Eventually, Bill Murray must go through a series of whimsical conversations to get himself a tryout. He eventually makes the team, but then finds out that black men h8 old white men. He goes through adversity, gets dunked on by LeBron James, and eventually becomes a contributor and vocal team leader from the bench on a championship team. He also reunites with his estranged son.

I feel excited about this movie. I think it will help to ‘humanize’ our perception of professional athletes, instead of thinking of them as lucky/blessed / relevant / important 2 society / ass holes / spoiled / new money bros who buy tyte cars / etc.

Think that the tentative title of the film is HE GOT BBALL DIARIES.

EXCLUSIVE SHOTS FROM THE MOVIE
Bill sad after he doesn’t make the team the first time

LeBron James dunks over Bill Murray in the all star game

Bill trying to be more into black culture and killing cops with a bro

Bill hanging out with team mascot

Bill banging a skank on the road… the perks of being an NBA player

Bill joins the army when the league shuts down ‘for the war.’

Bill contemplating retirement after he blows out his knee

Bill inspires teammates

Bill’s Dad is finally proud of him for making it/being rich & famous

Bill Murray after he gets an endorsement deal

Is n e 1 else pumped abt this movie?
Looove Bill Murray. Sometimes I feel like he plays the same ‘disconnected’ character in every movie…but maybe that’s a good thing. I have only seen his post-Rushmore stuff, so I don’t even know if he is like a ‘comedian.’ I can’t believe he was on SNL once… do yall think he made ‘digital shorts’ like that Jewish guy on SNL now?

Music Video: Frankmusik – Better off as Two

This is a music video about ‘being in love’ with some1 and convincing them that u r better off as 2. In the video, u get 2 see Frankmusik with his zany hair getting his dance on. His music has some pretty serious feelings/emotions in it, so I think it appeals to Europeans more since they ‘take emotions more seriously’ and ‘explore them.’ Americans are afraid 2 get vulnerable.

Music Video: MSTRKRFT – Bounce feat. N.O.R.E & Isis

I watched this video on mute and didn’t really hear the song, but I think a casual observer would think that this is a 2nd rate rap video. MSTRKRFT are trying 2 brand themselves or something, and I think that this is inspired by some sort of generic mob crime druglord internet ponzi scheme, kinda like ‘Goodfellas’ meets ‘Smoking Aces.’

I read that the MSTRKRFT album leaked. Is it ‘any good’? I have only really listened to remixes by them. miss u ‘bangers’. Would u chill with MSTRKRFT bros?

Music Video: Company of Thieves – “Oscar Wilde”
////////RUSHMORE ALERT////WES ANDERSON ALERT/////

This is probably the first and last time I will listen to this band. But they have a music video that ‘rips off’ Rushmore, and makes it meme-able. I can’t tell if the music is ‘good’ or ‘relevant’ or not, but I just know that I am ‘alternative’, therefore, this music video ‘appeals 2 me’ and should ‘make me smile.’ I guess now that I think about it, maybe it has always been a fantasy of mine to ‘cum with’ Max Fisher in Rushmore, so I think now that I see a female alt dressed as him, it kinda meets my altSexual needs. Do yall ever fantasize about indie movie characters? Kinda wish I got that girl in Juno preggers [via Michael Cera 'cumming'].

Music Video: The Fall Out Boys – Sugar, We’re Going Down

I think this band called the Fall Out Boys will change the way that we listen to music for the next 20 years. They have completely redefined the post-Blink182 era, and this music video reaches out to tweens who feel like ‘an ugly bro with antlers and bad teeth.’ It’s a music video about hope. Think they’re probably like ‘the next Nickelback meets Beck meets Deathcab’ or something like that. Hope MTV doesn’t find out about them.

Music Video: Sebastien Tellier – Roche

This is a music video by the zany French guy who released his album through American Apparel stores. I wonder if everything in this video is from Am Appy. I think that the video is supposed to feel ’sexie’ and help people who want so badly 2 believe that there is truth that love is real. Do yall wanna study abroad and make love to a hairy French man on the beach? In the video he rides a horse on a girl’s curves, and it kind of makes me yearn 2 ‘be with/inside’ of a beautiful woman. Kinda like that scene at the beginning of ‘I am Lost in Translating to AZNs’ with ScarJo.

Have yall seen n e bloggable music videos lately?
Are yall getting tired of music videos? Can yall remember the last time u watched a music video in it’s entirety? Just want 2 stay relevant. Just want to blog about bloggable bands.

I want to be a member of something. I want to contribute 2 society/a limited sect of society.
I want to change the world. I want 2 b myself.
I want 2 wear a red beanie. I want 2 b in a Bill Murray film.
I want 2 win. I want 2 win the hearts of the common man. I want to be critically acclaimed.
I want 2 b blggd abt.
I want to become friends with my favourite film directors to give them ideas from my own life to turn into quirky-meaningful-core masterpieces.

R.I.P. Bill Murray

How do u install Microsoft Word/Garage Band/Mario Teaches Typing on a Macckintosh Lappy?

[Photo by Thecobrasnake]

Can any components of my new Macbook be used to make meth?

Should I be ‘zany’ Justice for Halloween?

[Photo by Lastnightspartie]

Should I be a character from BOTTLE ROCKET for Halloween to prove that I am an authentic Wes Anderson fan?

Or should I be the Jerry Maguires for Halloween?

The Wes Anderson Zeitgeist has had a big impact on the filling of the Mainstream-Alt chasm. This eArt gallery is intended to provide a space in which we reflect upon Wes Anderson’s quirky, yet meaningful brand.

Title: My Family & Friends Are Special Enough to Be Portrayed in a Major Motion Picture

Title: I Used to be a Horny Teen Searching for Meaning/a tugjob

Title: 30 Rock from the Stephen Baldwin (Alec)

Title: <3 Wes + Cumming + My GF <3

Title: Bottle Rocket 2 Hell: Owen Wilson’s Impending Suicide

Title: Groundhog Day Caddy Shack Zissou Stripes

Title: I Respect Jason Schwartzman only bc I pretend he is Max Fischer grown up

View previous works in the Mainstream=Alt eGallery
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/search/label/Mainstream%20Equals%20Alt

Remember the time Wes Anderson got Fashion Blogged about?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/hey-did-u-see-wes-anderson-on.html

Wes Anderson: His Films Are Pretty Good, But People Who Are Way Too Into His Films Make Me Like Him Less (For No Good Reason Other Than I Am An Ass Hole Who is Tired of Seeing Pictures of ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’/'Rushmore’/etc. on Douchebags’ Myspace Profiles.

THE COMMENTS of People Who Are Really Into Wes Anderson
In terms of style, he could never do anything wrong. It’s so nice to wake up to an image like this. His films and this outfit are all about the details. I love how he subverts a potentially serious look with a subtle touch of irony (the pin). Playful, thoughtful and anything but your average hipster. This man is my absolute hero; his style is impeccable and his movies are GENIUS. I LOVE YOU WES! Wes! I’m so happy to see his picture in this blog. He has such a wonderful style! I’d try to dress somehow like him if I were a man. He always looks so smart, even to go shooting, but always adds something personal, unexpected and original. He is like his movies. Great picture Sart! i love wes anderson! i am very excited to see him here too. he is delicious in every way. the style & taste of his films are intoxicating.. and he does the same here with his darling ensemble. You just ran into him in Paris? That’s just not fair! My favorite director… looking dashing as always! Love his style! That grey is hard to pull off, especially for someone as fair as he is, but he does it. He also carries off a shock of hair very well! I love that he dresses like this while filming, too. Comfortable and stylish – my holy grail. The colours all work (as they do in the films), but he looks ever so slightly like a pear. I LOVE WES! I love his little-star tie, too. I adore the little personal touches that make this outfit his. The horse pin, the stars on the tie, adorable. I’m not that big a fan of the oversized jacket with the matching pants of corduroy. oh man. this is thoroughly enjoyable. I love wes!! Yeah! I love his little Trojan horse (or whatever) pin. Love, love, love, LOVE Mr. Anderson. You can tell a Wes Anderson film from a mile away, all thanks to his signature style and the same can be said for the man himself. He is a unique being, and isn’t that what style is all about? It’s funny how in every picture I’ve seen of Wes Anderson he’s always wearing that suit and a blue shirt. The horse pin is, I should think, from the Stockholm Film Festival where he received the “Visionary filmmaker” award last november. The prize is a large bronze horse just like the pin he’s wearing. I should know, I worked at the theater where the prize ceremony was held and took care of his statue for him. And yes, he was wearing that suit and a blue shirt. He looks nice. It’s nice to see Wes rocking it in a corduroy suit. I wonder if he is a clandestine member of the CAC? It would be ideal if the jacket had a 3/2 roll. Awesome. I loved this when I first saw it on your Style.com blog, and I love it even more now. Definitely need to grab a corduroy suit. His demeanor is what makes this look work. A cocky man would make this style seem ridiculous. On Wes Anderson, it is endearing. Sometimes I want to roll my eyes at aging hipsters (my image in the mirror included), but this is completely charming! The clothes are nostalgic, ironic, and quirky in a somewhat typical Gen X style. But this brilliant artist and nerdy heartthrob makes it look fresh, unaffected and original. Corduroy forever and huzzah! Charming smile on a brilliant filmmaker. Nice.
Great look! Simple and classic but full of taste. The tie just rocks ;) together with the pin it adds the special detail. Thank you Scott and Wes! Oh crazy! Did you get any news about the Roald Dahl animated film he’s working on? I can get over how much I love the tie. A simple star on a navy background just looks great! I love everything he does. Wish I could find Wes-style clothes for girls, I would just dress like that ALL the time. Go Wes!!! This is what I mean when I think “well dressed” for a man. What is the feminine equivalent of this look? That is how I would like to dress. Corduroy skirts, cashmere sweaters, silently fun indiviudal costume jewellery, what else? I will find out! I <3 Wes!! I love the little details of his outfit – the stars on his tie and the pin – genius, just like his movies!!! Very cool dude! this gent simply looks comfortable in his own skin and he obviously knows what he feels good in too. Good shot. Darjeeling Limited is currently spinning in my DVD player. Just happy to see a stylish movie is made by such a stylish gentleman. love the awkward smile. future husband indeed. Like the crooked smile. I love the look of his movies, but I think this is everyday fine. Cute pin, cute tie, handsomely worn suit – but hardly a sartorial inspiration… the only thing interesting is that he is relatively young to be in these clothes… wes, i love you. he looks just like a character from one of his movies! Wow. Perfect tailoring and perfectly put together. What else can I say about this look but that it’s perfect? Just from this look you can tell he has character. Other people couldn’t necessarily pull this off, but he does! There’s really something to be said for such well-tailored clothes! well, i tried to contain my excitement at seeing this picture. i managaed not to squeal, but still smiled goofily, because mr anderson is the greatest.if i was a man, this is how i would dress. oh hell, i’ll dress like this anyway.Oh how cool! He’s my favorite of all the cool artists you’ve shot thus far! And he looks so idiosyncratically dapper, just lovely! wes is the best! love the star tie. i wish bill murray was zipping by in the background on a golf cart! that is a great tie. Does anyone know where to get that tie? I love the stars. You just happened to run into Wes Anderson? On the street…? If that was an accident then you’ve got to be the luckiest man in the world. I don’t usually think this of men with long locks, but he’s got great hair. one of my favorite texans. That smile makes me wanna hug him, not sure if it’s his demeanor or the way the lines in his 2buttom draw my eyes into him, and I dont even have a crush on him. All the lines between his neckline-tie-vest-and intentionally open button work magic for me. now boys, take notes. People here seem to know him. I don’t. Looks a very pleasant chap but his clothes remind me of a whacky Oxford university Professor. gets all his bespoke done @ Mr.Ned’s on 5th ave and 20th…after hearing this, i recently had them do a very slim double-breasted 3 piece (think RL black label)…ridiculously reasonable pricing w/o sacrificing fabric selection, craftsmanship, etc…would get 1 leg of a pair of Brioni trousers off the rack for the same px. simply a delight.. he’s adorable my hero. great tailor, beautiful cloth, can almost feel how soft and worn-in it is. beautiful smile, beautiful hair. sigh… Most men stray from corduroy thinking it will make them look too academic. I am not one of those men, and this gent looks great. I would like to see some linen in his pocket though. Regardless, I still like it! His personal style comes through very clear, just like his movies! i love wes! he’s always stylish and so are his films. the suit reminds me of floppy pancakes. he does have a knack for creating stylish costumes and characters. As most have said, he is absolut
ely amazing. That crooked smile is quite endearing. I love every little thing about this ensemble right on down to the horse pin on his lapel. Would kill to see his shoes. My favorite director snapped by my favorite photographer? Just lovely! I adore the similarity between his films and his aesthetic. gorgeous! :) Oh, wes… darling outfit, amazing movies… what else could a girl ask for? i have a big celebrity crush on this guy. the art direction, music, and production design in his movies are utterly brilliant and reflected in his great style. is that a horse or a unicorn pin? i hope its a unicorn. i love you wes!!!

‘This family reminded me of my dysfunctional family after my parents got divorced.’

View the post at
http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2008/03/on-streetwes-anderson-paris.html

Wes Anderson’s favourite old lady, Angelica Houston.

Owen Wilson–Recovering from his latest suicide attempt.

[THANKS COBRASNAKE]

As I look at more pictures of people in AA, I have finally realized that I don’t care what ‘regular people’ look like in American Apparel. I only want to see the hotties.

I prefer these tights on males, personally.

You know, like guys who dress like this, except they are being serious.

Peter Pan is considering starting an online petition against people like this.

This costume of THE KNIFE is one of our faves.

Well-executed team concept that makes me want to see a Robin Hood remake in all AA.

Eddie Munster looks more like the ultra-creepy wallflower type who sends your GF creepy text messages.

The contest really should have been all about this type of picture.

This costume “American Apparel employees” by kids who are infatuated with their local AA staff.

I want to hang out with “Killer Whale.” A concept like that could only come from a design school graduate student.

This costume “Pile Of Leaves” looks more like a ‘we’re a young couple getting married’ photo that is sent out to all of their relatives with Wedding Shower invites.

We luv dorm life! We ordered these online since our college town doesn’t have an AA! (Free Shipping on orders of $50 or more)

AA changed our lives’.

Mainstream girl secretly using Halloween to dress as a hipster.

“Hey. I’m taking a picture of myself for the American Apparel costume contest. Do you think I’ll win?”

Commenter BEEF BURRITO SAYS: “Ummm, basically what they wear every weekend?”

BORING (There’s a lot of them like this.)

Tenenbaum costumes are sooo 2001. It’s actually cool NOT to like Wes Anderson films any more.

This D-bag looks like the type who usually wears his headband and sunglasses with a graphic t-shirt. (Yes, either the Express kind of with a complex pattern that involves a dragon or a bird, or a shirt that references a saying/fake brand from a popular television series)

They could have looked so sexy if they weren’t so happy.

http://store.americanapparel.net/halloweenview.html?e=210

I guess it wasn’t that new ‘viral marketing’ technique thingy.

http://hotelchevalier.com/

It’s a free iTunes download of a 13 minute prequel of The Darjeeling Limited. HOTEL CHEVALIER stars Natalie Portman and Jason Schwartzman.

Hopefully a Natalie Portman nude scene means she will break out of her post-Garden State type-casted persona.
Overall, I don’t think she really fits in. Maybe I just feel uncomfortable with the way Wes Anderson handles sexuality.

Is this more satisfying to bloggers than the Meg White sex tape?