HIPSTER RUNOFF

WHO WILL WIN THE <3 OF CARLES?
PLEASE VOTE HERE, OR BY LIKING EACH PIC ON FACEBOOK?

#BUKKAKE_AZN

#THE_GIRL_WITH_THE_LONG_ASS_NOTE

#H8myself

#jimmyJangler

#born2luv

#Born2DieWithU

#Born2Win #Veeehhhdeeeoohhhgaayhhmes

#MissU

#BanginBodWithoutASign

#PainBB

#Childish_BBino

#BestNewBB

#TinyChiliBro

#SunFlowerAltQT

#hunnyBunny

#PandaBro

#ChapsByRalphLaurenAlt

#Vallytine

#chillwaver

#WorldWasBuilt4_2

#▲ (Also known as #TriangleBB)

#Lost_It_All #DarkBro

Who will end up being Carles's Valentine?
There will be 2 categories, both 'winners' will receive miscellaneous prizes.

CARLES'S CHOICE
Please vote by 'commenting' on this post with the appropriate hashtag. Carles will determine the level of authentic buzz, and choose a winner based on votes, keutness, and embodying the spirit of the HRO zeitgeist.

FAN's Choice
Win Fan's Choice by acquiring 'the most likes' in this FB photo album. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.378221432193196.108197.194694380545903&type=1

WHO IS THE KEUTEST?
WHO DO U WANT 2 BE UR VALLYTINE?

This is an automated message.

Congratulations on making it to the second round of voting in the HIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST. You are still in the hunt 2 become the next relevant HIPSTER RUNOFF QT. Directions will follow the announcement of the Finalists.

Congratulations to the following competitors:

#wedidit

#whateverqt

#sunflower_alt_qt

#ih8peens

#pizzaheart

#pizzahutalt

#buzzbitch

#hornie4carles

#panerabro

#ProjectGirl

#rapegazer

#toroycarles

#slutwaver

#AliceGlassQT

Congratulations.

In order to continue to compete towards winning the final prize, please re-submit a new picture of yourself utilizing your #hashtag brand. Emails carleser [at] gmail.com
Please use this opportunity to either 'rebrand' if you are dissatisfied with ur nickname, or use your #hashtag to make a case 4 why u should be Carles' Valentine.

In addition, if you would did not submit ur picture 2 the contest, and you would like to CHALLENGE these competitors, you are free to submit a new photograph to the contest by emailing carleser [at] gmail.com. This is ur chance to enter into the finals of this exclusive contest. Only alt QTs need 2 apply. Please include "#challenge" in ur photograph.

Who will win the prize of being Carles' Valentine + lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand + a steak dinner at the Outback + a dessert date to Coldstone Creamery?

It is up 2 u 2 decide....
Who will u be voting 4?

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt_stuff, and memes.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie), HIPSTER RUNOFF bros, blogs and magazines

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A few days ago, I put out an open call 2 be my Valentine [link]. It seems like my inbox has been flooded with both reports of lamestreamers on facebook, as well as tons of QTs+altbros who want to be Carles' Valentine....

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

R u ready 2 see who entered this shit?
Who will win Carles heart?

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HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt_stuff, and memes.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie), HIPSTER RUNOFF bros, blogs and magazines

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I'm looking for a keut, alt Valentine. U can be a keut entry level gurle, an altbaguette, a boi, an altbro, a ghey twink, or even a hefty mainstreamer. I am just tired of being alone. I want some 1 who 'gets it' and wants to start a buzzband with me then have cool kids that wear fashionable ass clothes.

In order to enter the running 2 be Carles' Valentine, plz email Carles a picture of urself holding up a meaningful message to him. carleser [at] gmail.com or submit a pic to the HRO facebook page.

Suggested mssgs include
"<3 u Carles"
"miss u"
"<3 HRO"
"Wanna be with u"
"I'm hornie 4 Carles"
"Ur my fave buzzband"
"HIPSTER RUNOFFS"
"U complete me, Carles"
"Hi CRLS"
"Let's start an authentic relationship 2gether, kinda like Win and Regine [via the Arcade Fires]"
"4evr Urs, CRLS"
or anything else creative that will give u an edge.

Ur picture will be posted on HIPSTER RUNOFF on Valentine's Day.
Commenters will say who their faves are, and if there is a [highly blggbl] / [highly controversial] entry, you might be the winner, which Carles will select.

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

What r u waiting 4?
Do u wanna be my Valentine?

I don't wanna be alone n e more.

carleser [at] gmail.com

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Meme, DJ, Company, Buzzband, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt_stuff, and memes.

Lists: mindie (mainstream indie), HIPSTER RUNOFF bros, blogs and magazines

Read more>>>>

I just want you to know that I love you. And that you're so important to me. You've really been there for me, and I appreciate u. I know Valentine's Day is a bullshit holiday made up by Hallmark, but I just want u 2 know that I appreciate u. I know ur insecure, so I can't really 'blow off' today like it's just another day, because honoring these holidays is critical to a relationship being successful. U have to get excited about things, or else life will become 'boring' and 'meaningless.'

I will go to the mall, and buy you some thoughtful/too-expensive items so that you don't think I don't honor you. I want to be with you. I want to buy you an iTunes gift card. I want to buy you a 'keut pair of panties' from Victoria's secret that I can 'take off of u' when we 'make love.'

Let's go out to Chili's. Let's fill up our bellies with hamburgers, nachos, skillet queso, SXSWestern Eggrolls, and Bud Light. Let's be happy. Let's feed one another across the table. Today is a celebration of love between you and me.

We've been through a lot. I remember when we first started dating, it was like we'd never get past the pain that others have inflicted upon us/what we have inflicted upon ourselves'. But now we're comfortable. We're calm. We have sex 3-6x per week (depending on how stressed I am from my job as a manager at Am Appy). We've just been through a lot.

I remember my exBF. He was really controlling. Ur different. U let me be 'who I am' and for that 'I appreciate u.' I know that my sense of humor is sometimes tough to handle, since it is so random, and so zany--thanks for sticking with me. U really help to make me 'me.'

h8 my ex

This Valentine's Day will be special. We will feed one another Reese's Peanut Butter Cups shaped like hearts. I will buy you some champagne/$10 sugar water that gives u a hangover. Even though the holiday 'means nothing', it means SOMETHING to us, because we are US, and no other relationship in the history of the world has ever meant as much as we do.

We are taking on the world together. We can do this.
One day we will open up a public art space together, and have positive community events.
One day, we're going to live in Paris. I promise. I'm on it.

I love you.
<3 u / miss u

r u gonna send me a Vally's day e-card? carleser [at] gmail.com
or just send me a quick email 2 tell me how much I mean 2 u. Sometimes I feel like quitting blggng, but then some1 who got inspired by my blog and moved to the city emails me and makes me feel like I am doing something right.

will u b my vally?
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