREAMER~~~~
Taylor BB! If I were a HOT HUNK, I would make my Girlfriend 4 sure!
Honestly, I am thinking of becoming a lesbian at this point. I feel like my needs are so intense that only another large woman would understand. But I am so turned off by the sight of myself in the mirror that I might not be in2 it. It's real hard when u have an ex who told u it was alright to eat entire boxes of Cocoa Puffs 4 dinner.
I lovelovelove how hipster she looks on the cover. I NEED a new digital camera and photo printer. I have an old camera and I usually just take pictures of myself from high angles to minimize the number of chins that I have. My ex used to give me gaget advice because he worked at Best Buy, but ever since he got promoted to his Geek Squad job, he just doesnt have time 4 me. Turns out he was dating the girl who roams in the video game and CD section.
I GOTTA pick up this magazine. Maybe it has DATING TIPS.
Reba McEntire who???? #TeamTaySwift
She is a HOTTIE and SMART and KEEPS HER CLOTHES ON without SLUTTING IT OUT!
BB! U should have told me that u were going to Anthropologie! I would have LOVED to come along. It is one of my favourite stores for CLOTHES and HOME GOODS.
(**NOTE**: I could have only window shopped because I only get paid 2x per month and the first half of the month, my ENTIRE check goes for rent, car payment, car insurance, and a small legal settlement that I am currently paying #dont_ask #texting_while_driving_accidents)
Taylor LOOKS GOOD and it must be FUN to go shopping with her BANGING body... When I go shopping, it is actually quite humiliating just to see the things that I can't fit in and the sizes I have outgrown. I feel like I get ugly looks from employees who know I don't belong in their store, just because everything is skinny jeans and revealing tops. #sadface #bodyimageissues
But TayTay is THE BEST and deserves a lil bit of #Retail_Therapy
I definately could use some... in fact, I am GOING TO THE MALL the day I get my next paycheck... Eff it! Imma use my creditcard :-)
BB! U look flawless. I could honestly never fit into that dress unless I HIT THE GYM for like 5 years, and even if I did that, I would probably have to get costly plastic surgery to hide my excess skin. #real_Talk
But that's what makes TayTay THE BEST.... She has overcome breakups with Jack Gyllanhall, John Mayer, and Joe Jonas...but they all make her STRONGER #stay_stronger
I wish I had that resiliency when it came to breakups. I take it RELALY hard... like my life is over, or something. I am not sure why... I guess maybe I have depressive tendencies. I just want to feel like somebody loves me... then I #eat_my_feelings....
TAYTAY LOOKS GOOD, THOUGH! Right, BBs?
Lady Gaga who? Taylor Swift KEEPS IT CLASSY <3
I would LOVE to go on a shopping date with Taylor. We would hit up Ann Taylor, Ann Taylor Loft, Forever 21, the Dress Barn, JC Penney's, Target, and maybe even some quirky thrift stores. #confessionsOfAShopaholic
Ugh. She is FLAWLESS but I haven't gone shopping in like 6 months because I am waiting to lose weight before I buy new clothes. I weigh a lot now, so if I hit the gym this month, I will definitely go down a size or two #fingerscrossed
U look good, TayTayBB!
Hit me up if ur ever at my mall #lol
Why do u have #13 on ur hand? I would get #31 for Baskin Robbins 31 flavors #TeamCookieDoughIceCream
Taylor Swift is EVERYTHING that is RIGHT with the music industry.
A goddess. Gracious to her fans. Brilliant, creative, beautiful and has a STRONG, CONFIDENT beautiful body.
I am #jeal of this fan because she got to meet Taylor Swift. I have made my own #TeamTaylor shirt, but unfortunately I will only be able to wear it around the house and to bed :-( I got some salsa stains on my shirt because I made nachos last night and ATE LIKE A PIG #ashamed...
Stay strong, Tay!
U r BETTER OFF without Jake Gillanhall.
I would give ANYTHING to be young again and have the opportunity to meet some of my teen idols. However, I'm a bit older now so if I met any of these teen stars, I would look like a TOTAL CREEP. #lol
Anyways, Taylor Swift is SUCH A GOOD PERSON, not just a pop star diva. She is SO GRACIOUS with her time...
These fans are SO BLESSED and I am happy for them (But also a bit jealous)...
One time I was at the airport and I thought I saw Taylor Swift and I asked for an autograph, but it was just a blonde, skinny teenager. #epicfail
Props 2 u TayTay, keep inspiring us to be STRONG, INDEPENDENT women!
Taylor Swift went on some tour and vlogged abt her trip 2 Asia even though I thought only white ppl from Middle America who shop at Walmart like her... but I guess there are Walmarts in China, so I don't have a problem with good music reaching the masses... even if the masses currently reside in the Far East. ^_^
U gotta give props 2 Taylor 4 all of her success... She writes her own songs, and is a beautiful young woman. Why did Jake Gyllenhaal break up with her? He musta still been brokebacking!
<3 #TeamTayTay
Lookin good, bb... But I kinda like u JuSt ThE wAy U R <3 <3 [via non-AZN]
Hope ur AZN tour went well, bb!
Good luck with those AZN markets... but u might need to write more songs about valor and honor and good business practices 2 appeal 2 AZNs.
Taylor Swift used to be a tween sensation even though she is a grown ass woman and wants every1 know that she is 'd2f' [via down 2 fucks]. Even though she has a 'wholesome' vibe, it seems like she really wants to compete with slutwavers such as Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. While many would tell her to 'get tittie implants' and 'wear lil sluttie clothes', it seems like she decided to 'make a sex doll.'
Not sure who the target market is. Feel like she rides WalMart waves pretty hard, and sells albums to dumb ppl with wholesome American values that like honky ass guitar broad country pop rock music. Not sure if this is a good career move for 'album sales' but could rlly be amazing if she morphed into some sort of 'sex icon.'
Should Taylor Swift 'rebrand' her image and ride slutwaves?
Do u think this 'fuck doll' is super hot?
Would u rather have a 'real partner' or a 'blow up doll'?
Have u ever made love/had sex with a non-human object?
Do yall h8 Taylor Swift [via #TeamKanye_JMayer]?
R u creeped out by 'fuck dolls' / wax statues?
Taylor Swift is a tween sensation female singer who has tried to brand herself as being 'wholesome' and 'all about female/family values' so that she could sell mad albums to tweens + people who shop at Walmart who like country music. She just released a new album abt how she is 'becoming a woman', and that means she is dealing with hornie bros who just want to 'get off' but don't really want much emotional attachment, so they just dump ur ass ~15 minutes after they ejaculate.
Anyways she apparently had a 'fling' with John Mayer, then he was like "Peace--I'm outta here. Oh shit ur young. Older people just hook up without falling in love. Anyways, sorry. G2G. U had a super sweet/tight body though." Now TSwift is all pissed and wrote a song abt how John Mayer is a meanie head.
FOR pure star-on-star revenge, “Dear John,” from the new Taylor Swift album, “Speak Now,” will be tough to beat. Six and a half minutes long and flagrantly provocative, it’s a deeply uncomfortable song, its protagonist anguished and violated. “Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?” she asks. “The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home.”
Is John Mayer a 'pimp'?
Is he mean?
Do u think J Mayer 'violated her' more than Kanye West?
Is it authentic to write 'breakup songs' abt some1 famous?
She tried to be all 'secret' about it being abt John Mayer even though the song is called "Dear John."
Of course, this being the coy, evasive Ms. Swift, the name John Mayer is never uttered on this song, just as she didn’t say it during a lengthy interview in Nashville last month, just as she will likely never fully confess that the John of the title is Mr. Mayer, with whom she has performed and who tabloids reported she was involved with earlier this year. Still, whatever he did — or whatever Ms. Swift would like to suggest that he did — must have been brutal:
You’ll add my name to the long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back and regret how I ignored when they said
“Run as fast as you can!”
Really didn't know she is 21. Feel like people try to make it seem like she is 14 years old. Do ppl just try to 'protect her' bc she is white?
She is still sometimes treated with kid gloves, as if she were a child star, but Ms. Swift is an adult now; she’ll turn 21 in December. Still, if this is what this preternaturally wise teen star turned 21st-century multimedia celebrity is developing into, bring it on.
Why did every1 care so much abt Kanye West 'violating' her white reality? She was probs a 'grown ass woman' when that meme happened. Really h8 Tay Swift. Glad I am a bro, and I can just like 'bros b4 ho's' and vibe out with JMayer + Kanye.
They seem chill, like they just like to 'hit it and quit it' and don't worry with the inconsequential emotions of girls who are stuck being all tweeny.
H8 Taylor Swift so much.
She is bad 4 women's rights/lib/'the_movement.'
Glad John Mayer 'railed her' then 'bailed' so hard.
R u on #TeamTaySwiftTweenCoddling or #teamGrownAssMenGettingTheySwerveOn?
Now that Taylor Swift admits to <3ing peen, does this mean she is a slutwaver?
Is she exploiting relationships just to get coverage?
Is she genuinely 'talented' or just another empty female who sings abt feelings 2 other lonely females?
Do u have more respect 4 John Mayer now that u know he would 'hit it and quit it'?
