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New HRO Gimmick: Twinks or Lezbos?

Twinks or Lezbos is a new HRO gimmick where the readers must decide if the couple pictured is a twinkCouple or a Tegan&Sara Lesbian Couple. Twinks and Lezbos is an experimental byproduct of the popular HRO gimmick AltBro vs AltBag.

[Photo by Icanteachuhow2doit]

Please justify your response:
For Example: 'they are lezbos bc the look like hardXcore Tegan and Sara.'
or 'They are twinks cuz they are lil and look like hardXcore Tegan and Sara.'
or 'Carles this is a trick question. They are pokemones.'

<3 androgynalts <3

XX BONUS AUDIO EQUIPMENT TATTOO XX

I am still searching for the world's most authentic audio equipment tattoo.

Does ink make u m0re or less 'real'?
Am I a coward if I am afraid of putting a symbol on my body that will represent my personal brand forever? Does that mean I am not 'living in the moment' enough? Does that mean I don't have any pride in the cultural movement in which I am embedded?
Scared of forever. Not good at relationships. :-(

Do yall listen to Scandinavian Pop?

Is Scandinavian Pop rlly that good? I seem to prefer it when it is lipsynched by two sexually ambiguous outgoing scene bros with Tegan & Sara haircuts.

<3 Dramatic headturns + ironed hair + scene bros = HEAVEN <3

Their effort is actually a mammoth landmark in capturing the GHEYNESS of the original video for Alphabeat's "Fascination." The bro in this band looks like he is squeezing out a kute, pastel-coloured turd while he sings.

For every "Young Folks," there are thousands of "Fascination"s that leave u wondering why some people think it's so c00l to love Scandy Pop. Would u rather listen to BANGERS for the rest of ur life, or Scandinavian Pop?

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY...
What's the difference between scene and alt?