Some new film by Francis Ford Coppola

Carles — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:55:00 +0000

Yall have probably heard of independent film director Sofia Coppola, who directed some of the best indie films of all time including Lost in Translation and the Virgin Suicides. What you don’t know is that she has a father who is attempting to break into the movie industry. His name is Francis Ford Coppola. In his debut film Tetro, he casts authentic indie actor Vincent Gallo to play some bro who is just chillin out and being authentic. I think that the film is in black and white to try to win an Oscar, which is a tactic used by Stephan Spielbergher in the hit film Schindler’s List of Bros Who Just Wanted to Live a Chill Life.

Not sure how films work since I am not a film student, but I think that this film uses old French techniques that were used to make things seem very authentic. Not sure what they are called.

does n e1 else think that Vinny Gallo is ‘a genius’? Wonder what male I’d cast if I had to make a movie starring an authentic bro? Tom Hanks? Bob Downey Jr? Zach Braff? Mickey Rourke? Bruce Willis? Adrien Brody? John Heder? Mikey Cera?

Seems like he has an authentic jaw line.

Well yall… I hope that Francis Ford can live up to the high standards of his daughter Sofia. I am afraid that this is just another case of a parent riding his child’s coat tails to fame, much like Lindsay Lohan’s parents.

I condemn all parents who are trying to exploit the success and talents of their children. All I want is for every child to be given a fair shot at a normal life. This is a post about parenting

ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [possibly ALTBGGT edition]

Carles — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:04:00 +0000

ALTBRO or ALTBAG or ALTBGGT* is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag (or possibly the [HIGHLY ELUSIVE] ALTBGGT*).

Please justify ur answer 2 receive full credit//HRO points.
For example, “He is an altBro bc an authentic alt would be in AmericanAppy man panties.”
Or “he is an altBGGT because he’s kinda baggy, but kinda FGGTy at the same time. Sort of an anomaly.”
or “he is an authentic AltBag because he has directed and starred in hit AuthenticCore films that feature blowj scenes with it-girls.”

What do yall think?

(*)note: For those of u who failed ur alternative logic course, here is the definition of altBGGT.
AltBGGT = AltBag + FGGT

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Some new film by Francis Ford Coppola

ALTBRO or ALTBAG? [possibly ALTBGGT edition]