HIPSTER RUNOFF

Haley Joel Osment is famous for being a keut lil kid who saw dead people in an M. Knight ShammyLanny film. He also got murdered in 'Pay it Forward' for 'paying it forward', I think. Anyways, he was once ON TOP OF THE WORLD, making mad bak for being cute. Unfortunately, he was unable to find a fountain of youth, and was forced to 'grow up' like the rest of us.

Doesn't he kinda look like a keut alt twink?

I guess he was s00 alt that he saw ghosts or something. Sorta makes sense...

Apparently it is from this movie. Looks hella terrible, but I guess this is the kind of crap that gets 'green lit' if u have one post-ironic celebrity in it.

Can Haley Joel Osment transition into the alt film scene?
Can he revive his career?
Should he build a time machine?
Do u ever miss Jonathan Lipnicki? [via The Human Head Weights 69 lbs {via Jerry Maguire}]

Do u <3 alt twinks?

Jared Leto is a word famous rock star, actor, Renaissance Man, and Jack of All Trades. If ur not seeing him rock out on stage with 30 Seconds in Mars With My Bros, he is acting in hit alternative movies like Fighting Clubs, My Effin So Called Lives', or even Mad Men. He has evolved into one of the world's most alternative men/free spirits/sex icons.

It seems like teen modeling photos of him have been 'uncovered', back before he was a super alt vagabond with blonde hair/a mohawk/etc. Wonder if this is going to hurt his brand, or only 'add 2 his legend.' I feel like it is chill, and he shouldn't be freaked out like this is a 'sex tape scandal.' We have all had questionable personal brands in the past.

Do u think these pix are sexie?

"Bend over 4 daddie" -the photographer trying to turn on Jarbro

"Play with that plastic. Cover ur body like a condom.'

Have yall ever been involved in a questionable photo shoot that eventually devolved into porn?

Seems like he is just a normal bro, chilling with other bros who are 'hot models.'

If his new band is 30 seconds from Mars, these lamestreamers have to be at least 30 days from Mars. 'LOL!'

Seems chill

Wonder if Ariel Pink 'totally jacked' Jared Leto's personal brand.

Is Jared Leto 'mad hot' no matter how old he is?
R u gonna be worried when ur son/daughter wants to have a teen modeling career?
Did u do any 'soft porn teen modeling'?
If u saw old Jared Letbro, would u believe that 1 of the world's most independent spirits / rock n rollers was hiding inside of him?
Would u have a 3some with vintage Jared Leto + vintage Kirsten Kennis?

PREVIOUSLY
WHERE'S LETO

In this video, some alternative homosexuals seem to be 'brawling' over serious issues. Seems like a very intense fight over something they are passionate about. Maybe one of the bros is like 'Gays shouldn't be allowed 2 marry', then 1 of the other gay bros is like 'aw hell naw. We need 2 be able to marry.' But then the other 1 is trying to explain how 'marriage' is bullshit, some sort of societal crap that only exists for religious/tax reasons.

Seems hard to be an alt homosexual. Vibes aren't too chill.
Is there such thing a a 'hipster twink', or all all alts kind of twinks?
Have u ever got 'super drunk' and ended up taking a twink alt home, locking him in ur basement 4 a while?

Really dig the 'independent journalism' [via youtube vid] vibe. Sorta want to witness more brawls/meme-able events. Don't really want to prevent them from happening, just want to make sure that they are captured for the rest of the internet 2 consume. Feel sad that the African American bouncer 'intervened' and regulated that shit.

Do these homo bros 'fight like girls'?
Did u appreciate the play-by-play commentary?
Was this brawl 'legit' or did it need more weapons?
Can gay people 'fight', or do they just use girly fight tactics?
R u scared of these bros?
Do u ever want to brawl with some alt twinks and 'kick their asses'?
Are twinks the most lovable type of gay person?
Do u think Harvey Milk would be pissed abt this gay-on-gay violence? [via Sean Penn]