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Tonight, an altceleb will pour vodka into my mouf.

[Photo by The Friend Attack]
Tonight, an alternative celebrity will give me life [via pouring vodka into my mouf while I am at the front of a meaningful DJ set]. I am used to a sillie AZN man doing this, but this time it will ‘mean a little bit more’ since it will be done [...]

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Alternative Parenting Tips (The Metaphorical Vodka from Ur Teet)

[Photo by Last Night's Party]
When I have a child
I will raise him ‘right’
and make sure he/she
gets only the best
Organic foods
Progressive Private Education
Summer art courses
Team sports
Necessary technology
No television
Plenty of ‘books’/printed out pages of wikipedia
Drug prevention education
Lots of physical affection
and verbal reinforcement
My wife will put the baby
upon her teet
and tell her about her life
and her mistakes
and the [...]

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Alties Using Mainstream Party Tools

Is it cool to use stuff like beer bongs, or play games like ‘beer pong’ AKA ‘beirut’ AKA ‘the Kanye West Beer Ping Pong Ball Game’ even if you are alternative? I know we all just want to party, but is it cooler to just get buzzed while listening to electro-blog hits with a [...]

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