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Tonight, an altceleb will pour vodka into my mouf.


[Photo by The Friend Attack]
Tonight, an alternative celebrity will give me life [via pouring vodka into my mouf while I am at the front of a meaningful DJ set]. I am used to a sillie AZN man doing this, but this time it will 'mean a little bit more' since it will be done by one of my fave altcelebs of yester-year.

While Alice Glass pours vodka into my mouf, I will think about the future of bloghouse/electro. While I 'was really into her' last year, I am not sure who I am right now. I am not sure who I should find attractive. I am not sure what music presently 'defines' me or if I am still attending DJ-centric events because I am afraid of the future/having to build a new personal brand.

Will this weekend be the last weekend that I listen 2 bloghouse?
Will I reset my iPod, erasing the former version of me, moving into the future by only loading conceptcore music on my iPod?
Am I too attached to my personal brand to 'move forward' in my quest for authenticity?
I will not sleep tonight.
I will stay awake, trying 2 dream of 'a better place.'

LAST NIGHT
A DJ
ENDED MY LIFE

Alternative Parenting Tips (The Metaphorical Vodka from Ur Teet)


[Photo by Last Night's Party]
When I have a child
I will raise him 'right'
and make sure he/she
gets only the best

Organic foods
Progressive Private Education
Summer art courses
Team sports
Necessary technology
No television
Plenty of 'books'/printed out pages of wikipedia
Drug prevention education
Lots of physical affection
and verbal reinforcement

My wife will put the baby
upon her teet
and tell her about her life
and her mistakes
and the history of the modern world

The baby will grow old
and go away to design school
And find himself/herself
Fall in love
Accidentally make a new child too soon
and the circle of life will continue

The baby
must be nourished
from a teet
which spouts
top shelf vodka
(This is a metaphor)

Alties Using Mainstream Party Tools


Is it cool to use stuff like beer bongs, or play games like 'beer pong' AKA 'beirut' AKA 'the Kanye West Beer Ping Pong Ball Game' even if you are alternative? I know we all just want to party, but is it cooler to just get buzzed while listening to electro-blog hits with a group of your closest friends while talking about Wes Anderson movies, life, and how Wes Anderson movies and life are a lot alike?

Do u know of any alternative drinking games? Have you ever had your AZN friend put on a wig of long black hair and pour vodka into your mouth? (This is called the Steve Aoki Game).

[Picture by Oh Snappy]