ALL | ALT REPORT | CLASSIC
Vanessa Hudgens
Is it 2 early 2 start thinking abt what I want 4 Xmas?

Yall.  Xmas is just around the corner.  Let's start thinking about what we're gonna ask our cool moms & free-spirited dads 4 4 Christmas/Chaunnykah/TheKwanzaa.org.

Should I ask for a Members Only jacket and a Slutty MexiMAltstreamer? Do they sell humans on ebay/craigsZanyList yet?

Disney Star OR Just Another Mexi Who Walks Into a Tacky Store At The Mall to buy clothes that show off her padded bra (which enhances her B cups)?

Do celeb n00dz ever get old? [Picture link] (Not sure if I can h0st it cuz it might be a lil bit too 'kiddie' even tho she has a box cut.)

WHAT ARE YALL THINKING OF GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS? (besides a Mexi with a boxcut)

Andrew VanWyngarden spotted canoodling with Vanessa Hudgens. New couple alert?


Andy VanWyngarden is the lead singer of the popular indie band MGMT. Although their sophomore album 'Congratulmalautions' kinda tanked critically and didn't meet the pop expectations of the indiesphere, he is still one of the most famous alt celebs in the game, and is still seen as a VIP at relevant altstream events. In this picture he is seen canoodling with Vanessa Hudgens, star of High School Musical. It seems like they are really vibing, and he is on his way 2 replacing her Hottie McHotHot ex, Zach Efron.

Hudgens: I LOVE the management!
VanBroGard: I love Hi Skewl Musical!
Hudgens: Despite what the h8rs say, I <3 the new album, bb!
VanBroGardy: I beat off to ur nudes on the regs, bb!

CoMe On OvR... CuM oN oVeR BB....

Andy's a lucky man!

Just wanna take some molly with her at Coachelly.... [link]

I really hope Andy can 'tap dat'... #TeamIndieBrosBangingMnstrmTabloidBroads

S0 S0 VIP DJ set

R u happy for Andy VanWynGarden's new <3?
Does Vanessa Deserve him?
Is she a hot lil slutwaver?
Is Andy's body WAY MORE BANGIN than Zach Efron's'?
Does it look like <3 is in the air?
Is Andy VanBro abt to become a mainstream tabloid-wave celeb?


I'm gonna go ahead and be honest.

1. YES, I wear spanx
2. YES, I have cottage cheese
3. NO, I have not been swimming in over 10 years
4. NO, I have not hit the gym like I said I would
5. My exBF dumped me because I wouldn't wear thongs, and we dated during the whole 'thong song' era.

At least we have Vanessa Hudgens and her FINE A$$ 2 save us...
She looks REAL GOOD and HOT

I could never wear a bikini, and if I went swimming I would probably wear jogging pants and a big Mickey Mouse t-shirt.

My skin doesn't like sun.
But it does like cocoa butter.

8 Comments!!! <3




Vanessa BB! What were U thinking??

I am honestly not a drug expert because I have been SOBER for a very long time after a few rough patches, but Vanessa Hudgens was rumored to have done lot of DRUGS on a bender at a hipster music festival called Coachella. I can't tell what drug she is doing. Maybe ecstasy, maybe MDMA, maybe cocaine heroine... Maybe even marijuana. I am NOT a drug expert so I do not know...

I am VERY disappointed in Vanessa for setting a bad example for her fans. She is a PARTY GIRL and is headed straight 4 rehab.

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, because maybe she is just snacking on Mayo, which is something that I do sometimes... but u never know... #MiracleWhip

I had a boyfriend who was a drug dealer, so I know FIRST HAND that drugs can ruin a person, and ruin relationships... I actually went to jail for a short period because my ex was using the garage of my parents house as a meth lab. We can only hope and pray that Vanessa isn't headed down the wrong track after she and Zefron broke up.

#SHAME_ON_VANESSA
However, she does LOOK GOOD, bb!

I could NEVER wear that in public because I am too self-cautious.

Does n e 1 know what type of drug she is using?

Is that a slice of pizza or a drug pipe???

23 Comments!!! <3




Vanessa! Ur bangin body is FIERCE! #RAWR

I don't have any see-thru shirts, but I have an old white spaghetti strap shirt that has stretched out as I have gained weight, and you can see every curve on my body, and even my areolas and sometimes my nipples. I wore it around my EX and he would tell me to put on a t-shirt. It was sad because he slowly lost touch with my body. #the_end

I feel like I'll never be able to wear anything sexi ever again and I am just trapped in my body. Maybe if I hit the gym I'll feel better. :-)

I LOVE Vanessa and I hope she is HAPPY without Zac Efron. She is SINGLE and LOVIN' it! BB looks good!

#TeamVanessa J-Lo who???

7 Comments!!! <3




BB! HAve u been working out? We think that you LOOK GOOD, BB!

The Lakers are definitely 4 Lovers, and we LOVE U. Kobe Bryant would be CRAZY not 2 have a look at u...
How did u get ur 6-pack bb? I really NEED some weight loss tips, because I want to tone and firm my body before summer gets here. Unfortunately, I'll just settle for fitting into pants that don't have an elastic band on them #justbeinhonest

Vanessa LOOKS GOOD and I would LOVE to sit courtside with her, but u might need 2 buy 2 seats for me until I hit the gym #sadbuttrue

#coldstonetime

Peace!

Love u Vanny! Zefron who?

4 Comments!!! <3




Vanessa bb! U look good!

Zac Efron has GOT to regret dumping a perfect lil body like that. I remember I wanted to start working out after I got dumped, but I actually ate my feelings and gained about 20 lbs in 2 months. It was a DISASTER and I honestly haven't gotten my weight back on track since. #realtalk

Vanessa CLEARLY works out and has a rockin 6 pack. 1 time she released nude sext photos of herself with a nice, thick bush, but I would assume that is gone now. #TeamShavedPussie

U look good bb!

11 Comments!!! <3




I really thought Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were gonna MAKE IT but I guess a high school musical romance wasn't enough 2 keep their love alive :-(

But Vanessa has a NEW MAN and she looks HAPPY, which ALL WOMEN deserve to feel...

BB!!!! U look totally hipster in ur biker shorts, but be careful with that camel toe, bb!

Whenever I wear my sweat pants, I tend to form a camel toe bc I have a FUPA #sadbuttrue, but I am DEFINITELY going to the gym this weekend, and I hope I can work my way down to my ideal weight. NO it's not a size 0, but it is a weight that is healthy for me.

I totally miss the song sneaker night! It used to be all over my GNO playlist #girlsnightout. I even bought a really cool pair of sneakers to work out in at Lady Foot Locker

Stay STrong, Vanessa! Plz drop a new single soon, bb!
Zac Efron, who? #teamvanessa

11 Comments!!! <3