I was recently in attendance at a naked bike ride for a Flaming Lips video shoot. I am the type of bro who 'likes a ton of attention' so I figured I would ride my fixed gear with my johnson flappin around while starring in a music video that will surely be on pitchfork.tv [in HD]. It was good to unite with tons of nudists and get a chance to 'be a part of the indie scene.' I have always wanted 2 participate in an indie music meme that was larger than just myself.
Not sure how 'relevant' the Flaming Lips are. Heard they have 1 authentic indie classic album, but I was sort of 'late 2 the game.' I have heard that Of Montreal is 'the poor Man's Flaming Lips' in terms of their stage brand + performance gimmicks. Have honestly only heard one song by the Flaming Lips called 'Do Yall Realize?' I think the song was strategically crafted to appeal to free-spirited existential alts, who want 2 muse about how 'absurd' being alive is, and how powerful yet meek human love is.
Sorta wonder how you get a large bubble ball manufactured. Seems like you might have to get one 'custom made' from a pilates ball manufacturer or something.
Really need 2 strengthen my core, so not sure what size ball I need 2 get.
I am not sure if the 'bubble gimmick' is some sort of artistic metaphor, or if it is a 'cry 4 attention.' I feel like nudists like a lot of attention, so maybe the Flaming Lips are just trying to 'get a ton of attention' by doubling up 'guy in a bubble' with 'nude biker bros.'
It would be kinda sweet if we could put people into bubbles and 'carry them away' when their metaphorical bubble of relevancy has metaphorically burst. I have always wondered what it would be like to 'go to heaven', and I feel like 'being transported in a bubble by a group of naked bike alts' seems like the way I would want to go to Alternative Heaven. Wonder who we should put into a bubble? Girl Talks? Sonic Youth? Miscellaneous Bloghouse 1 hit wonders? Carles?
See yall in heaven. God bless.
Have u ever been in a naked bike ride?
Have u ever participated in an alternative meme?
Who do we do with the bodies of formerly relevant ppl?
Can u injure ur private parts if u ride a bike naked?
Do u wish more ppl who felt comfortable in the nude were 'hot'?
Previous Naked Bike Ride Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/06/have-u-ever-been-on-a-naked-bike-ride.html
Wayne Coyne is the lead singer of The Black Lips. Or the Flaming Lips. I'm not sure. He's the one that sings that "Do U Realize???" song about existentialism. Anyways, he is apparently one of the most famous people from Oklahoma besides Hanson. He was recently spotted in the VIP locker room of the Oklahoma City, attending a relevant meet-and-greet with Oklahoma City Thunder superstar Kevin Durant.
From what I understand, the Oklahoma City Thunder are 'going thru a tough time right now', because their point guard, Russell Westbrook, might be too selfish, and is 'ballhogging' the ball away from Kevin Durant even though Kevin Durant is way better than him. They might lose 2 the Memphis Grizzlies, but after the acquisition of Kendrick Perkins from the Boston Celtics, they might 'have the size and toughness' to compete with any time in the league.
Do u wish u could move to Oklahoma and be 'famous'?
R u sad that Kevin Durant spurned the Seattle Super Sonics and took his talents 2 OKC?
Are the Flaming Lips 'still relevant'?
Is Wayne Coyne a 'weird bro' or a 'chill bro'?
Should he move out of Oklahoma, or is it a pretty alt state?
Is Kevin Durant 'better than' Derrick Brose?
Is Kevin Durant the #1 player in the NBA?
Can the Oklahoma City Thunder prevent the Miami Heat from winning 8 championships in a row?
Is Kevin Durant an authentic indie music fan? Does he <3 indie more than Matt Bonner?
Is Kevin Durant a better shooter than Chuck Person/Dale Ellis?
Wayne Coyne is the lead singer of the Flaming Lips.
Wayne Coyne is the lead singer of the Flaming Lips, the alt band that hit the meaningfulcore song "Do Yall Realize???" It seems like he is some sort of 'sexual deviant' who keeps tweeting pix of his wife's bare ass when she wakes up in the hotel room. Not sure if twitter is degenerating into a porn site, but I think 'tweeting nudes' is a typical strategy for ppl who 'want more followers.' Seems like tons of ppl follow u hoping that u will 'share content' that will 'get them off.'
Here is his tweet description:
Finally at the hotel in Lisbon ..going to sleep at 10:00 in the morning..fuck yeah...
Do u make ur wife/partner sleep 'bare assed' so u can have ur way with them in the middle of the night?
Do u think she has a nice figure? Is she an 'alt cougar'? Do u think he has been in an open relationship where he gets to 'tap' any road ass that he wants?
Do u dig her vibe?
From what I understand, Wayne Coyne is some sort of 'sexual deviant' who enslaves alts, and makes them carry him around in bike herds. Seems natural that his wife is forced to chill out in the nude.
Does this alt cougar ass turn u on?
Is Wayne Coyne a 'pervert'?
Does his wife deserve her privacy, or does he get to do whatever he wants to her body, since he is 'the breadwinner'?
Are they in some sort of counter-culture relationship?
Is nudity 'natural' or 'pornographic'?
Do u realize
u have the most
beautiful ass
-Wayne Coyne 'tappin dat a$$'
This is a photograph of the lead singer of the Flaming Lips, Wayne Coyne's, home. As you can tell, he wants to live in a conceptual & meaningful space that can help him to ponder existential topics. This positive space will enable him to make more meaningful albums. It seems like this house might be some sort of 'conceptual sex den', since it doesn't seem like a place where you would want to live, but maybe a place where you could shoot low budget pornography and snuff films.
While this house/space is supposed to be 'alt' and totally different, you can see that the Coyne family installed 2 sinks in the master bathroom. This is probably because they subscribe to the mainstream idea that husband and wife 'don't get angry at one another' when they are getting ready for work in the morning if there are 2 wash stations available.
This seems to be some sort of group shower where we can only assume conceptual orgies happen.
Feel like he really 'pussed out' by having flat screen HDTVs in his conceptual living room. Many architectural experts say that having a TV in a room makes all other furnishings + design decisions irrelevant.
Wayne Coyne resides in Oklahoma, where real estate is probably mad cheap. It seems like this architecture probably would have been more stunning if it had been implemented in a major metropolitan area where real estate was 500% more valuable .
Did the Flaming Lips 'peak' with "Do U Realize...?"?
Do yall find this house to be 'architecturally stunning'?
Do u think any of the elements of his house violate neighborhood zoning laws?
Is Oklahoma an authentic breeding ground for indie bands?
Do u hope that 1 day u can make mad bank from selling ur band's mp3s and build ur dream home?
