HIPSTER RUNOFF

From what I understand, Tila Tequila is famous for being a a tiny AZN with huge breasteses. Anyways, she is apparently an indie musician and she was booked in a 'headlining slot' at a relevant indie music festival called the Gathering of the Juggalos. Apparently the core fan base there didn't really dig her vibe, so they just threw a bunch of shit at her face.

Maybe she shoulda stayed home & recovered. Put some frozen vegetable bags / steaks over her face to limit swelling.

Do u think Tila Tequila can use her new found fame to launch her music career and ride the slutwave?
Can slutwave artists be AZN if their breasts are cartoon-like enough?

Photo via wwtdd

Do people h8 or <3 juggalos more now?
Does Tila Tequila have the perfect alternative breasts?

From what I understand, all juggalos are 'uneducated', 'naturally violent' human beings who don't really vibe out to society's norms/expectations of reasonable human beings. Anyways, some lil AZN slut woman performed at The Gathering of the Juggalos, then they started to attack her, and it became some huge internet meme on a 'slow weekend.' [link] Ppl are always just looking for more reasons to laugh at juggalos, so this was a pretty good opportunity. Not sure if she was even really 'attacked', but whatever.

Anyways, this teen juggalo bro seems to have a 'stern message' for the juggalo nation, letting them know that what they did isn't very chill. They seem to call themselves a 'family', and just want to protect one another since most of their real families have given up on them. Seems like there is a 'huge rift' in the juggalo community. Like some juggalos just want to get 'fucked up' and 'go crazy', while other juggalos want to prove that they are the #1 subculture in America. Feel like going with option #1 will give them the biggest opportunity to 'achieve their goals.'

Here is the same juggalo teen bro vlogging in his room, showing off some sweet ICP posters + 'merch.' seems to be 'breathing more fire' than Al Gore [via Inconv Truths].

Eventually, he wants the world to know that he has decided to be both 'straight edge' and a 'juggalo', having to let people know that this combination is possible.

NOTE: In the comments section of this video, the teen bro indicates that he will still be drinking energy drinks even though he is straight edge.

What does it mean 2 be 'straight edge'?
Can u still be a juggalo and be straight edge?

He has a cute lil ICP wrist band + cap. Do they sell both juggalo gear + emo gear at Hot Topic, or is there a custom juggalo emporium somewhere in 'the ass crack of West Virginia'? Probably looks like a fireworks store on the side of the road or something.

Can u feel a rift growing in juggalo nation?
Will Tila Tequila tear apart the juggalos?
Will a new juggalo subculture 'spin off'?
Should juggalo leaders try to rebrand their 'family' by building some sort of technical college where juggalos learn life + career skills?
Maybe they should just build a juggalo business campus, and have juggalos do odd jobs / call center work.
Are there 'smart' and 'stupid' juggalos?
Do u feel bad for teens who are juggalos, like they needed a parent around to sign them up for youth soccer?
does this teen 'speak the truth' or should he 'shut the eff up'?
Do u wish u were a part of 'the family'?
Do u wish u went to the Gathering?
If u were at the gathering, would u have thrown feces at Tila Margarita?

The Gathering of the Juggalos is some sort of music festival / community cultural event where a subculture of humans called Juggalos get together to celebrate their lifestyle, watching a bunch of white rappers dressed like clowns sing about murdering humans and having sex with their dead bodies. Their cultural identity has been associated with violence, white trashiness, and basically being 'society's white poop.'

Anyways, there is some internet famous skank named Tila Tequila, and she was apparently 'performing' there, then juggalos began 2 throw shit at her.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

She went on to say: "These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"

Do lots of women get 'raped' + 'physically abused' by juggalos?
Do juggalos h8 AZNs?

Do u think she looks kinda 'sexy' even though she was 'physically harmed'?

Is she just trying to ride the juggalo internet meme wave?

Are juggalos bad 4 society?
Should we drop a bomb on the next gathering of the juggalos?
Are yall on #TeamTila or #Team Juggalo?
Do yall know if I can create a similar meme where I saw indie fans attacked me at Coachella/ACL/Lollapalooza, and use the WalMart Halloween makeup aisle to 'decorate' my face with 'wounds'?