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Dear Sparks, Miss U: A Eulogy By HIPSTER RUNOFF

Today, my email inbox crashed. Hundreds of people emailed me with terrible, horrible news. My inbox didn’t ‘crash’ in a traditional sense. I just don’t think any thing or any one was built to handle news that your whole life is being taken away from you.
Sparks is dead, yall.
‘The government’ says [...]

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Nervous // Sick

Yall. I’m nervous. I DJ 4 the first time this weekend. I just spent 12 hours on the hype machine searching for tracks with the word “remix” in them. I also downloaded an illegal version of Abeltonnns. Hope the license doesn’t crash on me. I have a backup system [...]

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Monitoring the Blippest Blipster Alive

Can we officially name this Blipster “The Blippest Blipster Alive”? I know he may not be the traditional blipster who can only express himself with a tall tee (+ large print text) and some ‘fly kicks’, but I feel like if Blipsterdom had an ‘essence’, this bagbro would probably transcend it.
[Photo by EZ Fashion]
Or [...]

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I h8 when my tummy feels how a banger sounds :-(

<3 taking off my kuet flats and throwing up on my bare feet <3
I shouldn’t have had that 1 extraa) SPARKSb) miscellaneous Chili’s menu itemc) bottle of Grey Goose poured into my mouth by an AZN DJd) McGriddlee) Christine Castle MP3f) day at a music festivalg) Pizzone @ the California Pizza Kitchenh) taste of a [...]

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