Tag Archives: To Catch a Predator

I wish they had Macbooks when I was a tween so I could create borderline pornographic content with my bff

By Carles | February 13, 2009

I wish I could be a tween again
Filled with spirit, a love for modern music,
a will to joy, and a desire to dance like no1 is watching
Record my dances on my Macbook
to upload videos to youtube
so that I can dance like some1 is watching.
Late night on youtube
spent in an endless vortex of RELATED VIDEOS
until I [...]

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Just BC I don’t blog about Child Predators N E more doesn’t mean u should let ur guard down

By Carles | August 12, 2008

Be careful, yall. Child Predator glasses have been named by Time Magazine to be ‘the new Shutter Shades.’ Eventually, we won’t be able to tell the difference between alts, child predators, and IcelandicJapaneseBrazilian weirdos.
Keep ur lil alts on leashes.
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Even alt-model diva cover girls are wearing Child Predator Glasses.XX BONUS AZN GETTING BUSTED ON [...]

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Just BC I don’t blog about Child Predators N E more doesn’t mean u should let ur guard down

By Carles | August 12, 2008

Be careful, yall. Child Predator glasses have been named by Time Magazine to be ‘the new Shutter Shades.’ Eventually, we won’t be able to tell the difference between alts, child predators, and IcelandicJapaneseBrazilian weirdos.
Keep ur lil alts on leashes.
[Outwithme.com]
Even alt-model diva cover girls are wearing Child Predator Glasses.XX BONUS AZN GETTING BUSTED ON [...]

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