A true altbro shares his cig with his altbro.
A true altbro becomes an altbro mentor to entrylevel alts, enabling them 2 'become one' with the group.
A true altbro buys extra tickets to the upcoming show for his altbro who isn't as CONNECTED as the other altbro (doesn't have a Mac Laptop yet).
A true altbro plans a meaningful roadtrip to a major metropolitan area for an upcoming music festival for his altbros.
A true altbro is alright without getting tugged by the end of the night, going back home to his altbro's apartment to play some videogames while listening to meaningful vinyl records.
A true altbro becomes best friends with his altbro's new girlfriend, eventually 'developing a crush' on his altbro's GF, creating a huge rift in his local altbro subsystem.
A true altbro dates a girl after 2+ of his other altbros dated her.
A true altbro buys an 18-24 pack of beer for all of his altbros without asking for any money in return, but secretly has some resentment for the poorer/moochier altbros of the group.
A true altbro goes online shopping for his altbro's birthday gift.
A true altbro doesn't get the same sneakers as his best altbro.
A true altbro makes sure his altbro's lid is tilted at an appropriate angle.
A true altbro shares the best songs he finds off the hypemachine.
A true altbro makes references to HIPSTERRUNOFF 'inside jokes' as if no1 else in the world 'gets' it.

All I ever wanted 2 b was an authentic altBro, sharing my unique perspective on the world with my closest group of friends. Girls may come. Girls may go. But my altBros will always be there. We are a sustainable emotional+social economy for one another. PART OF THE ALTBRO NEVER DIES.

What does true altbrohood mean to u?