Hi
I'm in a buzzband
I wear a thong

tong ta tong tong tong, yall
Sisqo in da house, bitches!
[via the indie version]

Gonna sing a lofi
chillwave
rapegaze
fuzzy buzzy cover
of 'thong song'

gonna go to the top of the hypemachine charts
maybe get 'best new music-ed' on Pitchforks

Twirling around with my peen out
Rocking out with my cock out
Wish I was 1-3 inches longer
just to get my centripetal force on.

I'm in a buzzband
and my gimmick/special talent
is twirling my peen around.

Need to find a way to record my peen twirling
in2 a bloggable mp3

Laters,
The Peen Bandit
[via let me see that thong]