Did yall watch the 2011 VMAs? It is actually a relatively successful mainstream awards show because they are looking to facilitate and proliferate as many memes as possible. This year, they allowed Lady Gaga 2 dress up like a man, and basically let her roll around in her own feces on stage 'trying to be deep', just because they knew that would help them 'win' twitter.
Tons of pretty standard mainstream memes happened.
Did u watch?
Are the VMAs 'too mainstream'?
Did they 'take over' ur social media feed?
Who was 'the big winner' of the VMAs?
Did any indie bands 'go mnstrm'?
I am watching the throne, yall!
"ODD FUTURE STOLE THE SHOW AND THEY RULE THE WORLD 4EVR!" -an odd future fan after odd future does anything
Katy Perry looks hot enough 2 work at my local Chinese Food Buffet restaurant
Beyonce turned her womb child in2 a meme.
'I have 99 problems, and the common problems associated with a pregnant wife's frequent mood swings and emotional needs account for the vast majority of them.'
Lil Wayne 'sags' AND 'wears skinny pants'
Nicki Minaj looking like she rolled around on the floor of a day care center.
We will never forget how he beat the shit out of Rihanna.
Britney Spears is turned on by the Guido-wave Mexi Kevin Federline
Can't believe it has been a year since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift and created some sweet internet memes + inspired Carles to write some over-thought puff piece abt the memefication process of humans + events [link]. Honestly can't see my life changing much for the next 20 years. Always gonna sit on a computer, will watch TV, will react to what I am seeing on TV, entertaining my audience of followers who 'value my opinion.'
Worried that time is gonna pass me by, and I won't 'grow up' and I'll just be a worthless 20something forever.
Don't want to think abt that. Just gonna watch the MTV VMAs. H8 society. Just want to consume 'pop culture' and form my unique opinion on it. Want people to know that I 'get' pop culture, and even though I consume it on a daily basis, my perspective on it transcends all.
Feel like Lady Gaga is really 'in her element' at the VMAs, since MTV will basically do whatever she wants to 'create a meme.'
Wore tons of zany meme outfits
She brought a few recently-discharged members of the American Armed Forces to 'make herself seem like a good person.'
Wonder if Katy Perry should have brought some World War 2/Vietnam veterans and/or Holocaust survivors. Think old jewish people might be a haute fashion accessory in 2k12.
Here is another bro who looks like he just won a few medals from serving in Iraq/Afghanistan
I heard that she 'scissored' with Ellen Degeneres just to get blog coverage / appeal to the gay + lesbian markets
Here is Lady Gaga 'sharing a smart snack' with rapper Drake
Drinking out of a zany starbucks cup
Wonder which of these artists is 'more innovative'? Wonder which 1 rode the slutwave harder.
Is there a time where u need to 'retire' getting whored up and wearing stupid, slutty costumes? I can't imagine being 60 years old and having to worry about 'shaving the grey hairs off my pussie region.'
Last Sunday night, I was browsing the internet, and all of a sudden, everything came to a halt. It was as if one moment 'made the world stop.' This single moment demanded the instantaneous attention of the every human being in the Westernized world. After experiencing this moment, every human 'came up with an opinion' on the event, and felt obliged to share this opinion with the world [via life stream/social network/ real life interaction]. It was truly one of the greatest live moments in the history of the world because 2009 has given us the proper tools to instantaneously reflect on a moment in a group setting. It was as if 'social media' finally had a reason for existing (besides helping 2 elect the black President).
Apparently the famous African American rapper 'Kanye West' interrupted some little white girl (Taylor Swift) when she won a prize at a fake awards show which celebrates mainstream music videos (hosted by the Music Television Channel ). From what I understand, the concept/goal of an Awards Show hosted by a television networks is to 'create content', where 'something that gets the whole world talking' can happen since you are bringing together some of the world's most famous/volatile people. Viewers tune in, expecting to 'see the unexpected' and sometime the network manages to 'create' bloggable/reflectable moments. Ultimately, the brand of the tv network becomes 'more relevant' based upon how much content they can produce.
From what I have read, Kanye West walked on stage to interrupt her acceptance speech, making it clear that Beyonce Knowles had one of the best music videos in the history of art + video + media. It seemed like she reacted as most white women react when a black man approaches them, since she metaphorically 'clenched on to her purse tighter than ever before' [via black man passing u on the streets].
I disagree with Kanye West's message (but wholeheartedly approve of his actions)--Beyonce's video is nothing special. It seems like it is just African American women showing off their figures and 'getting they dance on' for the world. I am bad at 'valuing dance' as a legitimate artform because I feel like if I wanted to 'see dance', I would go to a 'titty bar' to see some 'live, nude breasts shaking' and bodies contorting in a sexual fashion, directly simulating the act of sex. The video seems like it was just a marketing gimmick, attempting to create a 'dance craze' and also possibly some sort of feminist propaganda anthem, which accidentally reinforced the concept of 'marriage' as a gateway to a perfect life.
Since Kanye West is a 'cool black person', Taylor Swift probably thought he was going to do something to make her 'seem cooler', but then he 'took a shit' on her perceived sense of self within the entertainment industry.
It seems like 'American citizens' are 'deeply disturbed' by Kanye West's actions, and can take one of the following viewpoints on his behavior:
He was right, but u have 2 pretend it is real cuz she's a white lil girl who is taking showbiz seriously. U have no right to ruin this 4 her.
Kanye West is African American/slur word for African-American which would inherently explain his actions.
'Aww... Poor thing.'
'Team Taylor! Let's boycott buying the records of black ppl.'
'I think I will vlog about this to get youtube hits.'
Taylor Swift 'deserved her moment.' She did not need 2 have her reality harassed by this "negroid."
I am 'above' reacting to this event.
I 'understand' what Kanye West has gone through in life, but I am a human, so I will still 'hold him accountable' 4 being a 'meanie head.'
Taylor Swift represents everything that is wrong with show business and the arts. We must respect Kanye West and his neverending quest to express his true self to the real world. He is genuinely trying to transcend fame, pop culture, and the arts. No one will ever understand him. He is truly the most artistic person in the world, and when he goes on tour with Lady Gaga, we will finally experience art that is on the same level as the greats like Andy Warhol, Michael Jackson, and Michael Jordan.
I do not believe that Taylor Swift 'deserved to have her moment.' It doesn't matter how young she is, and we do not need to enable her sick perspective on the world. While she has a sweet exterior, possibly 'more talent' than the traditional Disney-mafia star, and an ability to 'handle' everything 'with grace', we have to understand that we are harming these manufactured pop stars by continuing to let them exist. Many of them will have identity crises where they turn to substance abuse + sexual experimentation when their whole world comes crashing down around them.
When I look into their eyes, I srsly feel like there is 'evil' inside of these people.
It seems like it is beneficial for these Disney stars to 'believe in the Lord', because believing that a higher power 'gifted them' with this 'opportunity' to touch the lives' of millions of tweens [via the power of music] would be the only way for some one to take their absurd job so seriously. It seems important to remember that these tween stars are possibly 'mentally ill' in ways that make them highly functional within the entertainment world. I feel like I will finally 'like' the Jonas Brothers when they have a reality show when they are in their mid-30s, similar to Corey Feldman and Corey Haim's show "The Two Coreys", a show about two child stars who still have a very stupid perspective on the world (and are recovering addicts).
I was alarmed when Beyonce bypassed her own acceptance speech and 'called Taylor back on stage' so that she could 'complete her speech', and Taylor Swift failed to realize that it 'was still a fake award' + failed to realize that 'she was just involved in a meme that could have been taken to the next level by indirectly calling Kanye West the n-word.' Instead, she 'carried on' with her generic speech/theme [via thank yall], as if 'everything was made right' and 'honor' was restored to the Awards show/the Entertainment hierarchy. It honestly seems like there is 'something mentally wrong with her' to 'fail to recognize the magnitude of the moment she is in.' I do not like this moment, because people in the 'Entertainment World' actually think they are 'real people' with 'real feelings' in this clip.
My fave part of this video is at 1:29 when Perez Hilton 'puts his hand over his heart, as if he is watching 'a truly meaningful moment.'
While many people believe that Kanye didn't deserve to 'ruin her moment', they are neglecting to remember how much they 'h88888 pop culture' and how it's 'suuuch a guilty please to consume gossip blogs and the E! network.' Do u remember when it was trendy/insightful to have a cutting edge opinion on 'what a terrible person Paris Hilton is' and link it to 'the deterioration of the moral fabric of our society'? It seems like this Kanyegate 3.0 moment will always be remembered as when tweens learned that it was 'okay' to treat celebrity entertainment like it was 'real news' instead of gradually learning sports+entertainment are more fun to consume than 'important news' over the course of their lives'.
It seems like if ppl really wanted to 'stop caring about the practice of turning the actions of rich+famous people into coverable news', they would have embraced Kanye 'taking a shit on this white girl.'
If I had black skin, I would be insanely ashamed of Beyonce Knowles for 'giving Taylor Swift' her spotlight. The truth is, if you want to sell albums in the modern world, you must appeal to the white tween. All apologies issued in thie 'controversy' are meant to appease the white tween. You cannot cross the white tweens (note: minority tweens enjoy pretending to be white, as well). If you 'piss them off', they will not buy your mp3 on iTunes, or use their Best Buy gift certificate to purchase your album. They will not go to your concert. They will tweet about you, but it will not be positive. It seems like some1 should create an acronym with the same dark connotations that "W.A.S.P" has, except for White.Tweens.
As a society, we must come together and root for Kanye West to continue to create content & headlines. While he is genuinely pursuing greatness, his narcissistic qualities will surely lead to his premature death. This is more than about needing 'good guys' and 'bad guys' to create conflict and news. We need a stream of content that we can continually reflect upon. This is why we miss Michael Jackson so much, we had the opportunity to have fun watching him fall apart together. It was legitimately a bullying process that rallied all humans together. It didn't matter how smart or how dumb u were, there was something inherently funny about making fun of Michael Jackson's racial, sexual, and social identity. A type of humor that transcended educational levels and class divisions.
If you analyze Taylor Swift's 'award winning video,' you will realize that it is a 'fucking sham.' I think the gimmick/theme of the song, is supposed to be some sort of plea to a boy to like her because she has a beautiful+interesting+creative soul instead of the generic 'hot ass cheerleader type.'
It seems like this video is supposed to appeal to 'tweens who feel left out'/like they don't 'fit in.' It is a song about sexual desire and obsession over one perfect boy, declaring that he 'belongs to you.' You are entitled to him. Feel good about who you are, because if he really got 2 know u, he would love u 4 all of the right reasons. Concepts like these lead to teenage obesity since kids are told that some1 will like them for 'what's inside.' They neglect to take care of their health, and eventually become mopey college students who sit around in a 'dreamworld' waiting on their modern Prince Charmbro.
I prefer Beyonce's artsy booty video to Taylor Swift's high school puff piece.
Do u sometimes like 2 get drunk just 2 'see what happens'? [via alcoholism]
We must applaud Kanye for silencing the sweet, yet poisonous essence of Taylor Swift. Kanye West is a simple, raw human being. When it comes to 'love and relationships', he is not interested in creating some sort of meaningful quirky bullshit. He is a man who wants ass and titties. He is an honest man.
We must accept Kanye West as the true heir to the King of Pop--not because of his talent or his artistic interpretation of the world, but because of his ability to create content. He can rapidly produce albums as well as public incidents that are indicative of a deeply troubled human being. He transcends 'right and wrong' because he truly 'acts from the heart/soul' in a world where most people are too smart/deliberate/PR-managed to act upon their emotions. We must encourage him, embrace him, watch him accomplish great things, but most importantly, watch him truly start to 'panic' when he reaches his middle ages and the fear of mortality will drive him to seek more attention than ever.
Realistically, Kanye West seems to be the next 'big celebrity' who might die 'prematurely' in some sort of tragic/misunderstood event. As a society, we must rise up to create+seize the opportunity to experience the deaths of numerous famous people. We are 'regular people' but when some1 'famous dies', regular people finally get a chance to publicly reflect about the gift of life.
We have learned in 2009, that there is no greater news story to react to than the death of some1. Many of these death victims are not even very 'relevant' to Generation Y. But the process of digital mourning is too 'fun' to let some1 die without talking about them. When some1 'famous' dies, u get to share the meme with your friends, and ponder the person's realistic effect/impact on your life. It seems to be fun when you 'don't give a shit' that some1 famous died, but it is also 'equally enthralling' to experience the death of some1 who 'was a big part of celebrity culture' (thereby directly impacting ur life).
A lot of people say that twitter is a 'useless and boring display of humanity.' These people don't understand the true value of twitter--twitter is an instant window into the lives' of people. A chance to track the distractions that are filling up people's lives', momentarily taking over their brains. An impact significant enough to process a lil thought/meme about it. Whether it is a human, a product, a political scandal, a television show, a movie, or a celeb death, the twitter's portal into a generalized human psyche is priceless.
We must embrace the power of this tool. We must embrace all tools that allow us to reflect/share/digitally mourn.
We are growing up, learning how to use social networks to experience life together. We are learning how to mourn, celebrate, and crucify miscellaneous celebrities. We are learning that death memes are the memes that unite us. The internet/internet meme is a coping mechanism/opportunity. While events happen in 'reality' our opportunity to reflect upon them in a 'sillie lil online world' helps us to cope with how deeply rattled we are by the underlying themes of highly bloggable events.
When you say 'I don't give a shit' about this KanyeVs.TaylorSwift meme, it's like you're turning your back on humanity. You fail to realize that these are the only moments that we can all share together. These are the moments where you feel comfortable with the 'whole world' reacting. Even though it is a 'sillie lil award show', maybe everything in life is 'silly.' Maybe it's 'silly' that we elect a President of the USA every 4 years. Maybe it's sillie that we use 'money' 2 make our economy work. Maybe it's 'sillie' that we live life.
But u need 2 embrace this silliness with all of the ppl around u. We have been given the ability to analyze and interpret the world around us, and many social barriers are created by the content which you can analyze+interpret. When megamoments happen, you let your guard down, and find a lil bit of solace in knowing that 'every1 knows about this.' Sometimes you'll get mad if some1 has a dumb opinion, or if some1 uneducated tries to 'act like the have an authoritative perspective on real life.' You need to stop being so angry/exclusive with your thoughts, and surrender them to the collective consciousness which exists on the internet. Your thought/opinion is more valuable as part of a whole which can be analyzed as 'raw data.'
Sometimes, I wish the internet/twitter/meme distribution systems were more developed when Justin Timberlake ripped off Janet Jackson's breast-cover.
Sorta wish I had seen OJ Simpson as a trending topic during his car chase/trial.
We just want to share life with the people around us.
We just want to laugh at humor that every1 'gets.'
We just want the whole world to unite, kinda like how Michael Jackson used to help us unite around content, before the internet enabled every1 to go into their little niche. It seems like the internet has finally 'helped us 2 connect' with every1.
We just want to send a funnie picture 2 a friend.
We need to know that the leader of our country has the same values as us.
We need to use memes to 'cope.' We need the internet. We need to share ourselves and the world that we see.
We must design more memes.
Make them laugh. Make them remember their youth.
Make them laugh. Tie in a meme with another meme.
Appeal to all humor levels, letting the meme move upmarket and downmarket.
We must always take the opportunity to objectify women.
Strive for the most absurd meme possible.
The vast collection of Kanye Interruption Memes will live forever. They are modern cave paintings, capturing the way we communicate and tell stories.
Should Kanye 'be sorry'? Did he dishonor himself, his brand, and the perceived 'love' that he had for his mother? Did he take his brand to another level? Is Kanye West depressed? Will Kanye West 'kill himself' after his 5th South Park appearance? Will Taylor Swift become a lesbian/star of a celeb reality show? R u worried about tweens/the world, or are you starting to embrace the world as it is?
Kanye West has nothing to be sorry for. He did the right thing for himself. He did the right thing for the betterment of America. He did the unintentionally did the right thing for the advancement of 'the arts.'
Kanye West made me realize why life is worth living. My life is 'better' when I have better content 2 share with u.
How long am I going 2 have 2 wait for another socially transcendent moment?
Bon Iver is known as some guy from the Midwest who writes music in a small cottage, and has a haunting soft-rock-wave voice that every1 overvalues. Anyways, 2k11 has propelled him 2 such great heights, and he has more fans than ever. Now that he has a platform, he is turning into the musician who goes on blog-rants against random shit.
His first target: The MTV VMA awards. He was all like 'why are they so mainstream, yall?' I really don't kno what he is saying, except 'FUCK THAT SHIT', but he was sure to make sure he didn't diss Kanye West, Jay-Z or Beyonce.
there are great moments in awards shows. bruno mars sounded really good doing 'valerie' for amy winehouse. i don't think anyone is bummed that adele is killing everything. her voice was real and focused when i went thru and watched highlights from tonight. kanye and jay z are always murdering. beyonce is pregnant. yes this is awesome as shit, culturally speaking. but can i just ask, the reader, us, we ... as non-rhetorically as possible: don't we seem dumb? didn't MTV lose the fight against themselves? Didn't Rock'n'Roll STOP? Why are the lights so bright? isn't our talent as artists enough? Why do we try SO hard? Does a moonman mean what it did back then? Should we feel pumped when we get one? Should our mom's cry? I am not even thinking about it that hard. I will close my eyes in 90 seconds and have total peace... But, seriously. Why are we waving around so much?
What are u so angry abt Bon Iver? This is like some sort of critical thinking essay by a 10th grader in high school taking a 'pop culture studies' elective.
He continued on his rant. He cursed. He probably threw things around his cottage. He regretted getting electricity and a Direct-TV package.
Why do we NEED this shit so bad? Why don't we just have MUSIC? DO music? soul? I don't know. I don't mean to criticize. Anyone. Actually. Except for MTV. You might have had a very large opportunity to be stabilize your self as a global presence of culture and art about 15 years ago and you fucked the dog. Sorry. Im with my girls on this one. Its becoming increasingly clear as I think about it more and more, that the dollars, if they ARE apart of why you are doing something... they are apart of why you are doing something. that's fucked to me. that's the absence of spirit, glue, fabric of what makes us a person. it distracts us from what we could be doing: WORK. on EARTH. Better say this: Forget what I say. If you even read this, you'll probably say to yourself, who is this ass saying shit? It doesn't matter what i say. it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. But this one last thought: What would Bill Hicks say?
'DUDE WHY DOESN'T MTV PLAY MUSIC ANY MORE?' -some1 in the 1990s
Really unsure what the eff Bon Iver is saying/doing. Hopefully people in the MTV offices read this, and he is BANNED 4 life from MTV, not just because his music is mainstream-irrelevant, but because he questioned the intentions of one of the greatest Meme Producing Machines in the game right now.
Really unsure if he really doesn't 'get' why MTV has to produce content that is worth sponsoring, as opposed to just playing boring music videos all day. Feel scared of him, like he has an 'internet temper.' If he isn't careful, and keeps writing these internet rants from his log cabin, ppl might start thinking his vibe is like 'the indie/pop culture unabomber.'
Has Bon Iver 'lost his shit'?
Do u 'agree' with his rant?
What was he trying 2 say?
Is MTV failing the world of music?
Is he the smartest man in indie?
Do u hope he continues to go on unabomber-manifesto-wave rants 4evr?
Is it 'kewl' 2 h8 MTV for 'not playing music anymore'?
Does he have any right 2 talk after his disastrous collab with James Blake? [link]
Did u know there was an entire second tier of B-list and C-list celebrities that went to the MTV Video Music Awards? Unfortunately 4 indie fans, these are A-list alt celebs, and the mainstreamers around the world don't care abt them, but they tossed indie blogs a bone and let us embed their web content.
Anyways, WAVVES also dragged along 'the other dude' in his band, just because they like to get intoxicated, tweet too much, and do drugs, etc. Kreayshawn didn't know what she was doing, u couldn't hear any 1 speaking. Sorta a disaster, but at least we got to watch WAVVES try to make a joke abt blunts, but then he sorta just trailed off bc he didn't want to lose his recent wave of MTV press/sponsorship.
This is basically the vibe of the entire interview.
I heard that bro was kicked out of the Awards Show for bringing in hard drugs. If u had to bet on 'the next indie band member death', do u think u would put money on 'the other bro in WAVVES'? Or 1 of the Black Lips? They ToTaLLy DoN't GiVe aN eFf!
At least the QT from My Life as Liz is showing off her BANGIN ALT BOD. If I had 2 guess, Bethany has GOT 2 be nervous abt that QTBB hangin' out with her 'BF'... She has been awfully silent on twitter for the past 24 hours. That CANNOT be a good sign.
Did u learn a lot from this interview?
Who is more relevant: Kreaysh or Wavvy?
Did WAVVES have a good VMAs or a CRAPPY/meaningless VMAs?
Will he be nominated 4 a VMA next year, or is MTV done with him?
Why was Best Coast silent during the VMAs?
Do u like danking with bros?
Gaga BB!!! Is that u? U look kinda HOT as a man... U actually kinda look like my exBF who looked a lot like the original Karate Kid (no, not Hillary Swank rubber penis).
Jo Calderone is HOTTY MCHOTHOT who could bend me over and give it 2 me ANY DAY!
Her gender change makes me feel queasy inside. It brings me back to a time when I experimented with my sexual identity. Me and my exGF used to dress up like men, but it was hard for me to hide my massive curves. Yes, we did play around with strap-ons, penis belts, and other rubber-and-glass based penis tools to pleasure one another, but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a real penis inside of u 2 make u feel like a woman. Sometimes I wonder if my life would be better if I had a peen, but then I remember the time I started 2 take hormones and my clitoris morphed into a little peen-shaped clit thingy. It was the beginning of the end of my relationship.
Honestly, ur performance was BRILLIANT and u are the BEST artist of our generation! NO1 ELSE would have tHE BALLS 2 dress up like a MAN. U r 1 of a kind, bb!
Do u wanna go on a d8? U can either come as Jo Calderone OR Lady Gaga! U turn me on no matter what, bb!
Better yet, both of yall come and we'll have a 3some!
Tyler the Creator is a horrorcore rapper who is somehow marketed to indie ppl to be all like "He's kewl, authentic, and the next big thang!" but then he goes mnstrm and wins an MTV VMA for 'Best New Artist.' He somehow managed 2 beat Kreashawn and Foster the Ppl, which seems like a massive accomplishment, or something. Anyways, this is his acceptance speech where he talks abt how he wanted this award since he was an impressionable tween, and then curses a bunch of times so u don't even really know what he says.
His mom was a prevalent member of the OFTWFGANG crew, which is always 'touching.'
Sup WAVVBro.
Here is some skit that Odd Future did with Will Ferrell, Jack Black and Seth Rogan that 'totally tanked'. Really unfunny combo, and both quit on the skit.
Here is some interview with a talking head MTV fresh bro where he jokes abt killing himself a few times.
As u can see, the rest of Odd Future is pretty irrelevant, and every1 only cares abt Tyler the Creator. This will certainly cause innerconflict within the band, bc Tyler just made some sort of 'leap' into the mainstream.
I can't really tell if mainstream rap bros 'accept' Tyler as an authentic ass black rapper, or if he seems 'young and immature' or if that youth and immaturity is 'what makes him s0 fresh!'
Has Tyler the Creator 'crossed over'?
Has horrorcore 'gone mainstream'?
R u worried abt Tyler's foot [via his limp]?
Did Odd Future 'steal the show' at the VMAs?
Are they still 'fresh' and 'fun'?
Do u wish u could start a horrorcore rap group and take ur mom to a relevant tween-centric awards show?
Is Tyler the Creator's victory a dark day 4 women's rights?
Jared Leto: Hi. It's me. Jared. Lady Gaga: Who r u? Jared Leto: U don't know me? Lady Gaga: You look familiar. Have u been to one of my shows? Jared Leto: No, not yet. I am actually in a band. Lady Gaga: That's nice. Jared Leto: Have you heard of '30 seconds on mars?' Lady Gaga: Is that the movie where a comet/meteor is heading 2 Earth and every1 is afraid of dying? Jared Leto: No, that is the movie Deep Impact. Lady Gaga: The one with Bruce Willis? Jared Leto: No, that is Armageddon. Lady Gaga: Loved that 1. Jared Leto: Yes. I am actually a movie star, too. Lady Gaga: Oh yea. What movies? Jared Leto: Have u seen Fight Club? Lady Gaga: Yes, a long time ago. I don't see very many indie films. Jared Leto: I was in that. Lady Gaga: Were u the fat guy with bitch tits? He is in a band. Jared Leto: No, that was Meatloaf Lady Gaga: Oh okay. well I g2g Jared Leto: But my band is awesome. I think u should check us out. Lady Gaga: brb gotta change costumes Jared Leto: I wear costumes too. Lady Gaga: Okay. Jared Leto: I want to be like u. U inspire me. Lady Gaga: Every1 is welcome to be a little monster. [via Shannon Gaga] Jared Leto: but u don't understand. I am a creative spirit. Lady Gaga: I encourage all young tweens to be creative, and 2 be themselves [via individuality {viavia Shannon Gaga}] Jared Leto: Do u want to see my band's video? Lady Gaga: I'm super busy. Jared Leto: But we're super kewl. We ride bicycles around a post-apocalyptic city. Hold on. I will stream it from my iPhone.
Lady Gaga: That was kinda fruity. Was that 4 real? Jared Leto: U didn't think it was beautiful? Lady Gaga: Was kinda dumb, honestly. Why am I still talking 2 u? Jared Leto: I'm Jared Leto. I'm an artist Lady Gaga: Okay. Jared Leto: I have a beautiful soul. When I look at u, I know that same beauty is inside of u. Lady Gaga: Plz stop bothering me. Jared Leto: I want to be with you. Lady Gaga: Excuse me? Jared Leto: I want to make love 2 u. Lady Gaga: I already have a partner. Jared Leto: I want to be inside of u. I want my peen to ride ur slutwaves. Lady Gaga: Ur kinda getting creepy on me bro. Jared Leto: I want to plant my seed in u. Lady Gaga: I am not fertile :-( Jared Leto: My cum/semen is rlly strong. Guarantee u will get preggers, even via oral/anal Lady Gaga: Scared of u. Jared Leto: I want to grow old with u. Lady Gaga: I will never grow old. I don't believe in 'time' or 'age' Jared Leto: I'm hornie. Lady Gaga: Plz leave me alone. Jared Leto: My peen is hard right now. Lady Gaga: What is a peen? Jared Leto: It is slang 4 'penis.' Lady Gaga: That's chill. Jared Leto: I'm in <3 with u. Lady Gaga: I'm larry gaga Jared Leto: I'm Jared mutha fuckin Leto and I can get any fucking pussy in the world. Don't kid urself. I just gave u the opportunity of ur lifetime to make love 4 real 4 the first time, and u turned that shit down. Ur gonna regret this. This won't be the last time u hear from me. I'm Jared Leto. I was in Fight Club. I'm in a buzzband. I'm an artist. Jared Leto went on to join Coldplay. He was found dead six weeks after they swept the Grammys. Doctors claim he was 'too alt' 2 be alive. Is Jared Leto a chill bro? Is he the most alternative human on the planet? Do u think Lady Gaga wants 2 'ride' Jared Leto? Would Jared Leto + Larry Gaga have the most conceptual sex in the history of the world? Should they try to have a child? If Jared Leto came up 2 u, what would u do?
From what I understand about American History, African Americans weren't allowed to be 'famous performers', so white people would just put black makeup on their face, and pretend to be black ppl. They would basically 'mock' black humans, resulting in a 'hella racist' display. It seems like at the VMAs, a pretend awards show/meme generating event, Will.I.Am wore a 'blackface costume' even though he is already black.
Sorta weird how African American artists are more successful than white artists [via hip hop music]. Still confused by Mikey Jax going all 'white face' before committing suicide, but still seems like Will.I.Am is 'mad controversial' [via already being black]. Do u think he 'understands what he is doing', or is he 'just trying to look cool.'
Feeling kinda confused. Maybe some sort of 'self-aware' commentary on how he is a black performer, and he is 'in black face' according to white people. Maybe he just got off some sort of 'time machine'
Wonder if Will.I.Am is 'the ultimate blipster.'
Think he is probably just from the future or something. Seems to have brought back a futuristic black woman who is 'trying to ride the slutwave of the future.'
R u pissed at Will.I.Am?
Is what he did 'unchill'?
Do u think he is a 'pure artist' and h8rs just don't 'get' him?
Does this mean 'blackface' will be a chill Halloween costume?
Should the African American community 'banish' him from their clan, and make him wear white face?
Will MTV ban African American artists and force Justin Bieber to wear a blackface costume?
In the future, will all 'black people' merge with robots, and have post-black skin?
Will Will.I.Am ever top his hologram appearance during Obama's election?
Should Obama wear post-blackface to win the 2012 election?
