HIPSTER RUNOFF

I recently saw that teen sensation, Drew Barrymore got her tongue pierced.

It kinda reminded me about the past, and when people took personal branding choices 'more seriously'/didn't overanalyze them. Kinda wish we could go back to those days, and just appreciate things for what they are, and not 'overreact'+crucify people whenever they implement a trend.

Just want 2 go to a tattoo shop and have a tatted up bro stick a sharp rod through me.

Should I just get buzzed and try 2 pierce my friend's ear?

Just want to express myself and date top tier alternative celebrities. While u might think Drew Barrymore is a mainstreamer, yall should think again cuz of her alternative dating resume. Or is she just the product of alternative men who 'want to bang a mainstream broad'?

She dated the Mac Guy -- Justin Long

Viral Video director, Spike Jonez

She started the 'dating a Stroke' trend [via Fabrizio Moretti ]

h8 yall Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr [via Green Aggs and Ham]

She also dated the most innovative comedian of the past 100 years, Tom Green

So will yall get a piercing or what?
Who was the hauttest dude that Drew Barrymore dated?
Will we ever find as many altLovers as she has?

Would you rather make out with some dude who has
a) a pierced tongue
b) a tongue that is permanently blue
c) a cute American Appy hoodie
d) an 'I just went to the beach' necklace
e) all of the above
f) I'm not a FGGT
g) People with tongue piercings have diseases
h) People with tongue piercings are bigger sluts than sluts with lower back tattoos
i) "Choose.Your.Own.Adventure"

[Photo by Kid Pappy]