Following up on the XX broad from Halloween.

Carles — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:16:40 +0000

Carles has received tons of feedback after posting a picture of this broad dressed as ‘an X’/'the XX’ for Halloween. She seems free spirited and enigmatic, the kind of woman who you’d love to ‘own as a sexual object’ but potentially ‘take her home to meet your mother.’ So many bros have sent me emails, tweets, and comments, asking ‘Carles…whats her deal? I really wanna get to know her as a person.’

It seems like every bro wanted to be dryhumping bro. Sorta like a male figure who ’she belonged to’, both physically and emotionally.

I decided to ‘dig a little bit deeper’ [via journalism] and found a video of her ‘nipslipping around’ on stage while the popular bloghouse banger DJ duo ‘Crookers’ played. She seems fun, like an ‘exhibitionist.’

Really missing 2k6.5 right now. I feel like this woman is the last memory I will have of ‘electro culture.’ She is sorta like the final ‘candle in the wind’ of the spirit of electro.

Really miss the days when it was authentic to ‘flash ur titties all over the place.’ Miss u electro era. Feel like I wrote this post with the now defunct 2k7 Carles voice.

Do yall miss the electro era?
Will California always have a relevant electro scene?
Have u ever seen titties flash at an AnCo show?
Does the XX broad have the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u think this woman is a ’safety hazard’ and could potentially be ‘groped to death‘ if the bangers were hard enough?
R u an ‘exhibitionist’?

Do u remember the search 4 the perfect alternative breasts?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/perfect-alternative-breasts

HIPSTER RUNOFF » The XX broad

Following up on the XX broad from Halloween.