HIPSTER RUNOFF

I was really worried that bow ties were catching on. Remember the clown-Bro in a bow tie? Or the goth-alt with the bow tied necklace? It's good to see that regular ties are fighting back against emerging trends. Trends have feelings, too (yall).

I don't understand substitution when it comes to ties. Why can't a tie just stand for itself? Why do u have to create a non-functional replication of a product? It would be like getting tattos of pistols on your hips. U can't use the guns to kill some1 if they are just drawn on u.

Sometimes metaphors are kind of deep. Most times metaphors are kind of FGGT. Sometimes we're just afraid of change/progressive stuff, like when the internet came out and we typed stuff in it instead of using paper.

On a side-note:
Who is the alt-est professional athlete in the world?

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