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Hey yall. As yall know, I spend most of my time on the internet, but sometimes I like to escape 2 a different reality by playing some video games. Decided to 'smoke a bowl of marijuana cigarettes' and unwind by playing this new chill game. Had to go on a 'mission.'
Damn. This game seems 'mad violent.' Like stuff that they use to train terrorists/miscellaneous evil people in the world who do things like 'shoot up high schools/colleges/work places.' I wonder if it is good to have progressive games like this. Do u think they offer 'truly sick people' a reality where they can enact their rage, or is it more of an incubator for terrible I.R.L. things 2 happen? Sometimes I feel happy that some of the most 'fucking pathetic' people in society are lost in a world of video games, pornography, and Doritos/Hot Pockets. It makes me happy that they live indoors, and don't even know what it feels like when the sun hits their skin. Feel like they get most of their perspectives on the world from movies like 'The Matrix' and other ideologically-charged action scifi movies.
Do u think it would be sweet to play a video game with these scenarios?
I wonder if video games are 'better than ever.' Maybe this is the type of stuff that all humans want 2 do, but now we finally have a realm where it is safe 2 do it.
Maybe all humans want the same things. Maybe we just want 2 cum at all costs.
Just want a room full of vaginas to make love to.
Need a way to take out my tween angst.
So many different video games. Wonder which 1 I would be if I 'loved video games.' Feel like I might either be a tween who plays a Nintendo DS, and has digital friends/pets/possessions in a simulated world, or maybe just an old person who plays Wii to battle Alzheimer's/depression/arthritis/diabetes.
Wish more video games brought humans 2gether, instead of promoting the killage of humans.
Want to connect with my local retirement community scene, coming together, celebrating our last years on Earth.
Feeling confused. At the beginning of this post, I thought video games were terrible for humanity, but then by the end of my internet research, I determined that there are positive uses for video game simulated technology. I feel like we need to promote human connections, but it would also be acceptable to round up the major threats to society, and allow them to get most of their life experiences in a simulated version of a violent reality.
It seems like if we programmed some sort of violent video game that took 40-100 years to beat, we could really save a lot of communities/international relations. Just want 2 live forever, and eliminate violence.
Not sure abt video games.
Do yall know of any video games that are safe/violent?
Are video games a 'waste of time'?
Do u know if we could build some sort of system where we plug human brains into a hyper-reality, but actually use their body heat to create the energy that powers the computers that run our society?
Are video games 'the master art' since they combine all elements of modern art?
Previous Video Game Coverage
Game Boy Necklace Blipster....
Beatles Rock Band = ghey
Landing in the Hudson River video game
Yall. I went in 2 work 2day. Not sure if I believe in the Memorial Day holiday. I know that freedom isn't free, but I think that there are other ways to resolve international conflicts without guns, violence, and weapons of mass destruction.
Maybe I'm a dreamer/idealist, but today is just really hard 4 me. I want to say that I 'support our troops' but I don't know if I do. I'm a pretty liberal bro, so I just think progressively. I wish all of those troops were at home with their families, instead of fighting a White Vs. Brown war.
I think if I had been born a long time ago, I would have protested against every single war. Vietnam, WWII, the Battle of 1812, the Spanish American War, The Falklands War, the Aussie Vs British War. Not sure how I feel about communism...maybe America coulda learned something from The Reds... Maybe Obama has a lil bit of socialist inside of him...
h8 terrorism so much. h8 terrorists. Wish we could 'fucking execute all of them' after torturing them until they are all basically dead and have given us the exact coordinates of Osama Hussein Bin Laden.
Might think about war/life/family today by watching a war movie. Might watch Saving My Lil Bro Ryan starring Thomas Hanks.
Might watch Platoon starring Charlie Sheen.
Might watch Hot Shots starring Charlie Sheen.
FUCK WAR, yall.
How do yall feel abt war?
Has some1 that u know served in a war? Were they some 'poor/dumb bro' from ur high school?
Or just some 'douchebag who is trying 2 become a politician' or something like that?
Do yall think that God has Bless Our Troops?
I was recently browsing youtube, searching for live performances of all of my favourite bands, and I stumbledupon this video entitled "ALICE GLASS BEATS IDIOT OVER HEAD WITH MICROPHONE." I watched it 2 find out what was happening.
At the 1:25 mark, I noticed that the music stopped, and lead singer of Crystal Castles--Alice Glass--did something very violent. She slung her microphone back, and then wound up, and then hit some bro. U can hear a thud, which was probably an altbro skull being crushed by a microphone. Then she called him a 'fucker' and hit him a few more times.
Kinda sad that one of my favourite altcelebs of the Blog House era resorted to hitting a bro with a microphone. Makes me kinda sad, but then u start 2 think, what did the altbro do to get beat+kicked out by a bouncer?
In the past, I have made several posts about ppl 'having a grab' at females when they fly into the crowd.
One Post is entitled "Alice Glass Upskirt Grab"
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/alice-glass-upskirt-grab.html
Another post features a tweenAltBro with braces drooling over having his face in Alice Glass's Business
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/i-dr00l-over-alice-glass.html
And here is some other Female Crowdsurfing Theory inspired by Uffie
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/grabfest-2k8.html
Hope people didn't get the wrong message from these posts. It's not okay to 'grab' female altcelebs, yall. U wouldn't grab a female accountant while she was accounting, would u? She's just doing her job. Hopefully venues don't make us start signing waivers b4 we go in to keep us from violating members of bands.
I'm kinda worried. I feel like this act might have happened because the BlogHouse bubble is bursting. A lot of altcelebs are feeling a lot of stress ever since the latest AnCo album came out, and sort of made electro/bloghouse seem obsolote+trivial.
Let's take some time to remember Alice Glass from her glory days with an old tribute video.
Do yall know if this is the pic of the person who Alice Glass beat up?
Do yall agree with violence?
Or whenever an act of violence occurs, is some1 'asking for it'?
How far is 2 far, yall?
Should the other member of Crystal Castles have stood up 4 her?
Should we all have to take Anger MGMT classes?
Are 'acts of violence' just viral marketing techniques?
Just read about this story about Russian skinheads 'crashing' a music festival, attacking the concertgoers, and killing a 14 year old girl. It's the sort of thing that ur not sure if it is real, since u assume all foreign news services are just 'nationalist propaganda' that are meant to 'control the masses.' Not sure if this is real, but seems to combine 'violence' + 'music festival coverage' which is basically like an 'alt blog's dream.' Could probably use some sort of suicide in the headline as well.
Anyways, seems like a chill music festival that 'got out of hand' 'very quickly.'
According to local news reports, a group of about 100 bare-chested skinheads wielding "batons, sticks and iron rods" rushed past festival security and just sort of... started beating people up, I guess.
Seems like thsi bro just wanted to vibe out to buzzbands, but ended up getting a 'knuckle sandwich', American History X style.
News portal Chelnovosti.ru—the source of the report of the teenage girl's death, which it attributes to an anonymous police source—says that police and security just stood by and allowed the attack to happen, and in some cases had their nightsticks taken away by the skinheads, for the purpose of beating on people. The site has a bunch of photos that, yeah, seem to show police just sort of chilling, though it's pretty hard to tell what's going on, given that the photographer, for some reason, doesn't seem to have wanted to get too close to the large crowd of shirtless neo-nazis.
Here is a photo of the cops 'milling around with their thumbs up their asses'. Seem to vibing out, sending texts, eating free turkey legs, being Paul Blart Mall Cops.
Here is some video footage of the skinheads planning their attack, then crashing the music festival, humiliating minorities + committing mad acts of violence.
In addition, they eventually challenged the organizers of the festival to a game of basketball in order to claim the rights to the festival territory. It seems like the skin heads won after a 'highly dramatic game.'
Seems so unchill. Bros just wanted to check out buzzbands, then a bunch of skinheads ruined festival chill vibes.
Do yall h8 skinheads?
What do skinheads even stand 4?
Is 'white supremacy' totally auth alt, or 'bullshit'?
Are all white people racist?
Are black people more racist than white people?
Do too many minorities attend music festivals, ruining festival bloodlines?
Are you more worried about getting murdered/trampled by tweens at a music festival, or by skinheads?
Will skinheads 'crash' Coachella / Lolla / ACL?
Do skinheads care about buzzbands and relevant consumer + technology trends?
Do they need to ride chillwaves?
Should festivals be required to hire SWAT Team + riot police instead of just 'rentacops'?
Are music festivals getting out of control?
Juggalos are a subculture of uneducated, poor, violent white people who are 'despised' in the United States. It seems like they are some sort of 'second class citizens' who were created by the Lord Savior Jesus Christ God in order to give educated bros who chill on the internet a genre of white people to make fun of, since making fun of minorities is 'racist.' Anyways, it seems like some juggalos migrated/sailed on a juggalo version of The_Mayflower to find safe haven in Australia. They probably felt 'at home' since Australia used to function as a 'jail' / place to do experiments on humans for the British.
Anyways, so juggalos went to Australia, now they are committing violent crimes and the local news is forced 2 'cover' them.
A NOTORIOUS American youth gang known for its violent street crime and penchant for wearing clown make-up as a disguise has hit Sydney.
Police are investigating a possible connection between an attempted robbery in Fairfield and the gang known as "Juggalos" - or Juggalettes, for female members - made famous by criminal activities in the US.
The gang is also believed to be trying to recruit more members, with the group holding what is believed to be its first national "gathering" in Victoria next month. The gang already runs a number of online blogs and chat sites for members and those aspiring to join.
Do u live in Australia?
R u worried about juggalos?
Worried that Australian juggalos are getting mad violent. Afraid to go to Australia now because I will be killed by a juggalo.
(Also afraid to go to states like West Virginia and Kentucky based on the same logic.)
Three men wearing the Juggalos' trademark clown make-up attempted to rob a woman outside Fairfield RSL Club and were captured on CCTV footage wearing their "disguise".
About 12.10am on June 28, a 20-year-old woman was waiting outside the club for her boyfriend to pick her up when she was approached by the youths.
The men pulled chains from their pockets and demanded the woman's bag but when her boyfriend arrived they ran off towards the train station empty-handed.
Worried about chains.
Are juggalos a violent gang?
Will Australians 'relate' to juggalo culture, or are they gonna h8 the jugs as much as Americans do?
Juggalos and Juggalettes - who have been classified as a gang in at least six states of America - are fans of hard-core hip-hop and rap groups such as Insane Clown Posse.
Insp Bailey said while masks, including clown masks, had been used by criminals in the past as disguises during a crime, this was the first time he was aware of a group of men walking around the city wearing clown make-up looking for potential targets.
Do yall wish we could create an island where we could send juggalos and never have to deal with them again?
Are juggalos inherently violent, or did their social environments create them?
If u r a juggalo, will u seek out a new place 2 call home by sailing to australia?
Is Australia 'too electro' for juggalos?
Do yall h8 juggalos, or do u hope they just continue to produce memes 2 laugh at?
If u r from Australia, do u already have modern 'white trash' subcultures established?
Which ship is the most alt: The Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, the Titanic, or the Mayflower?
Yesterday, the Alt Report Robot visited the popular Gen X alt website Viceland.com. My internet experience was interrupted by an interactive advertisement that popped up in the center of the screen. I saw a ginger boy running, and then he blew up, and then his blood spelled "M.I.A." At first I was confused, but then I remembered that M.I.A. created a violent music video where some ginger bro was blown up [link].
Do u think this type of online advertising is 'hella annoying'?
Do u like browsing websites and 'seeing shit pop up'?
Are popup ads the most important form of advertising in our lifetime?
It seems like M.I.A. is jonesing really hard to promote this violent meme. I wonder if Interscope has her back, or if they are 'mortgaging the house' with her release. Has any1 figured out if there is a metaphorical message behind her videos, or is she just trying to get our attention so we buy her album?
Is the song "Born Free" poppy enough for you?
If you had a relevant alternative website, would you rather sell high priced banner ads, or would you just give the artist the login to your twitter account with over a million followers, kinda like Pitchfork did for M.I.A [link].
Wonder which 1 was the right move, in terms of 'keeping their readers happy.'
From what I understand, websites are in constant fear of appearing to have 'sold out.' In addition, they can't do things that weaken their editorial trust with readers. Seems like M.I.A. is probably 'pushing the limits' with Vice and Pitchfork. Do u feel uncomfortable with modern internet advertising? Should we just 'sack it up' and enjoy the modern world?
What is the most annoying advertisement of all time?
Have u ever won something free on the internet [via popup ad]?
Are you an M.I.A. supporter?
Do you support M.I.A.'s war against the gingers?
Is M.I.A. more authentic than Lady Gaga?
Will M.I.A.'s album debut at #1?
Do u know a good popup blocker + spyware detector to protect my PC from viruses and trojans?
Do users respond positively or negatively to intrusive advertisements on websites?
M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.
M.I.A. made some violent music video about Ginger Genocide. I think it really 'went over the top' trying to be shocking, or something. She basically hired the same guy who did Justice's "Stress" video, and they tried to make something that got tons of attention for being 'controversial.' I think indie music videos have to be violent, because so many indie fans got tired of artsy music videos that were shot in front of a green screen, so now they are going to 'raw realism' or something.
The video seems like it is about ginger genocide, since they rounded up a bunch of gingers, then killed them all.
Not sure if I even paid attention to the song "Born Free" that was utilized tin the background. Wonder if it has a positive message or anything.
Didn't really understand the plot, but for some reason there was an old fat couple having sex at the beginning. I think that was just to get your attention with some grandma tits, or something.
I feel confused about what M.I.A. is 'standing up for.' I used to think she was standing up for some social issue in Sri Lanka, but now it seems like she is about standing up for Ginger Rights. Do u think Red Heads were created equally, or should they be ostracized / naturally selected out?
Climax of the video comes when a ginger starts running for his life.
Steps on a lil land mine
his body explodes. S000 graphic yall
Hey look. It's hand. Seems like 'real violence.' S0 raw and uncut.
I wonder if this was a real torso, or if they just used cow meat or something. Seriously looks like a piece of cow b4 it is cut into ribeye steaks or something.
Do u think they blew up a real ginger when they made this video?
Did M.I.A. rip off Justice's "stress" video?
Is M.I.A. trying too hard to ride 'the Ginger Meme' of 2k9?
Did u even listen to the M.I.A. song, or did u watch the violence?
Does M.I.A. abuse violence?
Should M.I.A. sing about motherhood, kinda like how Animal Collective sings about family values + fatherhood?
Do u wish M.I.A. would just 'chill the eff out' and sing about wanting 4 walls and Adobe Slabs 4 her girls?
Will you boycott the M.I.A. album because you love America more than you love M.I.A.?
Do Gingers have rights?
Is M.I.A. 'a disaster'?
Will M.I.A. crossover into the tween mainstream if she keeps making these violent videos?
Should M.I.A. get tons of plastic surgery and try 2 become the next Rihanna?
M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.
