HIPSTER RUNOFF » tuggle of AZNs

Just a question, yall. This is not a blog post/hi-level commentary.

Carles — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:31:27 +0000

[Photo by thecobrasnake]
Yall. sorry. This is just a question that I have if n e 1 can help it would be super appreciated. I just wanted 2 know what the term is for 1 white bro who chills with a group of AZNs. Does n e 1 know?

I know there’s already oreos & tuggles of AZNs. Just wondering if there is a term that utilizes ‘yellow’ + ‘white’ kinda like how oreo uses ‘black’+'white’+'dessert treat.’

Not much left 2 blog about in 2k8. Kinda glad 2k9 is coming up. Hope we have more answers in 2k9?

Hope I can be a lil bit more tolerant and racially aware in 2k9.
Kinda scared of the ‘blipster backlash’ resurfacing.
Are yall good at making up racial terms based on generalizations + stereotypes that are ‘a healthy mix of offensive yet funnie’?

thnx,
crls

PS: This is for my marketing thesis.

Kute AZNs of the Day: A Tuggle of School Girl AZNs

Carles — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:25:35 +0000

In a previous post, I went on a soul searching journey to find out a collective noun for a group of AZNs.

a colony of azns
a pride of azns
a school of azns
a tuggle of AZNS

Luv tuggles of sexi private school girl azns. They make me want to study abroad in China/Japan instead of France/the U.K./Spain/Italy.

[Photo via Tokyo Boppy]

Speaking of sexi private schoolers, do yall watch Gossip Girl? I have never seen an episode, but I saw this progressive advertisement for it, and I thought it might appeal 2 me.

Should I buy a case of Sparks & a GossyGurleSeason1 DVD?

What would U do if U bought an AZN? [reader responses]

Carles — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:16:00 +0000

Yall. I know it’s impossible to find humans on sale on popular internet websites like craigslist, ebay, or even friendster. However, if u lived in a dream world where adults could be purchased in an open market, what would u do?

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Reader responses
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8. I would send my AZN to the Electrowar front.
7. you fucking piece of shit.
you can’t buy human beings.
you should feel really shitty about yourself for writing about asians like that.
you view azns in a really bad way on this blog.
its disgusting.
6. fashion xcessory. gwen stefani has 3 of ‘em.
5. i’d make him grow his hair and train him to become the new Steve Aoki and make loads of cash.
4. I would make my AZN pick up a to go order from chilis.
3. I’d also take him to class with me. And I’d have him cook me some ______…I <3 azn food.
2. : 1. buy an AZN /// 2. wait 2 years for china to become more powerful ////3. sell it for more ////4. ???????? ////5. profit !
1. YALL–it’s fun 2 joke around about AZNs but srlsy, we should be buying things/people made w/love in the USA. Dov from AmerAppy knows what i’m talking about.

Love all yall commenters, yall.

N e ways, I have always known since the song “Don’t Speak” that Gwen Stefani was innovative, but I never knew exactly why except that she married the guy from the George Bushes Band or whatever they are called.

Gwen Stefani is a singer, designer, and proud owner of a [tuggle of AZNs].

So let me ask yall again. WHAT WOULD U FCKNG DO IF U BOUGHT AN AZN/MISCELLANEOUS HUMAN BEING?

P0st More DeRosnays

Carles — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:14:00 +0000

You’re probably used to seeing Xavier DeRosnay in the popular poprock band Justice (aka Jousteece). Here’s what he looks like in real life when he’s chillin in party pix with his family.

He has a beautiful alt family. When it is a family of AZNs, do you still call them ‘a tuggle of AZNs‘?
Would u marry your way into the DeRosnay family just to get to talk about bangers/the state of electronic music at Thanksgiving dinner? More importantly, do French people/AZNs celebrate Thanksgiving? Does n e 1 other than Americans have n e thing to be thankful for?

Should this post get the ‘Kute AZN of the Day’ tag?

[Photo by HoboGestapo]