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Shuttershades: Burning in hell in 2k9? Fri, 2008-08-22 13:11 | by Carles


Are shuttershades no longer mainstream-alt, yall?
Is there a new glasses trend that we need to be aware of?

Does n e 1 work for a design firm that is creating the next big sunglasses trend? Will it be martini glasses? I need to know if I should invest in a certain type of sunglasses stock.

Does n e 1 know if AZN glasses are going to be big in 2k10?

The Olympics in China have been really successful, so I think a lot of people are going to 'try to be AZN' or something like that. U know how the world is... when they see something that they think is 'alt', they try to align their personal brand with it. s00 annoying/inauthentic.

Does n e 1 know if white framed sunglasses are still 'underground'/'indie'/'unique-core'?

Should I just buy some zany coloured Wayfarers and match them to my clothing?

Or should I buy sunglasses that enable me to take the lenses out for days when it isn't sunny?

YALL.
I'M SO CONFUSED. I HATE THE TAIL-END OF TRENDS. IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM N E M0RE. SUXXX SO BAD.

N e ways...Summer is almost over... do u need to wear sunglasses in the non-summer? Or are they a summer-exclusive accessory?
r u gonna miss the Shuttershade era?
R.I.P. Kanye West. U had a good run.

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Justin Bieber tries 2 be alt, buys wayfarers at WalMart, seem too big for his face/lil nose Sun, 2010-09-12 17:48 | by Carles


Feeling alone
in my tweenage dream
Kinda seems sweet
to get 'beejes' on the reg
Being mad famous
Going viral every day
Having some1 trim my pubes whenever I want
Unlimited hoodies, caps, and miscellaneous 'kewl looking' apparel

but at the same time
am I missing out?
By being a tween sensation
Will I get 'fucked up' [via psychologically]
by not having a 'normal tween hood'

Would I rather be a lost tween on twitter
Or the tween sensaish that every1 is tweeting abt?

I don't get to go to highschooler
Don't get 2 be a mainstreamer
Don't get to 'letter' in football

Don't even get the chance to become a 'smart alt'
and join the Academic Decathlon Team
Won't be able to lose my virginity to a girl in the parking lot during high school

Feel sad that my wayfarers don't fit
Really bums me out
Feeling 'more introspective' as my voice drops
New feelings inside of me / my brain / my body

I guess this is growing up
1 day I will grow in2 my wayfarers
I will be a man
I will be happie.

Wish my life wasn't just a meme

Covered by blogs, tweets, and tween zines

Really worried abt the direction of my life

will I be able to 'pull a Timberlake' by shaving my head + talking about fucking bitches?

Scared

Wish I was special...so effing special... [via the Creepioheads]

Sad

Alone

Just wish my sunglasses fit my face

And didn't make my nose look like a lil nub

Wish I didn't do that 'clothing line' at Walmart

Wish I had just stuck 2 Ray Ban Wayfarers

Feeling like lil AZN hands effed up my sunglasses [via a sweat shop]

Sad/dead on the inside

'U make me feel
Like I'm living a tweenage dream.'

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