HIPSTER RUNOFF

It's already the end of 2k8, yall. I lived 2k8 pretty hard. Like it would never end.
But now it is over. Spent so much time trying 2 predict what will be in 2k9 that now it's time 2 see what's gonna happen. Kinda scared. What if I'm wrong? What if the future is exactly like the past or exactly like the present? I'm totes scared.

What's gonna happen if no1 makes an authentic enough 'best of 2k8' list and then I won't be able to remember what 2k8 was all about?

This is a s0ng abt 2k8, except it is written from the perspective of living in 2k7 or maybe 2k9.

I'm only pretty sure that I can't blog anymore
Before you cmmnt
I wonder
What are we searching for? (meaning)
When I type out loud
"I want 2 stop blggng"
I wonder
Is there anything I'm going to miss?

I wonder
How it's going to be when you don't know me
How's it going to be when you're sure I'm not there
How's it going to be when there's no one there to talk to
Between you and me
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be
How's it going to be

Where we used to laugh there's a shouting match
Sharp as an AZN
A banger I can't ignore
like some song I never listened 2
by the Bloody Beeties

I wonder
How's it going to be when it goes down
How's it going to be when you're not around
How's it going to be when you found out there was nothing
Between you and me
'Cause I don't care
How's it going to be

How's it going to be when you don't blog me ne m0re?
How's it going to be

How's it going to be when you don't blog n e m0re?
How's it going to be
How's it going to be
How's it going to be

Dear 2k8,
miss u // <3 u /// h8 u.
Love,
Carles

[Photo via SBTVC]
I remember reading a long time ago that there was some sort of ethnic cleansing of emo kids happening in the Third World. Apparently when they are not educated, so in the 3rd World, they think that 'trends' are important movements. Kinda sux for kids who are getting beat up 4 no reason, but I feel like there are s000 many people on our Earth after the Chinese Olympics made China marketable. Now that ppl are moving there and they have Wal Marts, we have 2 start seriously thinking about population regulation.

There's just not enough Sparks/PBR/Chili's/McGriddles/Chicken Nuggles/Hands 2 tug in the world 4 all of us. Soul can't meet body if there are too many bodies and not enough soulz.

Hopefully Barry Obama brings his radical red ideas 2 save our nation.
Has n e 1 else been a lil bit worried about Pressy Obama? He's been doing a lot of zany stuff that I'm not sure if I want my President doing.
Did yall hear he joined the Chromeos and then did a DJ Set as "DJ HE H8 BLAQUE PRE$IDENT"?

'u can h8 me now, but I won't stop now.' -Barack Obamsmith

Hope he is okay in the head... heard he's thinking of ending it all. don't go anywhere, Barry. Miss u already.