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What DJ sets will sound/look like in 2k12 [Forecasting Our Progressive Future]

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I know a lot of yall don’t get the opportunity to be an impressionable, 17 year old entry-level Mexi-alt living in Southern California, so I thought this video did a good job of capturing what the future of “fun” is. The modern DJ will have to [...]

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It makes me happy to know that I inspire yall…

While most bloggers are bombarded with music from startup bedroom producers, I’m lucky enough to get emails from readers and interns. Whether it’s a tip, a pat on the back, or a piece of hate mail, it inspires me to keep going.
Here’s a rlly kute email that made my day!I wonder if [...]

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How You Know You are an Alternative D-Bag

Lately, I’ve been really into slavery and/or indentured servitude.
Alternative d-bags are people who have a great deal of pride in their personality and social projection. While alternative d-bags usually find a way to differentiate themselves within crowds of alties, it is easiest to identify an alternative d-bags in normal situations.
They go out of their [...]

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The best DJs in the world are willing to POUR DRANK IN2 MY MOUF

Steve Aoki is a giver of life (when it comes 2 partying), willing to give any underaged alternative partier a suckle from his Grey Goose/Absolut/Finlandia filled teet.
The Party starts and stops in accordance with Aoki’s will to party. His custom-distilled vodka is similar to the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ’s step-cousin who was [...]

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